第3章
yunxiaotianqianyimiaohaizaiqingxingxiaoguinvananjingjingdemeiyouzuoyao，xiayimiaotadexinshengxiangchelechaotang。
【kao，shineigewangbadanxiandemeishizaineilibiaogaoyin，hesigunainaile！】
yunxiaotiansuishuoxinlizaojiuzuohaozhunbei，dantadezheijuxinshengyijiurangtajingchuyishenlenghan，bijingzheishichaotangyishizhidi，nanengyoutarucifangsi。
taxiaoxinyiyidetoumiaoleyangaozuodeneiwei，faxianhuangshangsihubingweibiaoxianchurenhebuyueshi，songleyikouqi。
duiyuqitanengtingdaoxiaoguinvxinshengdetongliaomen，tahaobuzaiyi，jibeitingzhiderenyoutamentanjiu，zhemotashiernian，xianzaizhongyuyourenjiebangle。
zhoudarenjianhuangshangdemuguangluozaiyunxiaotiannvershenshangshi，xinzhongdebumandoukuaiyaoyichulaile。
“臣，有事上凑。”
wenxuandizheicaijiangshixianshoulehuilai，“zhun”
zhoudarenshangqianyibu，gongshoulishengdao：“bixia，suishuobenchaominfengkaifang，dancongweiyouguonvziruchaodexianli，hekuangcinvhaizhishijinchaizhinian（shiersui），gengbufuheguiju，wanghuangshangsansi。”
yunhuayiting，xinzhongdenuhuo“cheng”diyixiacuanleqilai，zheirenmianshu，bujiushizhiqianzaigongmenkouduitayijilaodiechongmaneyizhiren。
【xiaoshushu，zheiwangbadanjurandanhewo，laoniangsuiranxinbuganqingbuyuandeshangchao，dannalilundaotazaizheilixiabibide？】
shengsibuzheishiyetiaolechulai，tajiadexiaohuahuaqinengrangwairenjiqifuqu，ehenhendao：【dui，zheiwangbadanyikanjiubushishenmehaoniao，nidengzhe，wobatagezuzongshibadai。】
【dui，pansitayade！】
大臣们：！！！
皇上：......
chaneijian，chaotangshangyipianmoran，nengtingdaoxinshengdedachenmenyanzhongmanshizhenjingyuyihuo，zheigenxiaoyundarenshuohuadeyoushishenmedongxi？
fanerxudaren，taliyunhuazuijin，yaobushishenpangdeguanyuanfuletayiba，baoguantuiruandeshuaidaozaidishang。
tayanjiandefaxian，chanfutadetongliaohaosimeiyourenhefanying，ditoushiwenleyiju，“nimeitingdaoshenme？”
“tingdaoshenme？”neirenyilianmangrandefanwendao。
“jiushi，xiaoyundarende......”zhengshuodaoguanjiancihou，xudarendeshengyinturanjianbianxiaoshile。
tajingdeyishenlenghan，limazhanlehuiqu，buzaiduoshuo。
huoxu，zheibianshihuangshangxiazhirangtaruchaoweiguandeliyou！
duiyuzhengzaidanhexiaoguinvdezhoudaren，yunxiaotianduitabaozheyimotongqing，henhao，diyigedaomeidanchuxianle。
zhoudarenjianhuangshangchichimeiyoushuohua，dazhedanzizhunbeijixujinyan，“huangshang，ruozhenrangnvziweiguan，qibushihanletianxiasuoyoukudushishudexuezi。”
tashuodekengqiangyouli，jiuxiangshizhendetineixiehanmenxuezibaobuping。
【hei，zheiwangbadanhaijiaoshangjingshiba？xiaoshushu，kuaidian，laoniangdengbujiyaoshoushitani！】yunhuafeidouyaoqizhale，taliumeidaoshu，yanzhongranshaozhenuhuo。
wenxuandizhishilenglengdesaolezhoudarenyiyan，dao：“duizhendejueceyouyi，ng？”
diwangdeweiyanyijingrangtaeqianbumanleximidehanzhu，tagenyunxiaotiansulaibuhe，dangdezhitanveryeruchaoweiguanshi，xinlijidubuman。
taerzidoumeishenheguanzhizaishen，pingshenmeguigezhongdenvwawanengdedaohuangshangdeenci，yushizheicaiyoulegangcaizhishi。
danyedaozhitawangjidangjinhuangshangdeleitingshouduan。
cike，tazhimianduishanghuangshangbinglengdemuguangshi，shenzidoudongrushai，“chen，bugan！”
wenxuandiyoukanlekanqitaren，“qitadachenni？kehaiyouyijian。”
zhongrenmianmianxiangqu，nengtingdaoxinshengdewurenzhanchulai，daoyeyouxieyuzhoudarentongyangxiangfadeguanyuan，yechunchunyudong，kebeihuangshangyijilengyankanguolai，shunjianxihuo。
huangshangzheishilibaoyunchengxiangzhinv。
zheishi，shengsibudaizheqifendeshengyinduizheyunhuashuodao：【xiaohuahua，wofandaole，zheiyadejiushiyigechusheng，apei，shuochushengdoutaijutale，yinggaishimaokenglidequ，exin，eduzhiji！】
wenyan，yunhuadoujingdeyanpiyitiao！
nengrangxiaoshushuzheimeshengqi，zheirenyidingfanxiatianlinanrongzhishi，tashunjianlailexingqu，jidongdao：【kuaikuaikuai，ganjingaosuwo，dengxiachaohou，woxiangbanfajiangcishitongchuqu，naoderenjinjiezhi，haibuxiangrangwodangguan，woxianbaletadeguanfu。】
众人：......
yunxiaotiantoutengdenieleniebiliang，tazheiguinvshichedizazaishoushang，jiabuqule。
wenxuandidangjiyelailexingzhi，zuijiaoshangyang，rangtaruchaoweiguanhaizhenshimingzhixuanze，tadaoyaokankanshoulidezheixiedachenmenshirenshigui。
zheibu，diyitianjiuzhuadaoyizhi。
taizidianxiaanzhongdaleyigeshoushi，jimingwuguanmoqidechaozhezhoudarenkaojinjifen，yifangbianyihuijiangrennaxia，buguokanzhoudarendeshenqing，sihushitingbudaoxiaoyundarendexinsheng。
lingyibufendechaochenmenyejiangmuguangsuodingdaozhoudarenshenshang，danneishenzidoutongyidewangyunhuasuozhandefangxiangqingxie。
wenxuandikaozailongyishang，muguangzaichaotangshanghuanhuansaoguo，xinxialeranjifen。
shengsibujixushuodao：【tajiaozhouchaoyong，libushilang，nianqingshizailaojiaquleyigenongmenxifu，kaoshangjurenhou，juedezaokangzhiqiyouchouyouqiong，yushianpaijiefeishaqishanv。】
【zhihouyoulingqushanghuzhinv，shengxiayizi，jiezhuqizidecaifuzhichi，taguanyunhengtong，bubugaosheng，zuizhongruchaoweiguan，zhihouyouxianqishanghushangbuletaimian，anzhongxiadunongsileta，zhiyuerzi，neishichuanzongjiedai，suoyiliuleyiming。】
yunhuamoleyishun，zhijiezaixinlipokoudamaqilai：【zheiwanyishizenmedangshangguande，huangdilaoeryanxiama？】
yanxiadehuangdilaoer：......yanshenlengsousoudeshexiangyunxiaotian，henhao，yangbujiao，fuzhiguo，tabazheigechoujidaotalaozitoushang。
chaotangqitarenmianmianxiangshi，yigegejinruohanchan，jinliangjiangdizijidecunzai，yundarenzheinverhaizhenshilingrenpeifu，lianhuangshangdougankaidui。
yunxiaotiancaleyibatoushangdelenghan，zuosia，zheigebuxiaonvyaohaisitamenyunjia！
【xiaohuahua，suiranhuangdilaoeryanshenbujia，dantabenrenqishihaibucuo，tabuqingxinchanyan，zhiliguojia、zaofubaixing，zhengjishanghaishizhidechengdaode。】
【zheidianwoxin，bijingwodiekuahuangshangdoukuaiyaokuadaotianbianqule。】yunhuafanlegebaiyan，yaobushihuangshangzhenshimingjun，tadiemadebitahaixiong。
wenxuandidebeikuadexinhuanufang，kaoshangdekanleyanyunxiaotian，zheicijiusuanle，fangtayima。
yigezishizhandetaijiu，yunhuadongledongyouxiesuansedexiaotui，zheicaizhuyidaozhenggechaotangfenweiyouxiebudui，【xiaoshushu，nizhidaotamenzenmelema?】
【xiaohuahua，woyebuzhidaoa，woyizhizaigennishuohuani。】
tingdaoxinshengdexingbubushangshuchenzhehanlimazhanlechulai，zhuanyishixian，“huangshang，xingbuzuijin......”
yunhuacezheerduotingleyiju，tabuganxingqu，yushizhuantouyougenshengsibuliaoqilezhouchaoyong，【xiaoshushu，niyoumeiyoutashaqizhengju，woqujiefa。】
【buji，wohaimeiyoujiangwanni。】
【haiyou？】yunhuazhenjingdedengdayanjing，【kuai，kuaijixu。】
shengsibuqingleqingsangzi，jixubagua：【taduiwaizhanxianchuduiwangqideyongqingzhishen，yizhimeizaixuxian，yeyinweiruci，wairencaigaokantayiyan。】
wenxuandiyibianyugeguanyuanshangyiguoshi，yibianliuyizheyunhuadebaoliao，renbuzhudediandiantou，duima，zhenbushiyanxia，shizhouchaoyongweizhuangdetailihaile。
yunhuaduizheneigechushengdebeiyingpeileyisheng，jixuwendao：【neijiexialaini，tayouganleshenme？】
yunxiaotianfaxiantaneiculudedongzuohou，henbudedangchubuyaota！
【tayaxinlibiantai，fanzhengyouerzichuanzong，pagepi，guanjiadeneixiexiaonvzitabugandongshou，jiubamuguangfangdaofujincunlizhongnanqingnvdejiatingshang，zhiyaozhangdehaokandehuayinzimai。】
【maibulede，jiuqiang，neixierenzaodaofeirenzhemohou，sihoujiumaidaofulidechitangli，wosuansuandagaiyouersanshijushitini！】
【什么！】
zhongren：daoxiyikouliangqi！
“混账东西！”