jiyanyidai:“nishuoshenme?”
tazaiyaoqingtahetayiqixizao?
huobeizhengzheicaiyishidaozijishuoleshenmehua,taqinglengxibaidemiankongyefanqihonglai。
tayouxieganga:“neige……woshishuoyiqixidiaoshenshangdezangdongxi……bushi……jiushifenkaibazaoxile……danshilianggerendouyaoyiqixi……”
“de,de,bieshuole,wozhidaonideyisi!”jiyankanzhetacheguluhuashuolaishuoqu,nandejiongpodeyangzi,haoxiaodibaishou。
tazhidaotashishuolianggerendougaibashenshangdexuewuhehanxiganjing,caihaochugong。
huobeizhengwoquanzaichunbianqingkeyisheng:“ng。”
jiyanyaoyaotou:“buyongxi,zanmendouzheifuyangzi,caixiangshiheyezhubodouleyiwanshang,niganjinbashanjihezhuroujixiaapotamensongquzaichugong,bierangrenkanjian!”
chuletamennaquxunkaoderou,tazaishengxiasitouzhuli,xuanleyitouyezhu,lianpidairouqieleshijijinrou,genshanjirouyiqidaixiashanlai。
jiyannachudagaiqibajinyezhurouzhuangzaimadailiyibei,jiuwangmenwaizou:“woxianqulaozhishuneiliyitang。”
musongjiyanchumen,huobeizhengyebashanjiheshengxiadeyezhurouzhuangzaimadaili,jixiaapotamensongqu。
xiaapogangfuzhetangdayexishuleyibian,jiukanjianhuobeizhengtizhemadaijinlai。
tangdayeyikantashoulidemadai,jiurenbuzhukesou:“kekeke……xiaoronga,nizenmeyoujiwomensongchide,dabanyelaojinshan,nidiertianhaideshanggong,shentizenmeshoudele?”
zheihaizizhidaotamengongfendi,huoerlei,jingchangchibubaofan,jiuxiangzhebanfabutiejiejitamenlaoliangkou。
huobeizhengquebamadailiderouhejiwangdishangyidao:“wohainianqing,buyaojin,zhualeyizhiyeji,ninlaoduntanghoukeyibubushenti。”
tangdayekanzhedaiheimaodezhurou,haiyouyizhishahaodeshanjidoulengzhule:“nizheishi……yudaoyezhule?”
xiaapomashangcouguoqu,danxindijiuzhuhuobeizhengraozhetazhouweikan:“nixiaozishoushanglemeiyou,duoweixian!”
tangdayejile:“niganjinbazhuroudaihuiqu,yihoudoubuyaoshangshanle,yezhuzhuangyixia,renqingzeguzhe,zhongdebeiyaotashang,mingdoumeile!”
zenmenengrangnianqingdehaiziweitamenlianggelaobusidemaoxian!
huobeizhengyaotou:“womeishi,dangchuruguobeixiafangdeshihou,ruguobushinimenbangwo,kaidaowo,wodagaihuichongdongle,zheidianchidebusuanshenme,erqiewoyemeishoushang。”
tadunledun,xiangqijiyanbeiyezhuzhuidepigunniaoliudeyangzi,huranrenbuzhudixiao:“jiushijiyankenenghedaole。”
tangdayejingyadilaohuajingdouyaodiaole:“shenme,neixiaoyatougennishangshanle,nizenmenengrangtayigeguniangbanyegenniqudalie……kekekeke……”
“pa!”xiaapohurantiaoqilai,yibazhangpaizaihuobeizhenghounaoshaoshang:“nixiaozikendingmeibashangshanganshenmegaosunixifuer,rangtadanxinni,caigennishangshan,xianzainihaihaoyisixiaota!”
霍北峥:“……”
xiaapozenmehuranbangneigexiaotewushuoqihualaile。
xiaapomeihaoqididao:“haiyou,ninaliewuhuilaijiwomen,zheimeduoderou……shibushiyeconglaimeiyouwenguonixiaoxifuerdeyijian?!”
huobeizhengcumei:“tashuolebuzaihu。”
xiaapoxianqidaliangzheta:“kanlai,nixiaoxifuerbuxihuanni,meinanidangnanrena,burannalinengshenmedoubuguanni。”
霍北峥:“……”
laotaitaiyehaizhenshinengyizhenjianxue。
tamenbenlaijiushijiafuqi,danbuzhidaoweishenmexiaapozheimeyishuo,taxinliquejuedeyoudianerbushufu。
“haole……keke……xianzaixiaofuqizhijianyoutamendexiangchuzhidao,nibuyaozuorenjiashenghuozhidaoyuan……keke……”tangdayeyibiankesouyibianbaibaishou。
xiaapomangjitapaibei:“kuaixiezhe,woyihuiqubajichulile,dunshang,nikanzhedianhuo,zhongwuzijichidian。”
tangdayebingle,xiaapoqueshiyaoshanggongde。
tangdayewenroudipaipaixiaapodeshoubei:“xinkunile,wohuihenkuaihaoqilai。”
“xingle,laotouzihaohaoxiezhe。”xiaapotilezaihaodeshanjiwangwaizou。
tangdayekanzhehuobeizhengxiaolexiao:“xiaoronga,nixifuershixinshandehaoguniang,niyaoduitahaodian,tayihouchizaohuixihuannide,shenglianggedapangxiaozi,wohenixiaapohainengbangnikankanhaizi。”
huobeizheng:“……hao。”
suanle,tameibiyaojieshitaiduo,youxieshiyebufangbiangenerlaoshuo。
hexiaotewushenghaizime……
huobeizhengmeishenmebiaoqingdixiang,zheishibukenengde。
……
“zheishibukenengdeba!”
jingedejiaoshengzaifangjianlixiangqi。
manhua、huazihelaozhishuyijiamudengkoudaidikanzhejiyandaizilidaochulaideyezhurou。
“ningzhiqing……nimeishoushangba!”laozhishuzhoumeikanleyanjiyan。
yezhuzheizhongdongxiouerhuixialaihuohaizhuangjia,jiyanshuozuotiantaherongdafutiangangliangshangshanjianchaihuodeshihouyudaoleyezhu。
haiheyezhu“da”leqilai,ranhoushadiaolesitouyezhu?
shijigerendouduifusitoufakuangdeyezhudouchili,bijingzheizhongdayezhushoushanglezhihuigengfengkuangdegongjiren。
yigeguniangheyigebanershougenzhugansidedushurenjurannengshasitouyezhu?
jiyanyaotou,zuochujinghunweidingdeyangzi,anzhaozhiqianhehuobeizhengshangliangdeshuofadao——
“shihenweixian,haihaowomenbayezhuyindaoyiqianlaolierenliuxiadexianjingli,dengtamenmeiliqizhengzhale,caibatamentuochulai,woqieledianroudaihuilai,shengxiaxianzaihaizaishanshangni!”
zheifanhanhujieshisuiyejingbuzhuxiwen,danlaozhishuyijiahaishinengjieshoule。
bijingzhongdianshidajiayourouchi,hebiqushenjiurouzenmelaide。
manhuarenbuzhujingtan:“xiaoning,zheitaiweixianle,nijialirenruguozhidaole,kendingdanxinsile。”
tashilaosanjiedezhiqing,liaodingzijihuibuqule,zaicunlijiehunjiaren,danduitonglaidechenglizhiqinghenyoutonggan。
hekuangjiyanyizhihendongshi,yidianbuxiangtangzhenzhenneizhongxiaojiepiqi。
zheiguniangzhientubao,tangguo、jiu、lianmaoxianshaledeyezhu,yehaijidejitamendaineimeduoroulai,jiaotazenmemeihaogan。
jiyanpaipaixiongkou,xiaolexiao:“woyehaipaa,kezheiyudaoyezhule,bushitamensi,jiushiwomenwandan,bupinnengzenmeban!”
shuozhe,tazhilexianeixierou:“suoxingyunqibucuo,jinwanzanmencunnengtiancaile!”
“heidui,die,zanmencunjintiannengchizhuroule!”huazixingfenqilai,renbuzhuyankoushui。
zhuroua,tamencunyiniandaotou,yejiufengnianguojienengchishangyihui!
jigexiaowayeweizheneiqibajinrou,xingfendibengda:“chirou、chirourou!”
laozhishumeihaoqidinayanqiangqiaolexiahuazidetui:“jiuzhidaochichichi,zheishixiaoningherongdafunaminghuanlaide,denghuijiaoshangnigeheizi,yikuaiduodaixierenshangshan,bayezhukangxialaijiaogong,jixiaoyuanjiaduofenjifen。”
huaziganxiaolexia:“zhidao,zhidaode!”
jiyanbaibaishou:“woyijingjizijiyeliulerou,jiubuduofenle!”
manhuatanqi:“nizenmezheimelaoshi,bieshuonimenfuqimaoleneimedafengxiancainadaode,jiusuannaqumaikebubianyia!”
suiranxianzaishenmedouyaoshangjiao,dantamenchizhezheirenjianaminghuandeyezhuroudouyouxiekuixin。
laozhishubada、badadichouleliangkouyan,hurandao:“xiaoningnizheishichanchushouhai,weizanmencunhejitizuogongxianle,jiranzuolegongxianjiuyaojiangli。”
taxianjijiyanzheishierdinglexing。
jiyandunshiyanjingyiliang,haiyouzheihaoshi?!