yizhengkaiyanjing，baiyujiufaxianzijitangzaiyigeyouanxiaxiaodekongjianli。
“啥情况?”
baiyujidezijimingmingzaiaoyeshuajuni，zenmezhageyandegongfujiuchuxianzailezheili?
bennengdexiangyaozuoqi，keshentiquebutingshihuan。
budengbaiyugaoqingchuzhuangkuang，toudingshangfangjiuturanxiangqiyizhenqiaodazaoji，tongshihaibanzherensheng。
“pangzi，niteniangdexiashouqingdian，zheikeshijipindeyinchenmu!”
“yinchenmu?neishisha?”
“jiushiyizhongjiqihanjiandeshumu，guangshicongshengzhangdaochengcaizhishaoxuyaojiqianniandeshijian，jushuoyongyinchenmudazaoguancaikebaosizheroushenbuxiu。”
“肉身不朽!!!”
“meicuo，qiannianyinchenmushenzhibichuanshuozhongdekunlunshenmuhaiyaoshenmi，jiusuanshiguzhidiwangyeweibinengyouzheiyangdejiyuan。”
“zheixiaoxiaojinguojiangjunmu，buyinggaia!”
“hai，niguantayinggaibuyinggai，dakaikankanbujiuquanzhidaoleme。”
“等一下。”
“又怎么了?”
“yingzi，qubalazhudianshang!”
“hubayi，nishenmeshihoubiandezheimepopomamale，niyaoshibugandongshou，pangyewokezijilailea，nimenjiudengzheshuqianba。”
“shaofeihua，zheishilaozuzongdingxiadeguiju，fankaimu，bulundaxiao，bixuzaimushidongnanjiaodianshangyigenlazhu，ruguolazhuximie，jiudeganjinchechu，bukequyiwu!”
“pangzi，wokehenishuo，zheishiyitiaohuorenyusirenzhijiandeqiyue，qiannianchuancheng，budepoli。”
……
胖子?
英子?
胡八一?
suoyi……zheilishidaomushijie?
白宇有点懵!
就在这时，
【叮~】
【nindedaomuxitongyijihuo!】
【gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoudalibaoyifen!】
【qingwenshifoujikekaiqi!】
erbianturanyoujixiedezhinengshengxiangqi，baiyuzhongyuquedinglechuanyuezheijianshiqing。
xiangxiangneishenmiguijuededixiashijie，sihuzheiyangderenshengyebucuo。
suoyibaiyuyeshimeiyourenheyouyudexuanzelekaiqi。
【叮~】
【gongxisuzhuhuode，guwujianshangjingtong!】
【gongxisuzhuhuode，daomuzhejingyanjingtong!】
【gongxisuzhuhuode，shibeitizhi，gedoujingtong!】
“嗡~”
jihujiuzaixitongshengyinluoxiadetongshi，yigupangdadexinxiliuyongrubaiyunaohai。
tongshitahaiganjuedaozijidetipodedaoleqianghua。
“牛逼!”
baiyurenbuzhuxingfenleqilai，yaozhidaodaomukebushijiandandewadijuefen。
neishijishuhuo，qizhongxuewendazheni。
erqiemuzhongwangwangbansuizhexiangxiangbudaodexiongxian，yibuliushenjiukenengdiudiaoxiaoming。
yanxiaxitongweizijizhunbeidezheisanfendali，fenbiedaibiaozheliliang，zhishi，yijijingyan。
zhangwolezheixiedongxi，baiyujinhouzaidaomushijielibidingruyudeshui!
【gongxisuzhuhuode，sjishenfenchoujiangkayizhang!】
“嗯?”
“还有?”
xingfenzhongdebaiyuturanyileng，meixiangdaojingshisizhongli。
buguozheishenfenchoujiangkayoushishenmedongxi?
sihuzaihuiyingbaiyudeyihuo，xitongshengyinzaicixiangqi。
【faxiankechouqushenfenyou：mojinxiaowei，faqiutianguan，banshandaoren，xielinglishi，guanshantaibao，shenmiren。】
【qingwenshifoujikechouqu!】
tingdaozheili，baiyuchabuduomingbaile。
yisijiushishuo，xitongjiangweibaiyuanpaiyigedaomumenpaideshenfen，erzheigeshenfenjikenengjuedingzhejinhoudejuqing，youhuozheshixitongduiyingdejiangli。
xiangtongzheiyidian，baiyuturanyouxianrulingyigenanti。
jiujinggaixuanzenayipaini?
wudamenpaizaidaomujiemingshenghehe，erqiegeyoutezhang，sihudoubucuoa…
“suanle，fanzhengshixitongsuijichouqu，yebushiwonengjuedingde。”
“抽取吧!”
【叮~】
【gongxisuzhuchenggongchouzhong：shenmiren】
“噗~”
baiyuchadianyikoulaoxuepenchulai。
bushimojinxiaowei，yebushifaqiutianguan，zheishenmirenshishenmeguia!!!
ranerbudengbaiyugaoqingchu，toudingshangfangzaicichuanlaipangzideshengyin。
“laohu，zheilazhuyedianle，xianzainengkaiguanleba!”
“keyi，buguopangziwokezaitixingniyiju，rendianzhu，guichuideng，jimingdengmiebumojin，zheishi，”
“shinizuzongdingxiadeguijuma，wodong，wodong!”
“你祖宗!”
“heihei，wozuzongjiuwozuzong，zhiyaozheicinengkaidaobaobei，laohunijiushiwoqinzuzong。”
“你大爷的!”
“……”
ranhoutoudingjiuchuanlaiyizhenyichangxiangliangdeqiaozasheng。
baiyuzheishihoucaimingbaiguolai，ganqingzheigouxitongbazijisaiguancailile。
nizheibuchunchunyaonibaiyemingme。
jiuyiwaimianneipangzideniaoxing，haibudebazijililiwaiwaibageganjinga!
【叮~】
【shenmirenshenfenjiancewanbi!】
【zhengzaiweisuzhubangdingzhong，yujiyongshisanshimiao!】
“三十秒么!”
baiyuxintouancayibalenghan，
ruguozhendeyizhizheimetangzhe，budingdezaoneipangziduoshaoroulinni。
shuobudekuchazidoubusheng。
“咔擦~”
kejiuzaizheishi，toudingdeguancaibanbeiqiaokaileyidaofeng。
“我尼玛!”
“真开老子棺啊!”
ganshoudaoyizhixianzhushouzaizijixiongkoumolaimoqu，baiyuxintounuma，
“gouridewangpangzi，denglaozichuqugansiniyade。”
jiuzaitongshi，waimianxiangqiyidaonvsheng，“hudage，buhaole，lazhugangcaidongleyixia，haoxiangyaomiele。”
hubayixintouyijing，“pangzi，biemole!”
pangzizheibiancaibashoushenjinqu，gangganjuehaoxiangmodaoledianshenme，zenmekenengsashou?
“laohu，nilaoshishuo，neilazhuniduoshaoqianyigenmaide?”
hubayibeizheimeilaiyoudeyiwenwenlengzhule，xiayishidehuida，“liangfenqiana!”
pangzifandaobaoyuanleqilai，“nikan，wozhiqianshuoshenmelaizhe，nijiubunengmaiwufenqianyigendema，zheimezhongyaodedongxinizenmenengmaibianyihuoni?”
hubayikanpangzishouhaichazaiguancaili，dunshifanyingguolai，zheihuozaihezijidachani。
dangjidao，“xingxingxing，neixiaciwomaijinkoude，meiguoribendeguo，nageguiwomainage，xingbu?”
“danshixianzainiganjinjiwobashounachulai!”
“laohu，nishenmeshihoubiandezheimedanxiaole，zheilazhuhaimeimieni!”
pangzizhilezhijiaoluolidelazhu，zhuhuosuiranpiaoyao，danqueshimeimie。
“wokanyidingshishangmiandeshanfengguanjinlaile，laohunikuaiqubadamenguanshang。”
pangzidafalaohuquguanmen，laohuzenmekenengbuzhidaotadexinsi?
danxiangxiangyebushimeiyoukeneng，yushibianzouxiaguancaizhaohuyingziyiqiqubamumenguanshang。
chenzheigongfu，pangzijiakuaileshoushangdemosuo。
youyuguancaibanjizhong，yezhishikaileyitiaofeng，suoyipangzizhijindoumeikanqingtangzailimiandejiujingshihuorenhaishishiti。
不过，
“laohunibieshuo，zheiyinchenmuqueshishenqi，zheidouduoshaonianle，pifuhaizheimeshunhua。”
“ruguopangyemeicaicuodehua，zheilitangdeyidingshigexiaoniangpi。”
tingzheshangmiandedaqu，baiyudelianheidaolejidian。
再忍十秒!
“shenmeluanqibazaode，genjumuqiangshangdebihuapanduan，zheimuzhushigedajiangjun!”
“meicuopangge，shijiangjun!”
hubayikaikou，yingziyegenzhefuhe。
pangziyileng，“shi，shime…”
buzhiweisha，pangzixintouturanyixu，meilaiyoudehuangkong。
kexiayimiao，pangzihaoxiangzhendemodaoleshenmedongxi。
“laohunikan，zheishibaobeibu?”
pangzijiangshoucongfaguancailisuohui，bingquchuyigetiegedayiyangdedongxi。
hubayiheguancaigezheyiduanjuli，zheigejiaodukanshangqu，youdianxiangluopan。
“pangzi，nengkanjianshangmianxiedeshenmema?”
pangzidigu，“tianshenme，yueshenme，zheihaoxiangyebushihanzia!”
pangzishengyingangluo，yidaoyinsensenderenshengjiezhecongguanneiyouyouxiangqi，“neishitianyousanqiriyuexing，tongtiantoudiguishenjing!”