第1章怪异夫妻
平行世界。
modouyichugaodangxiaoqu，sishisantingnei。
yige30budao，shengao180denanren，zuozaiketingdeshafashang，youshounazheyigenhuazi，zuoshounazheshouji，suishoujiyigeyanzhizhuboshualeyigejianianhua。
zhitingshoujilichuanlaizhuboxiaojiejiejidongdeshengyin。
“xiexieshaoyangge，zhushaoyangge，shentijiankang，caiyuangungun。”
datingneihaiyouyigenianlingfangfo，dankanqilai，zhiyou20chutouyidian，shencailinglong，heifayouliang，pifubaixishuiguang，yanzhizhishaoyou8fendemeilinvren。
meilinvrentingdaowangshaoyangshoujilichuanlaideshengyin，duanzhepanzideshou，doudongleyixia，chadiandiaozaidishang，lianseyesuizhibailejifen。
meilinvrenyaolexiazuichunshuodao，“laogong，fanzuohaole，keyichile。”
wangshaoyangtouyemeitai，yuqidandandeshuodao，“ng，wozhidaole，niyaoshiedehua，nizijixianchiba。”
meilinvrenshiwangshaoyangmingmeizhengqudelaopo，mingjiaobaiyuehan。
baiyuehantinglaogongwangshaoyangrucishuo，qingshenghuidao，“laogong，meishi，wodengni。”
baiyuehanshuowanjiumomodezuozailecanzhuobian，zhunbeidengwangshaoyangyiqichiwanfan。
wangshaoyangfawanjianianhua，yanzhizhubohenkuaijiufalailesixin，wangshaoyangjialelianxifangshi，suishoufaleyiju，gairixiangtan。
wangshaoyangfangxiashouji，anmieyantou，zoudaolecanzhuobianzuoxia，hebaiyuehanmianduimianerzuo，yanshenguaiyidekanleyiyanduimiandebaiyuehan。
xiangkankanduimiandenvrenyoushenmebiaoqing。
zheiyangdeshiqingwangshaoyangyijingzuolehenduocile，erqiechixudeshijianzhangda1nianyishang，qiedoushidangzhebaiyuehandemianzuode。
tahebushaoyanzhizhubodouyouguoxianxiayiriyou。
ruguoliaodehao，yanzhizhendegougao，neijiusanriyou。
dandaduodouburuyanqiandebaiyuehan，shenzhihuazhuangledouweibibiduimiandenvrensuyanqiangduoshao，gengyoubushaorangtaniutoujiuxiangpaode。
taduiyumeiyanzheigegongneng，keyishuoshishenetongjue。
wangshaoyangnaqikuaizikanlexiazhuoshangdecai，4caiyitang，meidaocaidouzuodehenbucuo，sexiangweijuquan，doushitaxihuanchide。
wangshaoyangyouzhongdegankaidao，“yuehan，zheixienian，nicaizuodeyuelaiyuehaochile，xinkunile。”
baiyuehanxiaoshenghuiyingdao，“shiwoyinggaizuode。”
wangshaoyangxianglexiajixudao，“jintianwomenyiqihedianjiuba，womenhaojiumeiyouyiqihejiule。”
baiyuehanqishennaleyipingmaotai，younalelianggebeizi，bingbangwangshaoyangdaoman。
wangshaoyangnaqijiubeidao，“lai，yuehan，womenheyibei。”
liangrenpengbei，yiyinerjin。
hewanjiuwangshaoyangbuzaishuohua，bianhe，bianchileqilai。
tacongxiaolianwu，tadieshiyougeshifu，shigedaoshi，haochengqingchengdaoren，tadieshigejiadaoshi，biedemeixuehui，danxueleyishengongfu，zuoweierzideta，congxiaoyejiulianleqilai。
suoyitaweikoujida，15fenzhongbudao，zhuoshangdecaidaduodoujinletadeduzi。
wangshaoyangchiwan，fangxiakuaizi，naqizhijincalecazuidao，“woqulouxiasanbule。”
1gexiaoshihou，wangshaoyangzaicihuidaojiali，kanleyiyanzuozaishafashang，fadaidebaiyuehan，meilihui，huanleyishenliangongfu，laidaoleyijianfangzhemurenzhuangdefangjian。
henkuaifangjianneichuanlailewangshaoyangjidamurenzhuangdeshengyin，suizheshijiandetuiyi，butongyiwangdeshengyincongfangjianneichuandaoleketing。
呯，呯，呯。
shengyinyuelaiyueda，haosiyunhanzheyigubaolizhiqi。
youshijishengkakakadexiangsheng，murenzhuangshangyanshenchulaidezhuziquanbubeidaduan，sanluoyidi。
erwangshaoyangdeshoubeihequantouyeshiyipiantonghong，shenzhiyouxiedifangyouxiedandandefazi。
wangshaoyangchuanzhecuqi，suishounaqifangjianneizhuozishangdeyipingyaoyou，laidaoleketing，zhunbeizijicashiyixia。
baiyuehanlikeqishendao，“shaoyang，wobangnicaba。”
wangshaoyangdiandiantou，tayijingxiguanle，baiyuehanmeicidouhuifeichangzhudongdezuojialideshiqing，duonianruyiri，congweigaibian。
keyishuoshangdetingtang，xiadechufang，xinggewenwan。
baiyuehanrenzhendebangwangshaoyangcashileqilai，wangshaoyangxianggedayeyiyangzuozhe，yizhishounazheshoujiheganggangxinjiashangdezhuboliaozhetian。
wangshaoyangrangzhubofajizhangsuyan，tadejianianhuazhishiweiledagezhaohu，jiagexianxiadeliaotianfangshi。
ruguoyanzhizhendeguodequ，neijiujiujiadachouma，yiqixianxiajiashenganqing。
ruguoguobuqu，tarenzai，zhidangyanxia，zheixienianyeshijikenglebushao。
buguowusuowei，taqianduodehen，zheijiuhaosiyichangyouxiyiyang，yijingchengweitadeyizhongrichang。
baiyuehandizhetouzixidebangwangshaoyangcashizhe，haoxiangmeiyoukanjianwangshaoyangzaizuoshenme，henkuailiangzhishoujiucashiwanle。
wangshaoyangniutoukanzhelaopobaiyuehan，tiaoqilebaiyuehandexiaba，kanzheduonianlaiyijiumeilideliandan，ganjuebizhicengjing20budaodeshihou，gengduoleyifenchengshuwumei，yuefayouren。
“yuehan，niyijiushizheimepiaoliang，lingwozhemi，xiexienizheixieniandezhaogule，zhenshinanweinile。”
“woquxigezao，yihuiyouhuahenishuo。”
wangshaoyangqishenquweishengjianchongxi，erzuozaishafashangdebaiyuehanzelianseyouxiefabai，shenzhiyouxiefadou。
wangshaoyangchongxiwan，xianglexia，qudaotazijidewoshinaleyitaoheisedediaodaishuiqun，yishuangrousi，zheixieyifubenlaidoushiwangshaoyangxianxiajiaoliudeshihou，jizhuboxiaojiejiezhunbeide。
danjintianshigeteshuderizi，taxiangzaizuihouhuiweiyixia。
wangshaoyanglaidaoketingbayifudiujilebaiyuehan，kaikoudao，“niyequxigezaoba，wozainiwoshidengni。”
wangshaoyangshuowanshenshendekanleyiyanlianseyouxiecangbaidebaiyuehan，zhuanshenxiangzhebaiyuehandewoshierqu。
shide，liangrensuiranshijiehunle，danshifenfang，fenchuangyijinghaojinianle，jutiduojiu，tazijidouyoudianjibuqingle。
wangshaoyanglaidaobaiyuehandewoshi，kanzheshuxiyoumoshengdefangjian，daochudaliangleyixia，bijianwenzhedandandexiangwei，kanzhedasaodeyichangganjingzhengjiedewoshi。
xinzhonggankai，yaobushibaiyuehan，tazijineijianwoshigujinengbianchenggouwo。
tasuiranduocitiyiqingbaomu，danbaiyuehanqueshiduociwanju，taziranzhidaoshiweishenme，yejiumeiyouzuzhile。
wangshaoyangchenjinzaihuiyizhongdeshihou，baiyuehanhenkuaijiucongweishengjianchulaile。
“少阳。”
wangshaoyangtingjianbeihouhaotingdeshengyin，zhuanshenkanqu，yanjingyiliang。
baiyuehandejifuzaiheiseshuiyidechentuoxia，baidefaguang，wuheiyouliangdeheizhangzhisuiyipisan，shuangtuibizhixiuzhang，chuanshangchaoborousihou，zhenggerengengshiwanmeiwuxia。
jintiandebaiyuehanteyihualeyixiedanzhuang，haipenleyixiexiangshui。
wangshaoyangxinzhonggankai，tadangniandeyanguangzhenhao，danyeshizhenxia。