第5章

ruanshixiongdi,zhangdewudasancudelaoda,diaozheyizhiyanjuan,yanzhuzidouyaodiaoliguihuashenshangle,luchuleyizuidahuangya,tanlandexiaodao:“guihua,nikezhennengnaia,daizhegeshazi,jingrandadaoleshapaozi?”

“ruanlaoda,niyaogansha!”

liguihuazhidaoruanshixiongdishenmedexing,bianshidao,“wozheieryouyikuaiqian,keyijini。danshinixiangyaofenliewukemeimen,zheishapaoziwojiananrenshuole,bixudoudedaihuiqu。”

“哈哈哈!”

ruanshigeliangdaxiaozhe,ruanlaodapeideyikoutudiaolezuilideyan**,shuodao,“guihua,ninanijiananrenyawoyebuhaoshi,bieshuotashizhangqinglinchangfuchangzhang,jiushiwomendongshengdechangzhang,shangshandalieyedefenliewujiwomenxiongdi!”

“guihuajie,niyaobuxiangfen,qishiyebushibuxing。nipeiwodageyisu,shadouyoule。”ruanlaoerxipixiaolian,manliandeyinxie。

“biezuomengle。nidongdanwoyixia,wojiananrenshaleni!”liguihuabanzhelian,yinlengdedao。

“erdi,nibiehedaoguihua。zanxiongdishixihuanmeinv,danshiquzhiyoudao,guihuajiebutongyi,zanyebunengqiangshang。”

ruanlaodajiamojiashidejiaoxunleruanlaoerjiju,bianshiduizheliguihuadao,“jiranbuxiangsheshenzi,neijiujiaoqian,nimenlianggeyigongjiaoliangkuaiqian,shapaozijinimenliugetouba。gounimenzhuzhechiyidunle。”

“shazi,nimeitingdaowodageshuohuaa,ganjinbapaozinaguolai。”ruanlaoerhechizhemuyang,taduimuyangjiumeineimeduonaixinle。

“fenrourou。woxihuanfenrourou。woyaopaozitou,nimenyaopaozirou,heli,henheli。”

muyanghanhoudeyixiao,kangzheshapaozijiuzouleguoqu。

“这傻子!”

ruanlaoer、ruanlaodabeidoudehahadaxiao。tamenzaozhidaomuyangsha,meixiangdaojingranshatouqiangle。

muyanglaidaoleruanlaoergenqian,shuodao,“yaobuzheishapaozidoujinidele?”

ruanlaoeryizheng,gengshipengfudaxiaoleqilai,“zhei**shazi,haizhenpeihe!”

“儿子,接着!”

muyangyisongjianbang,shapaozijiudiuleguoqu。ruanlaoerxiayishideshenchushuangshouqujie,erzaizheishihou,muyangyibajiuzhuleruanlaoerdebolingzi,erhuadoumeishuo,zhijiejiushiyiquan。

嘭!

zheiyiquanzhijiebaruanlaoerdademanliankaihua,xianxuehengfei,ertazhenggeren,beidadedaofeilechuqu,yi**diezuozailedishang,naozilimianyipianqihei,shayebuzhidaole。

“**?”

muyangmeixiangdao,zijideyiquanjingranzheimeyouweili,nandaozheiyeshigenchilepingguoyouguanxi?

budengtaduoxiang,ruanlaodabianshichaozhetapuleguolai,“teniangdefanlenile!”

“muyang,xiaoxin!”liguihuajianjiaoleqilai,lianseshabai。takeshizhidaoruanlaodafeichangnengdade,zaidongshenglinchang,banduibandetonglingren,dantiaojiumeiyounengdadeguoruanlaodade。

muyangkanzheruanlaodapulai,zhiganjuetadongzuomandebiwoniukuaibuleduoshao,weiweiceshen,duoguoleyiji,bianshirufapaozhi,zhibuguozheicishijiuzhuleruanlaodadehoubojingzi,peng!yiquanzhaozhetadehounaoshaodalexiaqu。

“啊,**!”

ruanlaodatongdeaoaojiaohuan,zhenggerengunluozaidi,tengdetawuzhenaodai!

muyangshangqian,caizaileruanlaodadelianshang,shuodao,“haiyaobuyaopaoziroule?”

“muyang,niteniangdejilaozidengzhe……”

嘭!

muyangbudengruanlaodashuowan,yijiaohenhendetizaileruanlaodademianpangshang,shunjianzhengzhanglianjiutichenglelantaohua。

“你特娘……”

嘭嘭嘭!

muyangyoulianxutileqilai。

“biedale。wo**fule!”

ruanlaodashizaishoubulele,zhijuedeyaobeizheishazijidasi。

“yaobuyaole?”muyanghechidao。

“buyaole!buyaole!”

ruanlaodaganjinqiuraodedao,“nifangguowoba。sha……mudage!”

“yiqianwodieshangshan,nishouleduoshaoqiangenliewu,doujiwotuchulai!”

yaoshiyubujianruanlaodatamen,zheishierjiusuanle,danshipengqiaoyujianle,neijiuyaonachusuanpanhaohaosuansuanzhangle。

“zhei,zheiwonajidea!”ruanlaodadoukuaikule。

“woyebugennifeihua,naershikuaiqianzheishiersuanlele。”

“二十?”

zheiniandai,ershikuaiqian,kebushixiaoshumule。yijiarenyigeyueyezhuanbulaiershide。

“zadi,bugan?buganyexing,wojiutiershikuaiqiande!”muyangshuozhejiuyaoshangjiao,ruanlaodaganjinjiaoting,koukousousoucongdoulinachulaileshibakuaijiumaoqian,“wojiuzheimeduole。”

“jintianxiaoyegaoxing,jiuraoniyici,ganjingundan!”

muyangqiangguoleqian,hechileyishengdao。

“好,我这就滚。”

ruanlaodadanzhanxinjingdepaqilai,beiqilehunmideruanlaoer,kuaibudepaokaile。taxinzhongzhoumabuyi,danshigengjiayihuodeshi,zheimuyangbushishilibaxiangrenjinjiezhideshazima?

zenmezheishazideshabinghaole,haishizenmezheni?

他看着也不傻啊!

“muyang,nikezhenlihaia。ruanlaodadoubeinidafule?”

liguihuazhenjingdekanzhemuyang,gangcaitahaijuedemuyangbushiduishou,meixiangdao,muyangshenshouzheibandelede。

benlai,liguihuajiujuedemuyangzheidaxiaohuozihuoliwang,xianzaikantazheimenengda,xinligengshihuofanleqilai,shenzhiyoudiankuaiyazhibuzhuneixinlideyuwangle。

zigunvrendouchongbaiyingxiong,xianzaimuyangjiushiliguihuaxinzhongde“yingxiong”。

“datasuansha。nijiananrenyezaowanchiwodequantou!”muyanghenglehengshuodao。

“tazhaonirenile,nidata!”

李桂花白了一眼道。

“他!”

muyangmeijieshi,tayeshizaishitanliguihuazhidaobuzhidao,zijishibeimayunyuandashadeshier,congliguihuadebiaoqingyanyushangkan,tayinggaishibuqingchu。

“buguo,tayegaida。youkongnijiwohaohaoshoushishoushita!”

liguihuaxiangdaomayunyuanduizijidezhongzhongbuhao,bianshiqihuhudedao。

“zheishiernifangxin,wokendingbatashoushifufutietiede。”

muyangzhongxinkangqileshapaozi,jixuwanglinchangzouqu。

taxinlizhuomozhe,yidingshichilekongjianlidepingguo,zishencaifashengdezheimedadebianhua。

kanlaineipingguoyouqixiao,yaoshizijiduochijige,huibuhuigenglihai?

zhishibuzhidao,xianzaipingguoshushangneigeqingsedeguoshishashihoucainengshutou!

“muyang,nixiangshani,shibushidanxinruanshixiongdibaofu?”liguihuakandaomuyangxinshizhongzhong,bianshiguanxindeshuodao,“zheishiernibuyongdanxin。wohuiqugenmayunyuanshuo,rangtazhaodongshengchangzhangqu,bietingruanlaodachuiniu,tamenchangzhangzhibusita!”

“neiguihuanikeyaoduotiwoshuoshuohua!”

muyangbudongshengsedeyingleyiju,xinzhongqueandao,nijiananrenhuiguanzheishier,biezuomengle!

buguo,muyangyaoshipabaofu,jiuanzhaolaomujiaodaidejiaoqianfenroule!

baofu?tacaizaibuju,yaoshizheiruanshixiongdiganbaofu,neitajiurangruanshixiongdixiaohu!