第1章
奶奶死了！
wenqingtongbaozheguhuihemianwubiaoqingdizhanzaihuozangchanglitingjiarenzhenglun。
mamayilianbaozao，zhishouhuajiaodishuo：“yaowoshuojiudagewangyueche，yongheisuliaodaiyigai，tazhidaozanmennadeshiguhui？”
didiyishoulinzhelaotaitaideyizhao，douzhetuiwaizhezuishuo：“niconghuozangchangdadaojiniantanghaidaigeheihezi，renshaa！buzhidaoninadeshenme？”
wenqingtongkanleyiyanbaba，yuanbentahuailideguhuiyinggaitabaode，dantaxianbaoyilutaichen，jiufangtahuailile。
这可是他亲妈。
wenjianhuabayantourengdishang，yongjiaonianlenian，shuodao：“binzanggongsibushishuonengchuchede？”
liushulitouyizhuan，shuaizhemanlianhengrou，zhitoushunjianchuodaozhangfuyanqian，madao：“chuyitangchehaojibai，qiangqianni？”
wenjianhuabunaifanle，qidao：“gancuiyirenzhuayibaguhuizhuangdailichuaidoulidaiguoqusuanle！”
wenxiangchidiyishengxiaole，tuidoudegenglihai，xiaodao：“wokanzheifazixing！”
wenqingtongkanzhetashoulidezhaopianshuailaishuaiqu，nainaicixiangdelianmohubuqing，tazaojiubugaiduizheijiarenbaoyoushenmexiwang。
daxuedeshihou，tayijingyounenglirangziyiguodehenhao，yaobushiweilezhaogujiubingdenainai，tabuhuiliudaoxianzai。
yizhihuzhetadenainaiguoshile，xiayibutamenhuibatajiachuquhuancaili，tayemeishenmekeliuliande。
tajiaoleyisheng：“ba，ninbaoyixiaguhui，wozhaopengyoubangmanglazanmenyitang。”
yitingbuyongchuqianjiunengjiejuewenti，sheiyemeiyijianle。
zheizhongshiqingdangranbunenghepengyoukaikou，talianxileyijianbinzanggongsi，teyidingzhuduifanganpaiyiweinvsiji，bieshuolouzui。
yaoshinansijidehua，tajiarenkendingbarenjiahukoubendouwenchulai，kankannengyaochulaiduoshaocaili。
zhongyuzuoshangche，xiaozixiansunqishangshen，haoshengyipian。
yebuzhidaoshisheigangcailianzuchedeqiandoubuyuanyichu。
wenqingtongnachushouji，zaizhuceyijiudezhenghunwangzhanshangfachudiyitiaozhenghunxinxi。
1.协议闪婚
2.年龄不限
3.毒舌
zhu：woyuanyipeihenizhaoguhaonidefumuheqidagubadayi，weiyiyaoqiujiushininengpeihewohaowojiayangmao。
zhenghunxinxigangyifachu，bianshoudaoyiduisixin。
chuquneixiemeiyouchengyilengchaorefengde，zaichuqujianghualimaokeqide，shengxiadedoushitademubiaorenqun。
“jiupayenenghaodaoniguidiqiurao！”
wenqingtongyanqianyiliang，jiutale！
tafaguoqushijiandizhi，taitouyikan，jiniantangdaole。
jinquhou，liushulizuozhuxuanlezuigaozuijiaoluolideweizhi，xianrandasuanyihoubuzailaijibaile。
温清瞳看向父亲。
wenjianhuaduierzishuo：“niqubaninaideguhuifangshangqu。”
wenxiangtaitoukanlekanliangrenduogaodetizi，wailewaizui，kaikou：“......”
wenqingtongjiezhutadehua，“wofangba！”
bietaidiurenle，rangnainaizuihoudeluzoudetimianyixieba！
anduntuodanghou，yijiarenzouchujiniantang。
liushulikaikoushuo：“qingtong，niwangayijinijieshaogeduixiang，suirandaigeerzi，danlaoposile，guanjianrencailiyuanyijisanshiwan，nixiawuqujianyixia！”
wenqingtongshuncongdikaikoudao：“ma，xiangqinmeiwenti，zhibuguonainaigangguoshi，parenjiaxianqibujili，dengjitianninanpaiyiqijian，kansheichujiagaojiuxuanshei，zenmeyang？”
cihuayichu，quanjiarendouxiaole，zhanzaijiniantangmenkou，meiyoubandianjidan。
wenqingtongzhidao，tayaoyizuikuaisudu，baziyijiachuqule。
xiawu，wenqingtongzoujinjingmiyazhidekafeiting，raoguofugudepingfeng，yiyanjiukandaochuangbianzuozhedenanren，qizhisiwen、qingjuanjingui。
zheizhongwaixingtiaojiandenanrenhaixuyaoxiangqin？
xiangxinghunhaishisiwenbailei？
sicunjiantayijingzoudaotaduimian，limaokeqidishuo：“nihao，woshiwenqingtong。”
nanrenzhuanguotou，danmodemuguangzaitashenshangsaoleyiquan，fangcaishulidishuo：“linruinian。”
wenqingtongzuoxiashen，kaimenjianshandiwen：“jiehunhou，xuyaowoweinizuoshenme？”
“yingfuhaowodejiaren。”linruiniannizheta，mousebuming。
wenqingtongdiantou，shuodao：“hunqianwomenzuogecaichangongzheng，shenmeshihounixiangjieshuhunyin，shengdemafan。”
linruiniantiaoleyixiamei，buzhikefou。
wenqingtonghenhuaiyizheiyangderennengshuochu“ye”zheigezi，shibushigaocuole？
tayouwendao：“nihaiyoubiedeyaoqiuma？”
“peishuima？”tayanjianyigai，shuodeziranyouya。
zheicilundaowenqingtongtiaomei，meicuo，jiushiyigeren。
takaikoushuodao：“ruguonimeiyoubanlv，woshikeyijinzheigeyiwude。”
linruinianlengchiyisheng，shuodao：“woshipaniyoushenmefeifenzhixiang。”
wenqingtongmiansewubodishuo：“linxianshengzaiwaimianzhaojigebanlv，woshibuhuiguowende。”
“nizheiyangshuo，shiwaimianyijingyounanrenle？”linruinianmouguangweiliang，haobuyanshiyane。
“jiajiehunjiushibuxiangzhaolingyiban，nifangxin，zaihunyincunxuqijian，wobuhuihebiedenanrenyounuanmei。”wenqingtongshengyinxiangdangguoduan。
tayigerenshouzuijiusuanle，bunengbalingyigewuguderenlajintajiazheigediyu。
“shenmeshihoubanshouxu？”linruiniantaiwankanleyiyanshijian。
“xianzaijiukeyi，buguowohaishiyaozaitixingyiju，wojiarendoushijipin，linxianshengyaoxianghao。”wenqingtongkanzheta，mouguangzhuozhuo。
zhongyudengdaozheiyitianle，tayoudianpobujidaikandaojiarenzhidaocailipaotangdechangmian，yidingshijifeigoutiaorangtashuangkuaizhiji！
linruinianchunjiaoliaoqiyigejiqiaodehudu，zhanqishenshuodao：“zouba！”
wenqingtonggenzhezhanqishen，shuodao：“pangbianjiushiminzhengju。”
yuezaizheilitan，jiushinenggouyizuikuaisudulingzheng，wanyimamafanyingguolai，hukoubenfenfenzhongyoukenengbeiqiangzou。
liangrenzouchukafeiting，buxingerbaimizoujinminzhengju。
手续很快就办妥了。
wenqingtongkanzheshouzhongdexiaohongbenben，zhangzhangdisonglekouqi，congjintiankaishi，tademingyunzhongyuyaozhangwozaiziyishouzhongle！
linruiniandeshoujixiangleyisheng，tadakai，shimuqinfalaidexinxi。
“niduodaozhanghaishiyemeiyong，siyingxihuannineimeduonian，dengwozhaodaoni，jiubanijiuhuilaiquta！”
linruinianguandiaoshouji，suishoubajiehunzhengfangjinkudouli，jugaolinxiadiwenta：“wanshangwozhunaer？”
wenqingtongyouxieerandiyangtoukanta。
tamuceshengaoyimijiuzuoyou，yimiliuwudetazaitamianqianxianggexiaoaiziyiyang。
“nizhiqianzhuna？”tasuanzheboziwen。
tameiyouhuida，zhiwendao：“jiehunlenandaobuzhuzaiyiqima？”
wenqingtongyaleyafantengdeqixi，daodihaishibatadaihuileziyidefangzili。
tazaojiumaifangle，zhibuguojiarenbuzhidao。
tayizhizhuzainainaijia，zheigedifangsuanshigongzuoshi。
daojiahoutacaixiangqilai，liangshidefangzi，yijianquanshitadezuopin，lingyijianzhiyouyizhangyimiwukuandechuang。
linruinianzhanzaifangjianmenkou，kanleyiyanshuangrenchuang，zhuanguotoukanxiangta。
“jinwannijiuxiangjinyiwu？”