第一章抢香奈儿包包
laogongjiwomailegexiangnainaibaobao。
womazhidaohou，zhijiezhale。
“yigepobaoyaosanwanduo，jishikuaidefanbubaoyoujieshiyounaiyong，youqianmeidifanghuale！”
“nigegongzuodoukuaimeile，nibuzhidaobangchengbangcheng，haiyoulianbeizheimeguidebao？”
我无语地瞪着我妈。
“zheishiwolaogongsongdeshengriliwu，youmeihuawogedeqian，wopingshenmebunengbei？”
womaqideyaoshanwoerguang，wozhijieduomenerchu。
chuchahuilaihou，wodemingpaibaobao、huangjinshoushiquanbubeihuanchenglejiahuo。
wobotonglebaojingdianhua，womaqueyibapaidiaolewodeshouji。
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heguimiguangjiedeshihou，womaturandadianhuajiaowohuijiachifan。
gangjinjiamen，womajiuchoujianlewokuazaijianbangshangdexiangnainaibaobao。
“youmaibao，nizheibaoyouhualeduoshaoqianmaide？”
wozhengzaihuixinxi，meizhuyiwomadelianse，suikoushuodao。
“sanwanduodian，chenganjiwomaide。”
我妈大声呵斥我。
“yigepobaoyaosanwanduo，nigegongzuodoukuaimeile，nibuzhidaobangchengbangcheng，haiyoulianbeizheimeguidebao？”
“zheishiwolaogongsongwodeshengriliwu，youmeihuawogedeqian，wopingshenmebunengbei？”
meixiangdaowohuifanbo，womazhizhewodebizihouwo。
“ni、nigebuxiaonv！”
“wozenmebuxiaole，meigeyuewuqiankuaideshanyangfei，hechenganguolaikannimen，nacibushidabaoxiaobaodeliwumaiyidui，haiyaozenmexiaoshun。”
“biejiwoshuozheixiemeiyongde，wogaosuni，mingtianjiuqubabaotuile，baqianjinige，jiudangshitadeshiyebuzhujin，nibuzhaowoshuodezuo，yihoujiubiejinlinjiamenle。”
我真是气笑了。
“ma，gaixiaoshunnidewoyifenmeishao，zhiyuwoge，woduitakemeiyoushanyangyiwu。”
“nishuodeshenmepihua，nilaogongguchenganyigejingli，bubinigezheigebaoanqiang，banilaogongjideshenghuofei，fendianjinigezenmele？”
“ma，gezheimedagerenle，nafengongzuodouchaobuguosangeyue，shiyaoyibeizikaojialiyangzhema？”
tingdaowohaizaijujue，womashunjianliansetieqing。
“nihaibushikaonilaogongyangde，zaizheierjiwocheshenmedadaoli，taguchenganmeigeyuegongzidoushihaojiwan，jinigejiqiankuaihuahua，zenmele？youmeihanniquanbushangjiao，zhenshiyueyouqianyuekoumener。”
woshixuebiandaozhuanyede，zidaxuekaishijiuheshiyouchuangjianledongmanzimeitigongzuoshi，rujinwomenjirenzaojiushixiaoyouchengjiudedongmanbozhule。
buguo，zaiwomaderenshili，wojiushigezhengtianbuwuzhengye、kaolaogongyangdejishengchong。
“wodeliwu、shenghuofeizaiduo，neiyeshiwohewolaogongdesishi，buyinggaichengweiniyaoqiuwozizhugegedeliyouba。”
jiehouzheisannian，meicihuiniangjiawomajiuzhaogezhongjiekourangwojiwogeqian——
congyifuxiewa，daolianaihuaxiao，quanshiwochu。
xianzaigengshibianbenjiali，jianbudewoyouyidianhaodongxi，lianshengriliwudouyaoqiangzou。
“nigexianzaigongzuobubao，zhengshizuikunnandeshihou，nibubangta，sheibangta？”
womayoukuyouhao，taishoujiuyaodawo。
“niliangxinbeigouchile，wozenmeyanglenizheimegebaiyanlang！”
haozailaolinjuguolailiaotian，zheicailanxialewoma。