第4章

(7)

wanshangxishuhou,zhoutianshanglaibaozhuwo。wenlewenwodeerchui:“laopo,womenshibushiyouhenjiumeiyouyundongle?”

woxiayishituikaita,zhuanshenyouqubingxiangdaogu:“zuijinbuxing。yishengshuowopenqiangyoujiye,zhiliaoqijianbunengtongfang。”

“keshilaogongxiangyaoni!”zhoutianbusixindechanshanglai:“youanquancuoshi,yinggaibuhuiyouwentide。zaishuole,nandejintianjiuwomenlianggerenzaijia,qingjing!”

shuozhe,shoujiukaishiluanmo。

woyibazhangjiupailexiaqu,tengdezhoutianlimasongleshou,yilianzhenjingdekanzhewo。

jiehunzheimeduonianlai,zaizheizhongshiqingshangwoduizhoutianjihudoushiyouqiubiyingde,kezheiyiciwozhendecongneixinshenchujuedezang。

“tingtingmashangyaohuilaile。”woganjindacha:“wanyizhuanggezhengzheduoganga。”

shuoqizhangting,taguoranlimalaolaoshishidezuodaoleyibian。

chenzhejihui,woyouyiwuyidexianliaodao:“mashuotatuixiule,xiangbangwomendaihaizi,rangwomenbabaomucile。”

“heyuemeidaoqini。”zhoutianmeitouyizhou,meiyoulaidebugaoxing:“yigeyuedeshiyongqi,zheicaiguoban,daoqilezaishuoba。”

wodiantouweiweiyixiao,bianmeiyouzaiti。

youxieshangkoukansiqianbobujingyi,danruguoniyidaoyidaomanmanwangxiage,jiuhuirangnixinrudaoge!

erzheizhongziwei,woyidinghuirangzhoutianyechangchang。

(8)

wobaitianzaijiadaideshijian,yuelaiyueshao。

yinweineigedifangrangwojuedeexin,angzang!

fangjiansuoyoudeyiqie,baoguowodeyifu,wodeshafa,wodechuang,shenzhishiwodeshuzhuangtai,daochudoushineiduigounannvhuanyuguohouliuxiadehenji。

wobuzaijia,zhangtingjiuchedidebazijidangchengzheigejiadenvzhurenle。meidangzhoutianbaitianqushangbanhou,tajiubajialishangshangxiaxiasuoyoudeyijuchoutidoufanchayibian,dengzhoutianhuilaifaxianjialiyoubiandongjiuyilianpibeideshengchengzijizuoledasaochu。

zhoutiandangxiajiugandongdebuxing,baozhetayoushiqinyoushimo。

kewo,jiajizhoutianzheimeduonian,leisileihuocaochizhejialishangxiahaiyoulianggehaizi,zaitayanliquezhishilisuodangran。

wohuranjuedezijifengci,youkexiao,gengkebei。

zheijiushiwobuguyiqiedouyaojiadeneigenanren。

nibatadangzuoshengmingdequanbu,erniquezhishitarenshenglushangdecanghaiyisu,buzhiyiti。

zheitian,wotingdaojiantingqineitouchuanlaizhangtingdeshengyin:“nidaodixiangzenyangcaikenlihun?wobushidoudayingjingshenchuhulema?”

离婚?净身出户?

mingandewolimazuolehuiqu,haoqixincushiwotingxiaqu。

meixiangdao,quetingdaoleyigetiandademimi。

(9)

yuanlaizhangtingyijingjiehunle。

yinweixinhunyinfashelilelihunlengjingqi,suoyitamuqianlaishuohaishiyihunshenfen。

yinweitakaizhekuoyinqi,suoyiwobatahetalaogongdeduihuaquandoululexialai。

zhangtingjiadeshiyigefuerdai,danmeixiangdaodeshigangjiehunbudaobannian,fuerdaijialijiupochanle,haiqianleyi**dejukuan。

xiguanledashoudajiaohuaqiandeta,yixiazijieshoubulezheiyangdexianzhuang,yushijiutichulelihun。

kefuerdaibudayinga,haiyaoqiutabazheixienianhuazaitashenshangdeqiandouhaile,fouzexiuxianglihun。

zilixingjian,fuerdaiyezhidaozhangtingchuguibangnanrendeshiqing。

竟然也默许了。

erzhoutian,shizhangtingzaizheiyinianduoshijianlizhaodaodedisangenanren。

yeshiweiyiyigedayinghuiqutade。

“xianzaizheigenanrenyouduoshaojiachan,nimoqingchulema?”zheishizhangtinglaogongdeshengyin。

“nengyoushenmeqian,haibushiqiongguiyige。wogaosuni,zheicinibiexiangzaidawodezhuyi,zheixieniangaihainidewodouhaile。guojitianshijianyidao,womenjiuhaojuhaosan。”

“neikebuxing。”nanrenyikoujujuele:“meiqiannihuizheimeqingyideherenjiashangchuang,haiqujirenjiadangbaomu,niyiweiwoshaa!sanshiwan!zhiyaojiwosanshiwan,wojiudayinghenilihun,fouzexiuxiang。”

原来,是狗咬狗了。

dangtianwanshang,chenzhezhoutianyouyaojiaban,wojiuhuiquleyitang。

kanzhejiazhuangqinkuaidasaoweishengdezhangting,kansisuikouwendao“duiletingting,niyounanpengyouma?”

zhangtingchouxiaoleyixia:“meiyoua。yaweijie,nizenmehuranxiangqiwenzheigelaile?”

“jintianwanshangzaiweinisijiudianyouyichangjiuhui,woxiangqingnihewoyiqiqu。”wonachuqingjiandiguoqu,tanqishuodao:“zheizhongdifangwoyigerenqutingmeiyouyiside,xiangtuicibayoupalaopengyoubugaoxing。suoyixiangwenwenni,youmeiyoushijian。”

“youyouyou。”zhangtinglianmangcalecashou,jieguoqingjian,zhibuzhudexinhuanufang。

weinisijiudianneikebushishenmerendounengqude,churuderenyeshifeifujigui,zuishihediaojinguisu。

wangyijingsale,jiukanyuershangbushanggou。

“keshiyaweijie,womeiyouheshidelifu。”zhangtingyoujiyoubushe。

“woyou。nikanwomenshengaochabuduo,wodeyifuniyinggainengchuan。”wolimajiehua,rangtaquwoyijulisuibianzhaoyijianzijixihuandechuan。

danshijishang,neixieyifuzaojiubeitayiyichuanguole。

zhangtinggaoxingjile,lianmangdiantou:“xiexieyaweijie。”

woweiweiyixiao,mobuzuosheng。

xianzaishuoxiexietaizaole,yihouyoudenixiexiede。