“ma，nineiyaoyouxiaoma?zenmeneibianhaimeidongjingni……”
“fangxin，zheiyaodounengrangmuzhufaqingsantiansanye，tamenshengmizhuchengxifandoubushiwenti!”
“neijiuhao，dengzheishierchenglewomingnianquxifuerdeqianjiuyoule，heihei~”
…
xuyanhaimeizhengkaiyandeshihoujiutingdaoerbianchuanlaiweisuoyoucuzhongdechuanxisheng，tingqilaishigenanren。
男人?
tamingmingzaigenxiongdimenzaibangpaihuopin，zenmeturanjiudaozheigeguidifanglaile?
danshen25niandexuyanshudizhengkaileshuangyan，ruyandejiushiyizhangfeitoudaerdeyoulian，nianjikanshangquyeyouge40suiwangshangle，dagaiyinweixingfenhejidong，neizhangkengkengwawadelianshanghaifanzhebuzhengchangdehongse。
chendetapifuyuefadeyouhei。
“shaniuxingle?yehao，buranduomeiyisia。”weisuonanren‘sihasiha’dechuanzhecuqi，yishuangzhijializangzheheisenigoudeshoushenxiangletadexiongqian。
tayebuzhidaozenmeturanjiuyuhuofenshenle，danshinishuoqiaobuqiao，juranjiuyougenvrentangzaizheili，erqiehaishitamenzhenshangdeneigepiaoliangxiaoshazi!
许烟：“……”
woyaoshimeitingcuodehua，nizheigoudongxigangcaishimawoleba?
zhengchuzaixingfenzhongdeweisuofeinandagaishibeiyaowukongzhi，meiyouzhuyidaoxuyanyanlishanguodelengyi。
“sizhu，jinidiepakai。”
肥男：“?”
嗯不是?
zheishiyigeshaniushuodechulaidehuama?
xiayimiao，tadeshoubeizhuazhubeishileqiaojingdewangneiyibai，bianchengxianchuleyigebuzirandezishi，hunshenshangxiazhishengxiabanshensikaodefeinan‘ao’leyisangzi，zhishihaimeihanwan，xuyanyoushiyigeliluodetaixi，dingxiangtadexiaofu。
“wung……”buzhidaoshibushicuojue，tahaoxiangzaiyishunjiantingdaoleleisijidanposuideshengyin。
danzheihuifeinanzhishiduancudemenhengleyisheng，jiuyunsileguoqu。
xuyanzhanqishendeshihouliangqiangleyixia，zheicaizhuyidaotamenjiuzaixiaohebiandecaocongli，zheilaodongxi，wandehaitinghua?
zheigedifanghenmosheng，xuyanquexinzijimeilaiguo，zhengzaisisuozhiji，tuwude，yiduanmoshengdejiyiyongshanglai。
她穿书了……
chuandaoyibenmingwei《wozaiqishiniandainixichengbaifumei》lideyigeshazipaohuishenshang，yuanzhuyejiaoxuyan，fumubuxingchuleyiwai，shushuxudashanbianbatadefangzimaidiao，ranhoubatashouyangle。
10suineinianyuanzhufashao，shushujiashebudehuaqianjitazhi，jieguorenjiushaochengleyigexiaoshazi。
chengweishazidexuyanshashayezuobuhao，xudashanfuqiliangbianzhuomozhedengtayichengnianjiubarenjijiale，18suideshihoujiubatajiajileyigedailiangwadejunrensongyanche，zhishigangdajiehunbaogaojiubeibuduizhaohuiqule，jiehunliangnianmeihuilaiguo，danmeigeyuedouyoujiqian。
zhidaozuijinsangeduoyuedoumeiyoushoudaosongyanchejilaideqianle，xudashancaicetashibushisizaizhanchangshangle，jialiyouyaoyanggeshazihaiyaoyanglianggewa，xudashanbuganle。
haozaixuyanshaguisha，danzhangdehaishihenhaokande，xudashanjiuzhunbeizhangluozhebatamaijigangtiechangdechangzhangwangdefa，danshiyuanzhuhaodaihaiyougejunhunzaishenshang，xudashanpawangdefabudaying，juedingxianrangliangrenshengmizhuchengshufan!
maidiaoxuyanzhihou，tanggenengqulaopole，tangmeiyeyoujiazhuangle。
zuihoutadetangmeixuxiaolangengshinazhetafumuliujitadeyuzhuokaiqilekongjian，bianchengleshoufu，xujiaquanjiarendoubanquledachengshi，chengweirenshangren。
zhiyouyuanzhu，haibeiguanzaijiali，shengleyigeyouyige。
jieshouwanshuzhongdejuqing，xuyandequantoujiuyingle。
erzaibuyuanchutingqiangjiaodexujiamuzilianggeyezhitingdaoyishengduancudejiaoshengjiumeiyouledongjing，ganjinpaoguolaikankandaodishigeshenmeqingkuang，jiukandaoxuyanzhanzaiwangdefashenpang，nizheguang，zhaqilaidezhangfayouxiesanluan，beiweifengyichuiyouxiezhedanglemiankong。
zaizheijijingdewushi，jingranxiandeyouzhongguiyi。
“ni、nizheigechunhuo!”liuchunhongyikanwangdefatangzaidishangbudongle，jinzhangdaojianjiaoleqilai。
benlaidoujihuadehaohaode，daoshihouwangdefashuilexuyan，neikendingshiyaofuzede!
yinweixuyanbenlaijiushigeshazi，nannvzhishiyebudong，suoyiliuchunhongjiuzhishibaxuyanjinongyun，bamailaideyaoquandoujiwangdefale，zhuyaoyeshikaolvdaowangdefanianjibuxiaole，wanyiyibaoyaoxiaqutahaishilibuqilaizenmeban?
meixiangdaoxuyanjingranxingle。
zaozhidaodehuajitayeweiyidianle!
erpangbiandexuyutaozeshidunxiashentuilewangdefaliangxia，jianrenyidongbudongdemeiyourenhefanying，dunshijiuhuangle，“ma，wangchangzhangta、tazameifanyinga?”
“shenme?”liuchunhongtingdaozheihua，yikexinzangyetileqilai，tamengdekanxiangxuyan，“ni……nibatazenmele?”
“niwenwo?bushinimenzuoleshenmema?”xuyanlengchileyisheng，“zenme，naozibeigoukenle，bujidele，neiwotixingyixianimen，shisheijitaxiadeyao?”
刘春红：“……”
dengdeng，xuyanzheigexiaoshazizenmeturanshuohuazheimebulimao?
“wohuijiale。”xuyanlandegentamenzaizheilichepi，yuanzhudeshentibutaihao，gangcaifanjiwangdefadeshihoutajiuchajuele，jiuneimelianggedongzuo，chabuduodouxiaohaoletayidabandetili。
xuyanjiuzheimeshuilinglingdezoule，liuxiamuzilianggeheyigeshengsiweibudewangdefa。
“ma……wangchangzhangbu、buhuizhensileba?”xuyutaoduoduosuosuodewendao，“bijingneiyaoshijishengkouchide，nijirenchi……tayaoshisile，neijiushinishade，genwokemeiguanxia!”
xuyutaoganjinpieqingleguanxi，tahaimeiquxifuerni，zenmenengzuolaoni?
“nikezhenshimadehaodaer。”liuchunhongtingdaozheihua，dunshiqidenudenglezijiaerziyiyan，“lianqinmadoumai?”
“ben、benlaijiushia，shinihebashangliangde，yao……yaoyeshininonglaide，woshenmedoumeizuo!”xuyutaojinzhangdehuadoushuobulisuole。
“bie、biexiashuo!womenhaibushiweilejiniquxifuer?”liuchunhongdunxiashen，douzheshouqutanwangdefadebixi，“hu……haihaohaiyouqier，xianbarensongweishengsuoquba，jiudangjintiandeshimeifashengguo!”
xuyutaomangbudiedediantou，genshangleliuchunhong。
zhishi，naohailihaihuiyizhegangcaixuyandefanyingheyanshen，xuyutaoturanxiangdao，neigexiaoshazi……
是不是脑子好了?