第3章 老子被绿了?

weiqianqianhuidaojiadeshihou,yijingshiwanshangliudianle。shenshoukaidengdeshihouturanxiangqizaoshangkandaodetingdiantongzhi,henbudehaozhezijidetoufaquzhuangqiang。

tabenyiweijintianxingongzuohuihenwan,jiashangyaoxiangxintongshixiqujingyan,xiehaoxingzhenjingjuzheizhongbaodao,suoyiduineigeboduorenshenquanlidetongzhimeitaijijiao,wozaibangongshilijiunengshuiyijuele。

这种事情太常见了。

weiqianqianchangnianjiaban,tadebangongshilizaojiushouhaolegezhongbaozhen,zhentou,bobei,tanzishenzhihaiyouyizhangxiaochuangzaineili。

yinweibangongshizhiyoulianggenvhaizi,suoyiweiqianqianneigetongshiduiyutagerendexiguanyeshenmedoumeishuo,buguoweiqianqiandechuanghenshaorangrentangzaishangmian——tayouxieqingweidejiepi。

ruguochuangshang、zhentoushangzhanlebierendeweidao,huirangtajuedehenbushufu,xiangshimaozhuazizainaotadexinzang,wushiwukeditixingzheta。

tajiluomingdadianhua,haishichuyuguanjizhuangtai,suoxingnaletajiadeyaochi,quletajia。

weiqianqianheluominglianaiyijingyiniandeshijianle,lianggerenbuguoshixiangchuzhongshengzaolianyiyanglalashou,qingtingdianshuideaiqing,weiqianqianyejuedehenlangman:zheiduobolatua。

dangran,biaomianshanghuodexiangge21shijidenvqiangrenshe,xinfengdequeshiyishuidaoyanzuhechengwuweimubiao,shuidaolianggeweitupomubiao,lianggeyiqishui,weizhongjimubiao……

danweiqianqianguziliqueshigehenbaoshoudenvhai,suoyizaimenkoujiujie,dawanshanglainanpengyoujialidaodituobutuoshan?

ranhou,xinyiheng,nachuleyaochi,dakaimendeshihou,weiqianqiandeyouyanpihenmingxianditiaolesanxia。

tuikaimen,fangjianneiyipiananjing,meiyoukaideng,tadeyanjinghaichuyuanshiyingdejieduan,tingjianwoshiyinyinyueyuechuanlaiyizhennannvaimeidechuanxizhisheng,tameiyoujizhekaideng,zhishizhanzaineili。

jifenzhongguoqule,woshideshengyingengdaleyixie。

weiqianqiandeyanjingmanmannengkanqingchule,tanaqimenhoumiandebangqiugunzi,xiaoshengshitandijiaoleju:“luoming,luomingnizaime?”

woshilimianmeiyouhuihua,jinjiezheyouchuanleyizhendingdingdangdangdeshengyin,bansuizhenanrendedihou,“papa”deroutizhuangjishengyinjiazazhenvrenjiaomeide**……

weiqianqianfanyingguolaideshihou,jihuquanshendehanmaodoulileqilai,tashunzheyilusanluodeyiwuzoujinwoshi。

woshidemenbankaizhe,zhengduizhetadeneizhangshuangrenchuangshang,yigexuefumofadenvrenchishen**,wuheidezhangfasanluozaijiebaidechuangdanshang,guangluodejiaobeibengdejinjinde,nannaidijiangshenxiadebuliaomocengchuyidaodaozhezhou,fuzainvrenshenshangneigezhaiyaojiantundebeiying,weiqianqianzaishuxibuguo……

tingjianxiangdongshengyin,fuzainvrenshenshangdenanrenlianmanghuitou。

simuxiangdui,zuishuxidelianggerencishiyouzheshijieshangzuiyaoyuandejuli。

buguangruci,weiqianqianhenbudebatarengdaobeibanbianweibeijixiongqu。

weiqianqianfanleyigebaiyan,suishoubamenguandesiside,bolizhendehenxiang。

chuangshangdelianggerenxunsuqilai,chuandaiyifu,zheishihouweiqianqianbayaochipiezaiyugangli,touyebuhuidizoulechuqu。

“qianqian,niganma,nitingwo……”luomingkandaoweiqianqianwangwaizouzhe,daokoudejieshierziyeshengshengditunjinleduzili。

weiqianqianshuaikailuomingdeshou,huitoukanleyiyanchuangshangneigenvren,ranledahongsezhijiadexizhangshouzhijiazheyan,yanjuanxiangwaifangxiangtuchuqu,daoshimeiyoutaitoukanta,congweiqianqiandejiaodukanguoqulianshangdexiwensuishuobunianqingle,danshichengshuyouyunweidehen,liannayandezishidoushineimewumei。

youqi,zaitadezuocebozishangwenleyiduohongseqiangwei,kanqilaijuranhaiyouxieshengdongerxianyan……

weiqianqianfanleyigebaiyan,wenshendouneimeaimei,yenvren!

shiyizhici,yebuxuyaoshenmejieshile,luomingsongkaileshou。buzaiduoyu。

luomingheweiqianqiandoushineizhonglizhiderangrenzhuakuangdexingzi,jiaowangyinianduole,lianggerencongweihongzhelianchaoguojia。

lengzhandaoshiyoujici,buguosanjuliangsheng,geziyemeiyoutainanwei,rujin,lianggerenyijiumoqidixuanzebukaikou。

ciqian,weiqianqianyiweitashixinshijinvhaizi,sixiangkaifangdaonanpengyouchuguiyenengyuanliangjici。raner,zhenzhengfashengdeshihou,tacaizhidaobuguoyexiangputongnvhaiziyiyang,zhixiangluohuangertao。

bu,haiburutamenni,weiqianqianshenzhilianzhizedeyongqidoumeiyou。

pingriliqiyanxiaozhangdehen,keshiyujianshiqingdeshihou,tajiuxiangtuoniaoyiyang,henbudewuzhenaodaipao。

tahuitoukankanneizhangangzangdechuang,xianqidexiangquxidiaoyicengpi。

shishishang,jigexiaoshiyihouzaibinguanlideta,queshizheimezuole。

weiqianqianchulemen,yongshoujiruanjianzhaokuaiche。

zheigeshijianduandechuzuchesijishifuyebuzhidaoyoumeiyouzhaowuzhengtiban,haiyoudeshiweizaochengchuzuchedecanjirenshiyongche。

weiqianqianyouyiciyelixiabanjiuzuoguozheiyangdeche,neishihoutakundebuxingle,zhijieshangchebaoledizhijiushuijue,dengshuixingdaodifangyihou,chuzucheshifubachedengyikai,weiqianqiansuibianyipiao,hedetayishenlenghan,dunshijiumeilekunyi。

jiezheguang,weiqianqiankandaodejiashiweizhiyouyitiaotuicaizhechache。dengtaxiachecaifaxian,zheiliangcheshizhuanmendecanlianxiehuisijiyongche,hechuzucheyimoyiyang,zhishiyouyigeshangmianhuayoulunyidebiaoqiantushi。

suoyi,xiangduibijiaoeryan,xianzaidekuaicheanquanxinggenggaole,zairuanjianshangdenglechezhuxinxi,cheliangxinxi,shenzhichezhudeshenfenzheng,youshenmeshidounengdiyishijianchuli。

weiqianqiancengyiduyangyan,zheibixiangqindouguanyong,shenmechexing,shenmechekuan,sijiduodanianji,zhangchengshenmeyangzi,shenzhihunfoudouxiedeqingqingchuchude,kebixiangqinruanjianshenmeshenmewangyouyongduole。

zhaochuzuchedekongdang,kanzhepangbiantingzhedehongsefalali,shuobudingshinajiaqinglvenenaiaidezaijiayiduchunxiaoni,zaihuitoukankanzijidebaoguo,weiqianqiantanleyikouqi,zhenshitongyipiantiankong,butongdemingyuna……

xiangzhexiangzhe,yiditou,yizhixiaofeichonghaoxiangfeijinyanlile,tengdetazhangbukaiyanjing,leishuimohu。

laibujiduoxiang,tapaodaocheziqianmian,jiezhexiaoqudengguang,zaichechuangdedaoyingkaishidengyanjing、kesouzhen、shunshouroulerou……gunonglehaoyihui,yanjinghonghongde,caiganjueyanjingshufuleyidian,taliaoleliaotoufa,zaixinlixiangzherendaomei,heliangshuidousaiya。

kexiayimiaotacaizhidao,zheixiangfayuanyuanzaozheni。

chechuangzidongjiangxialai,limiandeneigenanhaizhaohaoleyigejiaodu,balebayanjing,jiazaibiliangshang,baixidepifuyingzhewuguanfenmingdelian,lengliedeliankongkanbuchuxinuaile。

jiushineishuangyanjing,youanshensui,yandidaizhebukechunideyishiaoqi,weiweidaizhebunaifandezitai,kanzheixiepeizhijiashangzheifuduoduobirendeqichang——youqianrenjiadegongzi。

haowuyiwen,congxiaobeijinqianpaodadehaizi,caichengdeshangzheiyishendewangzheguiqi。

nanhaihunshentouzheyanjinglanyangyangdedaliangzheweiqianqian:zhangdetinghaokan,pifubucuo,tuitingzhangde,en,zaiwangshangyidian……ze,taishoule!

tapiepiezui,batanchudetousuohuilai,yuqituozhang,yonglandekouqishuodao,“guniang,banyechulaiheren,daodigongchanzhuyishehuiqianleniduoshaoa,zheimebaofu?”

weiqianqianqiangrenzhuyaojianjiaodejinghegan,zhenshide,benyiweichelimeirenni。“wei,aiguoqingnian,wohaiyaowenwennini,guojiajiniduoshaoqian,rangnibanyebushuijuezaichelibaoweizuguo?shenzhangzhengyime?”

jianhouzhemeishuohua,yizhidingzheziji,liangzhidayanjingzaijingpianhoumianzhuanlaizhuanqudedaliangziji。weiqianqianyouxiexinxu,danyijiutingzhiyaoban。

“zenmezhe,zhenbazijidangchaorenzhizhuxiale?wogaosuni,jiusuancosplay,niyedingduojiushiyigexixuegui!”