吱喳！
menzaicidakai，xiangfengpiaoguo，panmengdiezoulejinlai。
takandaochuangbiande“duanzijuesuntang”haizai，bujinsonglekouqi。
zhiqianhuanglangkangjudebiaoxian，tahaizhenpahuanglangfaxianleqizhongdemaoni，xianzaikanlaitadedanxinchunchunduoyu！
huanglangzheigeshadiaogenbenmeifaxian。
“dalang，wolaiweiniheyao！”
weilebimianyezhangmengduo，panmengdieduanzhewan，burongfenshuoyigunaoguanjinhuanglangzuili。
咕咚咕咚咕咚……
huanglanghedeyidibusheng，zhongjiandoubudaichuanqide。
我去！
yekuidetasangziyanerda，buranjiyoukenengbeizhenguozhiqiangsi！
huanglangweibukechadedenglepanmengdieyiyan。
zheigexiaobiziyangde，zhenxianghaisitaya！
“dalang，zheitangyaohaobuhaohe？”panmengdiepixiaoroubuxiaodewendao。
“ng，weidaotiantiande，daizhediancaomeiweier，zhenxinbucuo。”huanglangzabazhezuihuida。
chunzhengdeguozhi，nengbuhaohema！
panmengdiegenbenbuzhidao，duanzijuesuntangbeihuanglangdiaobaole。
panmengdieyanlekoutuomo，sichuzhangwang：“youshuima？woyoudiankele……”
tadadianhua，feilebantiantuomoxingzi，zaoyikougan。
gengzhongyaodeshi，huanglangzaipanmengdiejinwuzhiqian，guyiyongzhenqijiangfangjianneiwendushenggao，liangxiangzuoyongxia，panmengdiegengjuedekouganshezao。
“a，zheiliyouyibeiguozhi！”
panmengdiezhongyufaxianchajishangchanyou**deduanzijuesuntang。
“aiaiai，zheishiworangxiarenzhunbeide，koukelewoyaohede……”huanglangjiazhuangjiaojidezhizhi。
panmengdiesisinazheneibeijialiao“guozhi”，yilianbuxie：“dalang，nikoukoushengshengshuoaiwo，nandaolianyibeiyinliaodoushebuderangwohema？”
“kanlainideaishixujiade，genbenbuzhiyiti！”
huanglangguyitankouqi，yilianbushedeshuo：“haohaohao，zhenbeinidabaile，jiurangnixianhe，wozairangyongrenzhunbeiyidaping。”
“heng，zheihaichabuduo！”
kanzhepanmengdiejiangjialiaode“guozhi”，“gudonggudong”yikouqihewan，huanglangxinlixiaokailehua。
dasipanmengdie，yebuhuixiangdao，tahedezhishichanle**deduanzijuesunyao！
huanglangjiazhuangguanxin：“haohema？”
“weidaoguaiguaide，buzenmehaohe。”
“哈哈哈哈！”
qinyanmudupanmengdiebachanzazhe**deduanzijuesuntanghewan，huanglangxiaodekuaichaqile。
爽！
fuchoudeganjue，zhentamashuang！
“huanglang，nixiaopiya！”
“shuo，nidaodiwangguozhilifangleshenme？”
panmengdiezhongyufajuelebuduijing，dashengzhiwenhuanglang。
kandaozheixiaobiaozaqijibaihuaidemoyang，huanglangxinzhongyizhenchangkuai！
yaozhidaoqianshideta，keshibeipanmengdiehaidezhongshenbuyu，haizidoubushizijide，zuihouhaibeitashasichirou！
erhuanglangzhishilveweishiji，rangpanmengdiehexiachanyou**deduanzijuesuntangeryi，zheiyangzuobuguofenba？
“panmengdie，shihuagaosuniba，qishinihedeshiduanzijuesunyao！”
“duanzijuesun……huanglang，ni……nibaworangnihedeyaotangdiaobaole！tamadehuanglang！nijianzhibushiren！”
panmengdie“cheng”debengdaqilai，chongxiangcesuokouzhesangzidatutetu，lianhuangshuidoutuchulaile。
jinguanruci，tahaishibufangxin。
duanzijuesunyaoyaoxiaoxiangdangbadao，zhiyaorentixishoujinquyidiandian，jiuhuibuyunbuyu！
并且，男女通用！
“huanglang，nizheigeaiqiandaode，woyaoshaleni！”
panmengdieyuexiangyueqi，congcesuolichongchulai，huiwuzhequantou，chaohuanglangdalai！
zheiquanxiaqu，nengbayitouniudasi！
kanlaipanmengdiegenbenmeidasuanranghuanglanghuo！
tayebuxiangxiang，shitaxianzhudonghaihuanglang，erbushihuanglangwuyuanwuguyaohaita！
keshi，tadequantouhaimeipengdaohuanglangdeyijiao，jiuruanlexialai。
panmengdiehuxiyouxiejicu，qiaolianchaohong，rutongfachundemumao。
erhuanglangzeqiaozheerlangtui，zuozaishafashang，yifuyouranzidedemoyang。
“duile，wanglegaosuni，nihedeneibeiguozhizhong，chuleduanzijuesunyao，haifangledian**。”
“黄朗，你变态！”
qijibaihuaidepanmengdie，mengdepuxianghuanglang。
queshenziyiruan，buyouzizhudebaozhuleta！
yanqiandezheigetiangou，zenmeyuekanyueshuaiqileni？
haiyoutashenshangdenanzihanqixihaonong，haomane！
haoxianggenzheigenanrenshenghouzi……
panmengdierubazhuayuban，zaihuanglangshenshangcenglaicengqu。
黄朗嘴角微翘。
qianshizheigeaierbudedenvren，zheimeqingyijiuyaodaoshoule！
buguo，huanglangbingmeiyoujingchongshangnao，zairoulinzheixiao**zhiqian，tahaiyouyijianshiyaoban。
“滚！”
panmengdielianshangailezhongzhongyigedabidou！
“huanglang，ni……nijinggandawo，nibuaiwolema？”
zai**deyaoxiaoxia，panmengdiehunshennanshou。
“aigepi！laozizheimechunjie，zenmehuiqingyigennizheizhongyaoyan**gaozaiyiqi！”
“heihei，buguozhiyaobalongdanjilewo，woweiquxiaziji，yebushibukeyi。”
“ruguonibutongyi，neiwozhihaoshoushenruyulou！”
huanglangshuangshoubaoxiong，yifushengrenwujinmoyang。
qianshi，panmengdiegenhuanglangzaiyiqizhiqian，genqinfeng**lewushuci，zaoyibushichunv。
jiuzhei，toudinghulunbeierdacaoyuanhuanglang，haishixuanzegentajiehun。
zhongshengyishi，huanglangkebuneimeshale。
chenpanmengdiexianzaihaishichunv，nengbaipiaojiubaipiao。
ningkeshuinifengxin，zuogejipinzhanan，yebuhuizaiyigebuaitadenvrenshenshangtouruganqing。
“我……我愿意！”
panmengdieyaozhehongchun，limataochusanfazhejinguangdelongdan，doubudaiyouyude。
fengge，duibuqi，diyicibunengjinile……
实在憋的难受！
“panmengdie，nibuhouhui？”
“houhuiwoshiwangbadan！”
“hao，jiuxihuannideshuangkuai！”
shanyaozhejinguangdelongdan，chadianhuangxialehuanglangdeyanjing。
tazuijiaoqingyang，jiliwenzhuxinshen，dandingdejianglongdanshoujinnajiekongjian。
hehe，longdanzaishou，shengjiwoyou！
qianshidehuanglang，yinweibasuoyoudeziyuandoujilepanmengdie，daozhixiuweitishengjiman。
zaiqinfengtuluhuangmenshi，beiqicaizaijiaoxia，zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzheyigegeqinrendaozaimianqian，xueliuchenghe……
neizhongbisihainanshoudeganjue，huanglangbuxiangzaijingshoudierci。
zaizheigexiuxingzheweizundeshijie，meiyoushilishenzhilianzuiqinderendoubaohubule！
qinfeng，zhongshengguilaidewo，buhuizairenniweisuoyuweile！
laozibudanyaobashuyuwodenahuilai，haiyaoqiangduonidejiyuan！
“dalang，kuailaipowodechuzizhishen……”
cishidepanmengdieyijing**fenshen，annaibuzhule。
“好嘞，小**！”
黄朗邪魅一笑！
qinfeng，buhaoyisi，qiangduonidejiyuanzhiqian，laozixianjiehunidenvren！
haibieshuo，heihei，zuocaozeizhenyouzhongbieyangdeshuanggan……