第2章

menlimenwaijiexianfenming,shijigerendebaojianyaquewusheng。

jihuailuokeleke,yebuxiangyichangxiongdinaodetaijiang,zhudongtuilebanbu:“acongsuanle,wojinergenlegexuehuajing,zhennaoqilai,wobayouyaofawo。”

xuzhiqiao:“......”

谁是学话精?

“shishishi,suanlesuanle,jiangbinshiheduole。”shouxingfahua,qiyurengenzheyuanchang。

zhoucongyangzhediao:“suanle?”

jihuailuo:“suanlesuanle。”

“nixingbuxing?”zhoucongsixiaofeixiao,“nijiameibaodoubeirenmadaolianshangle,nibuguan?”

“......”

骂到脸上?

蒋滨说了什么来着?

haoxiangshi,zhoucongzongbuhuikanshangnijimeileba?

jihuailuo:“......”

这怎么能叫骂?

zheibushi,jitaliannima。

“meiguanxidezhouconggege,”jianchangmianganga,xuzhiqiaowenhedao,“nilijiecuole,zheihuamadebushiwo,shiwogege。”

jihuailuo:“...yaonijieshi!”

xuzhiqiao:“wobubangnibeiheiguo。”

“...laoziyaonibei?”jihuailuoyoukaishiyaoya。

xuzhiqiao:“nizuowanbazongzhaguanle,haishushuyigeguojishipinhuiyizhongduan,jieguonigaosushushu...”shitaguande。

这不是背黑锅?

jihuailuoliansetieqing,yanpibengjinle:“quyilouqiantaibangwoqudangao。”

赶紧走赶紧走。

zaizheilichuleqitahaowuyongchu。

xuzhiqiaoguaiguaidiantou,jianghuailidexizhuanghailehuiqu。

zhoucongsuishoujiangwaitaorengjinshafa,liangzhishouchaojinxikukoudai,lansande:“wopeimeimeizouyitang。”

“nizoushenme,”jihuailuobushuang,“nibiekantashaxixide,douzhuangde,tamalianwobadounenggaoding,tanengshiduoxiaobaihua...”

qianmianliangjuhuaxuzhiqiaomeishenmefanying,zhidaopancheshangzijimama,xuzhiqiaowenruanbiaoqingjianjianlianle。

jintianshijihuailuoshengri,zaichangdoushitadepengyou,xuzhiqiaojihuyongjinlizhicaijiangfanbobiehuidunei。

taminjinchun,yiyanbufadiniutoujiuzou。

jihuailuoyanjiedongleliangxia,xuanjishuaishou:“zijizoudiudebuguiwoguana,biezhaowofuze。”

nvhaizimeilita,zoudeyiwufangu。

jihuailuo:“......”

操。

真走了。

zhoucongxieyandita:“nibaxiaotuzirejile。”

“shaotemeshuofenglianghua,”jihuailuofandehen,“haohaodedushengzinv,temeturanduolegemeimei...”

napashigedidiyechenga,bukaixinlechuailiangjiao。

zheimeimei,tanengzenmedai。

zhouconghexiao:“niwanba,wolaiguole。”

jihuailuo:“niquna?”

“huijia,”zhoucongmaibuchaowai,“shunbianbangnibameimeisonghuiqu?”

他用的问句。

纪淮洛略一琢磨。

也行。

zongbitazijiluanpaodehao。

zhoucongjiaobubujibuxu,zhangzhetuizhang,yibudingbierensanbu,jiazhizouluzishidaizhepiwei,qichanghunrantianchengdeqiangda。

jihuailuoshouhuishixian,ma:“tashibushishangguomoteban?”

“nibudong,”zaichangweiyiyiweinvshengfenxi,“chayaoniukuazoumobu,shuomingtayaohao。”

“......”jihuailuoqiangchusheng,“woyaobuhao?”

nvrensaoshita,dianping:“dannimenqizhibutong,nixiangzhamaodeshizigou,taiziyexiangzaizijiwangguoxunshideshiwang,niliang,douzhanlege‘shi’ziba。”

“......”

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xuzhiqiaozouchuhuisuodamenshi,jiedaolemamaxushudedianhua。

xushuduita,yongyuandoushihongxiaohaidekouwen:“daohuisuolema?haowanma?huailuogegerenshibucuode,jiushiyishijianmeishiyingjialiduolelianggeren,zheijieduan,yaoxianxinkuwomenbaobaole。”

xuzhiqiaominleminchun,yuanbenxiangshuo,tacongshengriyanshangchulaile,tingjianzheihuayoumeijiangchukou。

“haowande,”tamianbugaise,“gegehaidaiworenshilexinpengyou。”

xushuguorankaixin:“shima,neibiewantaiwan,jidegengegeyiqihui。”

“好的妈妈。”

电话挂断。

xuzhiqiaotaitouwangtian,turantanqi。

jihuailuobuzhidaojidiancainengwanhao。

xianzaijiashihuibuqule,yihuizhunhuiluxian。

shenhouyishengqingqingdechixiao,xuzhiqiaotiaojianfanshehuitou。

zhoucongdadaokuofudidunzaitaijieshang,diaoerlangdangdekanta:“tangbuyaole?”

“......”zhongjiangelesiwujitaijie,xuzhiqiaoxinbuzaiyan,naozisuanzhequnaliaoshijian,“buyaotang。”

zhoucongxiaohenjiashen,shunshiwen:“neixiangyaoshenme?”

xuzhiqiao:“kuaidiankaixue。”

想搬去宿舍住。

jiubuyongmeitiankanjihuailuodeyanseguorizi。

zhoucongqishen,mantuntundishenlegelanyao,huangzhehunbulindebuzixiataijie:“zheiwokezuobudao。”

tabenshizaida,yebunengrangshijianjiasu。

“danshini,jinigegeyidianxiaojiaoxun,”zhoucongtiaomei,“fazihaishihenduode。”

“......”

zheihuachaochulexuzhiqiaoderenzhi。

tadailejimiao,zhibaiwen:“nibushiwogegedepengyouma?”

neigaigenjihuailuozhanyibiana。

否则算什么朋友。

zhoucongliangzhishoubawanneitiaochouduanguangzedelingdai,meihuizheigewenti,turuqilaimaoleju:“wei,quanmingjiaoshenme?”

“......”xuzhiqiaolengzhu,“shenme?”

“quanminger,”zhoucongshuo,“xushenme?”

talidejin,liangrenshengaochamingxian,xuzhiqiaoyaoyangqinaodai,cainengkandaotayanjing。

“xuzhiqiao,”tapiqihenhao,“yishixuanyabaizhangbing,youyouhuazhiqiao,zheigezhiqiao。”

zhoucongchelechechun:“shia?”

“......”

不是。

heheyoumingdebusuanzi,tameixueguoa?

“shici,”xuzhiqiaonaixinjieshi,“busuanzishicipaiming...”

shuozheshuozhe,takanjianzhoucongwanshibugongdebiaoqingliechuhaoxiao。

xuanjifanyingguolai,tabeizhuonongle。

xuzhiqiaochenxiaxiaolian:“zhougongziqingzibianba,woyaohuijiale。”

“huinaera,”zhoucongbuhuangbumang,“nigezongdewandaolingchen。”

fangcaitaduixushudeyinman,beitatingjianle。

xuzhiqiaonaoxiuchengnu:“nibuyonghuijiazaodapaoma,zenmeyoushijianzaizheilitoutingbierenjianghua?”

“......”zhoucongyizhidanerwuweidebiaoqingcuranliechuhenji,eran,“sheigaosuniwojiashizaodapaode?”

xuzhiqiao:“jihuailuo!tashuonimenjiahouyuanmailexuduodilei,wozaibutinghua,jiubaworengguoquyinzha!”

“......”

操。

周琮眉心跳了跳。

“wei。”tasangyinliangliangde。

许枝俏:“?”

周琮:“多大了?”

“......”

zhoucong:“chengnianleba?”

“......”xuzhiqiaomomozhanyuanlexie,“ng。”

buzhizaixiangshenme,zhoucongtilexiachun:“tanguolianaimei?”

“......”

“meiyou?”zhoucongmeiguyitiao,mingzhiguwen,“neigenwotanyiduan,zenmeyang?”

“......”