“zenmelehamage，youshenmebuduijing？”
wokanxianghama，tongshiduitashiyileyixiawoshoulidepai。
hamakankanwo，youkankanwoshoushangdepai，yizhanglianheideyouruguodi。
wochongtalengxiaoyisheng，suihouzhijiedachuleyifudaiyoufangpian3deshunzi。
suizhezheifupaidachuqu，hamadeliansegengjiayinchen，kanwodeyanshenyourucuileduside！
tadangranyouliyoushengqi，tayongwanmeixipaifadehaopai，yijingquanzaiwozheile，zhiyulanpai，zequanzaitazijideshoushang！
pukechuqiandezhaoshukeweibaiguaiqianqi，meiyizhongshoufadounengxianghupeihe，yenengxianghupojie。
wanmeixipaishihenlihai，kezhiyaodaluanwanmeixipaidepaixu，wanmeixipaijiuchenglelanpai。
gangcaiqiepaishi，wobianchenjibawanmeixipaidepaixujidaluanle，zheiyejiudaozhiyuanbenhamazhunbeifajizijidehaopaiquandoudaolewozheilai，ertadasuanfajiwodelanpai，zedoudaoletazigeshoushang！
zheibadangranhaishiwoying，lanjieyunjieshudehenshao，danhamajiucanle，tayoushujiwoyiqianduo。
baqianzhijiediujiwo，hamalianmangxipai，zheihuitayouhuanlegehuayang，gaiyong“dingweixipai”deshoufa。
suoweidingweixipaijiushijizhujizhangpai，batamenfangdaogudingdeweizhi，xipaishiguyixidehenkuai，danqishizheiliyongdeshoufashiliangluopaibutingdedaohuan。
yifupaifangzaizuoshou，xiaomuzhikouzhuxiamianyiban，xipaishiyoushouzhijiebaxiaomuzhikouzhudeneiyibanchouchulai，dangshangmianyibanpailuoxiahou，xiaomuzhizaikouzhu，youshoujiangpaidieshangquhouzaichoupaihaishichouxiaomuzhikouzhudeyiban。
liangdiepaifeikuaidedaohuan，daohuanshuangshu，paihaizaiyuanwei，daohuandanshu，bierenyiqiepai，paiyijiuzaiyuanwei，zheijiushidingweixipai。
qishizheizhongxipaifangshipozhanhenda，chufeizhendekuaidaoyidingchengdu，buranjiushiwaixingyenengkanchupozhanlai。buguohamayongdehenqiaomiao，taguyixiezheshou，yizhedanglanjieheyunjiedemuguang，zhiyuwo，buguantazenmeyangzhedang，doubukenengmanguowo。
xipaizhihou，hamakanxianglanjie：“lanjie，qiepai。”
lanjieqiepaizhihouhamafeikuaidefapai，yibianfapaiyibianmuhanyinsendedingzhewo，yifuzheiciwolianpaidoumobuzhe，kanwohaizenmedaduantachuqiandeyangzi。
woxiaolexiao，sihaobuyiweiyi。
paidoudaoshouhou，wonaqilaikanlekan，zheifupaihaizhenshitinglande，danshi……bingwusuowei。
zheiyiba，bushiwoying，yebushihamaying，ershiyunjieying，erqiehaishihamashudezuiduo！
yunjiezhangchukouqidao：“aiyou，kesuanshirangwoyingyibale。”
hamabuganxindetaoqian，zheishitakanwodeyanshen，meilehendu，meileyinsen，youdezhishikongju！
wolianpaidoumeimodao，queyijiunengchuqian，zheikenengzhenbatahedaole。
qishiwoyongdefangfahenjiandan，xinghuajiangjiushi“huahua”！
shuobailejiushijipai，kandaoyizhangpai，batajizainaozili，jinjiezhetongguolianxiangjiyiqujizheizhangpaideshangyizhangyijixiayizhang。
gangcaihamaxipaideshihou，woyizhidingzhekan，jizhulesanshiduozhangpaideweizhi。
woshimobuzhepai，danwokandejiana，woshichubuleqian，danwoyaoshipinzhezijishuerquanliqusongyigeren，bingfeimeikenengsongchuqu。
gangcaizheiba，yunjiedepaibucuo，wojiushijingdinghama，ranhouguyijiyunjiefangpai，zheibu，yunjieyingle。
hamabusixindezaicixipaifapai，tianyantong，guojiantiao，huanzhehuayangdefapai。
erzheiyiba，wodepaiyijiuhenlan，danbingbuyaojin，lanjiezheibadepaibucuo。zaiwoyouyibangzhuxia，zheibayingdeshilanjie。
hamasisidingzhewo，liangtaiyangxuegaogaoguqi，kanshangqugengxianghamale。
wopoganhaoxiao，bingshuo：“hamage，yaobujiwofajiba？”
hamamuguangyouyoudedingzhewo，shenmehuadoumeishuo，ershihuanleyifuxinpai，jiezheyiyubufaxipaifapai。
dengpaidoufadaowoshoushanghou，dakaiyikan，zheibahamajingjilewoyifuhaopai，guangshi2jiuyousanzhang。
chouchuzheisanzhang2，wozhijiepaizailezhuoshang。
“空打三个2？”
yunjiejingyadekanzhewo：“niqueding？”
woxiaolexiao：“wohenqueding。”
“等会！”
jiuzaiwoyaojixuxiapaishi，hamazhijiezhanleqilai：“buduijing！”
我看着他，不说话。
yunjiezebujiedao：“shenmebuduijing？”
hamaniechuliangzhangpaifangzailezhuoshang：“yunjie，nikan。”
taneiliangzhangpai，heranshiliangge2！
yunjieyanjingdunshidengdegunyuan：“zenmehuishi？！”
shuozhe，tayenachuleyizhangpai，haishi2！
lanjieyixiao：“qiaole，wozheiyeyouyizhang2。”
shuoba，tayeliangchuleyizhang2。
zheixiarenaole，yifupai，jingranyouqizhang2！
jinjiezhe，sanrendemuguangdouluozailewoshenshang，hamagengshidao：“wojiushuojuedenalibuduijing，yuanlainichulaoqian！”
wodianlegenyan，chouleyikou，zuijiaohanxiaodekanzhehama。
“真的假的？！”
yunjiekanxiangqinlan，miansebushandedao：“qinlan，takeshinidailaideren，zheiqingkuang，nibujieshiyixiama？”
kanxianglanjie，woyehaoqilanjiehuizenmejieshi。
lanjiexianshikankanwo，jiezhedandandao：“youshenmehaojieshide，jiranzaipaizhuoshangzhuadaolelaoqian，dangranshianguijuban，duanzhitou。”
woyangmei，guoranzuidufurenxin！
hamalianlianyaotou：“zhenshixiangbudao，yexiongdi，nijingranhuishizheizhongren。”
yibianshuotayibianxiangwozoulai：“suiranjuedenishigebucuoderen，danmeibanfa，guijubukepo，paizhuoshangchuqian，jiudeduanzhitou。”
wolianliandiantou：“dui，meicuo，wohenzancheng！”
hamayiwaidekanzhewo，buzhishita，yunjieyeyiwaidekanxiangwo，weiyoulanjie，tayanjingdoumeizhayixia，fangfogenbenmeitingdaowoshuohua，gengbuzaihuwobeirenduanzhitou。
“jirannizijiyezheimerenwei，neijiugengmeishenmehaoshuodele。”
hamacongbangongshidechoutilinalegebishouchulai，chongwoshiyi：“shoufangzhuoshang，fangxin，wozhiduanniyigenxiaomuzhijiuxingle。”
woxiaolexiao，wenta：“hamage，yaoshinichuqianbeizhuale，huibuhuiduanzhitou？”
hamalisuodangrandediandiantou：“dangran！”
huasuiranzheimeshuo，dantadeyandiquezangzheyimoqingmiedelengxiao。
“yaoburangtapeiqiansuanle，duanzhitoushibushitai……”
yunjiemuguangzaiwomenjigedeshenshangyiyisaoguo。
woxiaole：“yunjie，biezheimeshuo，duzhuoshangchuqianbeizhua，duanzhitouhaisuanhao，youdedifangzhijieduoshou，shiba，hamage。”
“哼！”
hamalenghengyisheng：“buxiangrangwoduonishou，jiulaolaoshishibashoufangzhuoshang。”
wohentinghuadebashoupingtanzaizhuoshang。
hamayishouniezhewodeshouyishouchidao，huidaoqian，taxieyankanxiangwo：“xiongdi，bieguaiwo，yaoguaijiuguainibugaizaiwodedipanchulaoqian！”
huayinluoxia，tashouqidaoluo……
“啪——”
woyizhishousisiniezhulehamawodaodeneizhishou。
hamalengmodekanzhewo：“fankang，kejiushiduozhengzhishoule。”
woyanshenyebiandelengmoqilai，shenzhihanyibitagengshen！
“jiujingshisheichulaoqian，niyinggaibiwogengqingchuba。”
hamamianseyibian，wozezhijieyikoutachidaoneizhishoudeshouwan，jiezheyidoutadegebo，jiujiantadeyixiulilianxuhuachulesanzhangpai。
woyibaduoguotashoulidedao：“gangcainichaipaideshihou，conglimianchouzoulesanzhangpaizangzaileyixiuli，niyiweiwomeikanjian？！”
hamamianseyibai，jiezheyizhenshoubei：“fangshou！”
wonahuifangshou，budanmeifangshou，fanerhaizhijiebatadeshouanzailezhuoshang。
“zhuadaolaoqian，duanzhitou，zheikeshinizijishuode，xianzaiwoduanniyigenshouzhi，niyoushenmehuashuo？”
hamamuguangpingjingdekanzhewo：“xiaozi，zheilikeshiwodedipan，nidongwoyixiashishi，wobaozhengnichubuqu！”
zheirenshizhenbuyaolian，paimianshangchuqianwanbuguowo，jiuzaizangxianhai，xianzaijianjibeishipole，youyizhangzheilishitadedipanbierenbugandongta。
woxianzaisuanshizhidaotaweishenmeyouge‘hama’dewaihaole，tabuguangzhangdexianghama，shuaiqilailai，jianzhibilaihamahailai！
“yunjie，lanjie，nimenshuozenmeban？”
lanjieyizhishibudongshengse，tinglewozheihuayesihaomeiyouhuiwoyijudeyisi。
zhiyuyunjie，taxianzaidouhaiyoudianmeifanyingguolaishishenmezhuangkuangni。
“来人！”
jiuzaizheishi，hamaturandahouyisheng。
“咔——”
bangongshidemenlijidakai，lianggehunzizhijiechonglejinlai，yijianwobahamadeshouanzaizhuoshang，yishouhainazhedao，qizhongyigehunzilimadajiao：“fangkaihamage！”
suizhehualuo，lianghunzilikechongleshanglai。
wozhoulezhoumei，bumandao：“zaiwangqianyibu，wojiubatazhengzhishouduoxialai。”
neilianghunzimianseyibian，qiqidunzhushenxing。
hamayinchendekanzhewo：“yeqianming，nigandongwoyixia，wobaozhengnichubulezheigemen。”
wohengxiaoyisheng：“bushinishuode，guijubunengpo，paizhuoshangchulaoqian，jiudeduanzhitou。”
woyadishenzi，shuangmuzhigougoudekanzheta。
“niyepeigenwoshuoguiju？！”
poleguijudeshita，jilianbuyaoliandeshita，zaizangxianhaiwodeshita，yaoqiewoshouzhitoudehaishita。
youqitahaitianzheliangenwoshuoguiju，tazheizhongren，zaosizaosuan！
wojuqidao，lengmodekanzheta：“jintianzheiyidao，jiushijinizhangzhangjiaoxun。”