第一章 大姑子全家找上门

diyizhangdaguziquanjiazhaoshangmen

daguzifufuliangzaijiatingjuhuishangsuku,fachouerzishangxiaoxuedeshi。

tajiafujindexiaoxuejingchangfashengbalingshijian,qianzhenziyounaochurenming,meiyourenganbahaizisongguoqudushu。

sheizhimeiguoduojiu,tayijiasikoujiuzhudaowojialilaile。

dangshi,wojieerzifangxuehuilai,gangjinyuanzijiutingdaoxiaohaidechaorangsheng。

wozoujinwuli,daguzidaizhewaishengnvwangmengxingfendibuzhizheketing,meiyoulihuiwo。

talaogongwangshenglikanwojinlai,yanjingfangfozhanwoshenshangside,exinzhiji!

huangusizhou,fengsuoyijiudezhuwobeiqiaokai。

waishengwanghaozailibianpaiqiu,fachuzhenganjiqiangde「papa」sheng,jinjiezhechuanlaicierdeboliposuisheng。

wojipaodaowoshimenkou,bamaguazaiqiangshangdejiehunzhaodiaozaidishang,nianjiudexiangkuangbeishuaichengliangban,bolisuileyidi,zhaopianyecongzhongjianliekai。

wochongguoqubokaisuiboli,jiangposuidezhaopianxiaoxinyiyidishoudaohuaili。

wohuangusizhou,zhenggefangjianbeizhetengdemianmuquanfei。

wozhijuetianxuandizhuan,hunshenzhibuzhudezhandou。

gonggongbuhaoyisidikanwoyiyan,shuo:「anqing,jintianwanshangnixiangchisha?」

wokanzheyilianlisuodangrandedaguzi,qiangyanuhuo。

wozhiwendao:「nimenweishenmeyaojinzheigefangjian?」

「nijiejieyaobanguolai,jialimeiyouduoyudefangjian,zheifangjiankongzheyeshikongzhe......」

「nibuzhidaozheishiwobamashengqiandefangjianma?woshuoguomeiyouwodeyunxu,renherenbunengjinlai。」wojinhupaoxiao。

gonggongnumuyuandeng,shuo:「nizenmegenzhangbeishuohuade?nibamajiushizheimejiaoyunidema?zheigejiahaishiwozuozhu,lunbudaonishuohua。」

tadunledun,jizaodishuo:「zheiwulixianzaishiluanledian,dengnijiebatamendedongxishoushihao,bujiuganjinglema?zheidianshierzhidenijiwomenshuailianzima?」

zheihaishiwodebuduile?zhenshikexiao!

daguzimanyouyoudizouguolai,shuo:「niweimianyetaibadaoleba?zheiyoubushiniyigerendejia,dahuxiaojiaodeyidianlimaodoubudong。」

shuowan,tachongwofanleyijibaiyan,buxiedibatouniuxiangyibian。

woyanqianyipianmohu,yanleibuzhengqidiliuxialai。

wojinmangniushencadiao,wojuebunengranglinqingyuyijiarenzhujinlai,juebu!

wonulirangzijipingfuxialai,duigonggongshuo:「kerenlaile,jiranjialihaimeizhunbeifancai,neijiuchuquchiba,wohaohaozhaodaitamenjiayidun,danshibanguolaizhu,wobukenengtongyi。」

daguzibuxiedikanwoyiyan,zuijiaodaizhelengxiao,fangfowoshuoletiandadexiaohua。

yixiangqiangyingdegonggonglimanachuzhangbeideqishi,shuo:「shenmekeren,zheishinihelinqidejiejie,zanmenshiyijiaren。」

gonggongsuirannianjidale,danshenbanqiangzhuang,dongbudongshenshoudaren,wohelaogongdouaiguotadebazhang。

wokanzheqishengdegonggong,shengqiyoubuganfanbo,shengpataduiwodongwu。

daguzijiehuashuo:「bengguanniduobuyuanyi,zanjiushiyijiaren,zheishizanjiadefangzi,woxiangzhujiuzhu。」

wokanzhetayifugaogaozaishangdeyangzi,quantoubuzijuedizuanjin。

zheishi,linqicongmenwaijinlai,yilianjiarentuanjudexiyuegan。

dantakandaowulidejingxiang,xiaoronglimajiangzailianshang。

woshaoshaoanxin,chengyaodehuilaile。

sheizhilinqingyulimabianlian,yifuchuchukeliandemoyang,fangfoshouletiandadeweiqu。

zhijiantayanliqinzheleihua,daizhekuqiangshuo:「dimei,jiusuannibugaoxing,yebunengjiangzheimenantingdehuaya,baxinlideduonanshou。」

linqizhenjingdikanxiangwo,wohuitayigewugudeyanshen。

tamiaodong,bukuishiwolaogong!

linqiqingqingsangzi,shuo:「jie,nimenzenmebudashengzhaohujiulaile?」

「wojiangguoleya,qianjitianjiatingjuhui,woshuoxiaohaomeiyouxueshang,niwangla?」

wozhenshijingdiaolexiaba,zheiyesuanjiangguole?laogongyeshiyilianmengbidebiaoqing。