第1章
songzhangfengzhengkaiyan，bianjianyitiaoequanzhenghushidandandekanzheziji。
molemomanshendeshanghen，tengtongganshunjianxilai，yiduanbushuyutadejiyiyesuizhiyongrunaohai。
dangleyibeizidagongren，zailintuixiushicusi。
ranhoutajiuzheiyangliqidechuanyuele！
zhibuguo，shengzaileyigeepiaobiandi，zhanhuofenfeideluanshi。
cishensuozai，mingweidayong。
liannianganhan、wenyihehuangzai，jiashangmanyilvlvkoubianfanjing，lingbenjiubufuyudechaotingxueshangjiashuang。
songzhangfengzheiqianshen，benjiushigeruobujinfengdeshusheng。
yuanxiangzhekaoqugegongmingcongeryuyuelongmen，ranershiyuyuanwei，chaotingweilejianshaokaizhituranquxiaokeju，chediduanjueletafanshendedaolu。
又赶上大灾之年。
songzhangfengjinribenxiangzhexiangliucaizhujiedianliangshijiuming，quezhengqiaoqiaojiantajiadeheigouzaixiangzijiaoluolijinshi。
yijingehongleyandesongzhangfengzaiyegubudeliyilianchi，qiangguogoushibianwangzuilimengxuan。
meixiangdaofanbeiqipudaoyitongluanyao，jingshengshengbazheiqianshenjiyaosile！
yankanzhezheichushengyouchaozijizhangkailechouzui，songzhangfengdemianqianqueturanmaochuyikuaibantoumingdemianban。
【yushouxitongbangdingchenggong！】
【bangdinghou，xunhuayishou，qiyudian+1。】
【qiyudiankeyongyutuiyanqiyu，qiyudengjiduiyingchu、zhong、gao、shensiji，xiaohaofenbiewei1、100、10000、1000000。】
【tuiyanguochengzhongchufaqiyu，kehuodejinengtianfu，shenzhijiesuoquanxinmoban】
【zengsongxinshoumoban：xungoudashi】
【mobanzhuanshujineng：huolongguo，xinfeifusu】
【是否穿戴模板？】
训狗大师？
那个网红？
zheijinshouzhihaizhenshijishiyua！
zhishijingyaleyishun，songzhangfengbianhaobuyouyudexuanzelechuandaimoban，bijingyanqiandeweijuyijingrongbudetazaiduoxiangle。
说时迟、那时快。
jiujiansongzhangfenghunshenzhouranbaofachuyituanbaiguang。
jingenzhe，fangcaihaixiongsheneshadeheigouturanmanlianweiju，xiangshikanjianletianshengkexingyiban，likepufuzaididishengwuyanqilai。
“chusheng，hushishiba！”
“jinribianrangnichangchang，huolongguoshishenmeziwei！”
xintouwuminghuoqi，haosidaizheqianshendechouyuan，jibianheigouyijingchenfu，songzhangfenghaishichaoqishoubiandemuguntongjinletadezuili。
zhengshi【xungoudashi】dechengmingjueji【huolongguo】。
gangkaishi，songzhangfengdeshoufahaiyouxieshengse，dansuizheshijiandetuiyi，tahenkuaijiuzhangwoleyaoling。
shenzhihaijiheigoulaileliangtao【xinfeifusu】！
budebushuo，【xungoudashi】mobanbiedeyongmeiyou，danduigouqueshiwudi。
zaiqiweiyaxia，heigougenbenbuganfankang，napabeidadesizhichouchu，rengjiuyishengbuhang，daozuihouyishiyanyanyixi，zhandouzhanbuqilaile。
jiuzaisongzhangfengzhunbeitongxiashashou，zailezheitiaoheigouhuijiachiroudeshihou，bantoumingdemianbanzaicichuxian。
【chenggongxunhuaheigouyizhi，qiyudian+1，yixianyoumobantuiyanqiyukedagailvhuodeyuquankegoutongleitianfu】
嘶！
songzhangfengbuyoudeyizhenjingxi。
tazuomengyemeixiangdao，baochoudetongshi，juranhainengyourucishouhuo。
zhengyaoshizhetuiyanyifan，xiangkouqueturanxiangqiyishenghuhuan；“erlang，niangdoukuaibuxingle！nihaiyouxianxinzaicizhaomaodougou！”
songzhangfengxunshengwangqu，jingshizijidejiejiesongchunlian。
“娘咋了？”
kanzhezhangxiangqingxiu，queyouedemianhuangjishoudejiejie，songzhangfengyouxiexinteng。
qianshenruoshibuneimezhimigongming，bianbuzhiyubailuodaojiatusibi，weiyidejiejieyebuyongweilehuanqujiazhuanggongqidushu，erjiajicunliyoumingdeerliuzi。
shenzhiyinweiqianleliucaizhujiadedizu，laoniangnianyuhuajia，haidetineiheixindejiahuojiangxiyiwu，changhailixi。
songzhangfengbushigedushuwuyonglunzhe。
kejibianshixianxiangusheng，yedongdeshishiwuzheweijunjiededaoli。
doukuaiesile，haibaozheshubenzuoshengguanmeng，neibushishazima！
dazhangfu，xiushenqijiazhiguopingtianxia！
lianqianliangyangdouzuobudao，youhetanbaoguoanbang？
“niangnianshiyigao，santianshuimiweijin，ruheaodezhu？”
“rangnilailiujiajieliang，keni......”
shuodaozheili，songchunliangengyanqilai。
kanzheyipangdafandegouwan，tashunjianbianmingbaifangcaifashengleshenme，suijiliangxingqingleinuqibuzhengdegungunluoxia。
“jie，wo......”
songzhangfengyebuzhigairuhejieshi。
jiranzhanleqianshen，neiqianggoufanzheidengdiuliandeshi，zirantuituobudiao。
xiangdaojiazhongdelaoniang，shangbeizizuoweiguerdetahenbudelikechouzijilianggezuiba。
不行！
决不能让老娘饿死！
keyanxia，jiulianshanlideshupidoubeijiminbaguangle，daonaqunongchideni？
fanchoujianzhenghaokandaotangzaidishangdemanyanjingkongdeheigou，songzhangfengdenaozhongmengdelingguangzhaxian，youlezhuyi。
“jie，nixianhuiquzhaoguniang！”
“jintianjiusuanbamingyashang，woyehuidaizheliangshihuiqude！”
shuowan，budengjiejieyingyun，songzhangfengbianqianqineitiaobansibuhuodeheigou，chaoliujiadayuandehoumenzouqu。
kanzhetadouranjianyidebeiying，songchunlianyouxiejingcha。
zheimeduonian，zijihaishidiyicijiandaodidirucigangyingdeyimian。
kecaijiangrenjiadegoudashang，pingliucaizhuyazibibaodebingxing，buedetamaishenweinubianshiwanxingle，youzenmekenengjieliang？
zaidagesongdaleibeizhuazhuangdingcongjunhou，jialidenanrenjiushengsongzhangfengle。
ruotazaiyougesanzhangliangduan，songjiafeijuehoubuke。
nandaoshuozhenyaoweiyidianliangshi，rangdidiyimingxiangdi？
不行！
haoyizhenjiujie，zhengdangsongchunlianxiadingjuexin，yaoquzuzhididifanshadeshihou，quekandaosongzhangfengzhengdunzailiujiadayuandehoumenkoupaizhegoutou，rujingshenshichangbannannanziyu。
“chusheng，jinrijiukaonile！”
“推演奇遇！”
songzhangfengmeizhuyidaobeihoudejiejie，quanbudejinglidoubeimianbanxiyin。
neiyixingxingjianduandemiaoshu，jianjianhuijuchengleyiduanjingcaifenchengderensheng！
【推演开始】
【nijiasandaixungou，zurencongchushengqi，bianduiquanleiyouzhetianrandeweiya】
【wusui，nierrumuran，yiduixungouzhidaopoyoujiandi】
【basui，nixunhualediyitiaoequan，wenmingxiangli】
【shiwusui，nipingzheluhuochunqingdejiyi，dedaomenfashangshi，beipinweizhuanzhishoushi】
【sanshisui，niyuquanleiyiranxinyixiangtong，shenzhikeyicaozongqunquanzuozhan】
【sanshiwusui，huangdidezhinichushenruhuadejiyi，cifengfujiang，jiangzhimingniqianwangdamozhuzhenbeiwangtaofamanyi，queyinquefazhanchangjingyan，beiliushisuoshang，buzhishenwang......】
【推演结束】
【huodetianfu：jiquanshengtian】
【beinixunhuazhijiachu，juntongxiaorenyan、lingxingkanbiyoutong，qiehanbuweisi，duiniweimingshicong】
bansuizhetuiyanjieshu，liujiadeheigouyegenzhefashenglejudadebianhua。