diyizhangweixinqunlideqipaqinqi！
zhunpopotantuwodefangzi，weilezuoshizheijianshifaleyitiaoxiaoxizaijiazuqun。
“haishinannandongshi，yaojiehunlejiuyaobafangzisongjijizu。”
“takezhenshiyigehaohaizi，haoxifu！”
这是在说什么？
zheijianshizuoweidangshirenwozenmebuzhidao？！
kanzhezhongrenfenfenzhuhezhunpopoquleyigehaoxifudeshihouxiaole，woxiaole。
weilebaozhuwodefangzi，wofanshoujiangpopodangnianzhaogutamuqinshitoutouqinzhanwaipofangzideshipinfadaoqunli。
bingpeiwen：“haishipopodongshi，yaojiehunlejiubajialidefangzisongjilegonggong！”
nibuxiangyaolian，wojiuhenisipolian！
1、
henanpengyouxiangliansannianzhunbeijiehun，wozhengnazheshoujizhunbeigouzhiyixiejiehunyongpindeshihou，yitiaojiazuqundeturanchuxian，suihouzhenggequnlidexinxidingdingxianggebuting。
weilebudaduanwodegouwutiyan，woqiehuandaoweixinzhunbeijiangqunpingbi，keeryidehuaqueyinqilewodezhuyi。
“dajiezhenshiminghao，jiefuzheimeainihaizizheimexiaoshun，jiulianzheiweiguomendexinxifudouzheimexiaoshun。”
“zheidouhaimeijiehunni，jiuxiangzhebafangziguohujijizu，zhenhao！”
Why？
二姨这是在说什么？
woshenmeshihoushuoyaobafangzizhuanjijizule，wozenmebuzhidao。
哦。
jizujiushiwoweihunfuzhiqiandemingzi，houlaidaxuezhihougailemingjiaojunjun，buguojialidezhangbeimendouxihuanjiaotayiqiandemingzi。
buguocishidewoganjuedaoyouxieqiguai，yushibianlianmangwangshangfanliaotianjilu。
zhongyuzaizuidingshangkandaolewopopofadexiaoxi：“@suoyourengaosudajiayigehaoxiaoxi，nannanzhenshidongshi，yaojiehunlejiuyaobafangzisongjijizu。”
“tazhenshiyigehaoxifu！”
kandaozheigexiaoxiwonaodaiyouxiefameng，zheifangzishiwofumuzaiwohunqianweiwomaide，hetamenyijiahaowuguanxi。
zhiqiantahewoweihunfuhewotanlunguozheigeshiqing，keshiyijingbeiwojujuele。
taxianzaihaizenmezizuozhuzhangdeshuowotongyijiangfangzijitamen？
滴滴滴！
qunlidexiaoxibuduanshuaping，xiamiandoushipopojialixiongdijiemeidegezhongfuhe，youxieshizhenxinshiyidegongxidangengduodehaishixianmu。
wohenxianghuiyijuwomeidaying，kezheigequnkeshiweihunfudejiazuqun，zhuyaoshipopojiazheibiandeqinqi。
xianzaidajiadouzaixinyiweizhenle，yaoshiwobutongyizheixierenhuizenmexiangwo？
wotengdeyishengcongchuangshangdanleqilai，kuaibudezoudaopopofangjian，kanzhetaneimanliandeyishensedelian，huoqibuyoudechuanleqilai。
ketabijingshizhangbei，wozhinengyazhehuoqishuodao：“ayi，woshenmeshihoudayingnimenbafangziguohule？”
“zheishiwofumumaijiwodefangzi！”
“zheiyoushenmebukeyide。”
popojianwojinlai，manyouyoudefangxiashoujimanbuzaihudekanzhewo：“nihejizudouyaojiehunle，nidefangzijiushitadefangzi，huangemingzizenmele？”
“erqieniyigenvhaiziyaozheimeduofangziganshenme，nidoujiadaowomenjialailejiushiwomenjiaderen，daoshihounidefangzikendingyeyaoluozaiwomenjiademingxiajinihejizudehaizi。”
“呼！”
wozhangzhangdechulekouqi，qiangrenzhexiangyaodarendechongdong，lenglengdekanzheta：“xianbieshuowohejunjunhaimeilingzheng，jiusuanshilingzhenglezheigefangziyeshiwodehunqiancaichan，zaiwodemingxiahenimenjiameiyourenheguanxi！”
“wokeyibafangzijiwohejunjundehaizi，kewobunengbafangzijinimen！”
“nishuodezheixiehuawobuzantong，nixianzailimabaxiaoxichehuilairanhoujieshiqingchu！”
popotingdaozheihuabiannaqishouji，woyiweishitayaochehuixiaoxi，kemeixiangdaotabainongleyixiashoujituranjingyashuodao：“eiya，wokezhenben。”
“bachehuinongchengshanchulezenmeban？”
wozhidaotashiguyide，yushinaqizijideshoujishuodao：“nibunong，neiwozijilai！”
qianmianwoxiangjitamianzi，bijingwosuanshibangexinxifu，rangtajieshizongbiwoqinzijieshihao。
ketazheimingxianshibuyaowojidejihui，jiranrucineijiubieguaiwobukeqi。
“eiyo，nizheishiganshenme？！”
kanzhewoyaonaqishoujifaxiaoxi，tadunshijile。
lianqunlidexiaoxiyebuhuifule，lianmangguolaiqiangwoshouji：“jiuzheimedianxiaoshinijiuyaoququnlishuo，nizheiyangrangwohaizenmejianren？”
“nibujingwotongyihushuobadao，neijiuyoumeiyoukaolvwodeganshou？！”
“niburangwofakeyi，danniyaozijijiwojieshiqingchu！”
bijingshiweilaidepopo，wohaishituileyibu，rangtazijijieshi。
poxiguanxiyijinghenbuhaole，meibiyaozaiehuaxiaqu。
“好！”
tingdaowodehua，popokanlewohaojiucaizhongyuchusheng。
wobuxiangkandaota，jiantadayingwojiuhuidaofangjiandengdaitadejieshi。
zheishiyizhidouzaishangcuanxiatiaodeeryiyouzaicifasheng：“dajie，zhenshigongxinia！”
“zheiyangdeshiyeshixishi，zanmenshenmeshihoujiazujuju，yesuanshiqingzhuqingzhu？”
zhunpopo：“nannanbuleyile，shuozheigefangzihezanmenjiameiguanxi，dajiayihoubuyaoshuole。”