第一章 重生就大闹寿宴

diyizhangzhongshengjiudanaoshouyan

shangyishiwojiushigedayuanzhong。

pingzheyishouhaochuyi,congxiaofandianqibu,zuochengcanyinliansuo,wodaizhequanjiarenbenxiaokang。

keshizailaopodeyanli,wojiushigemeiyoubenshidezhihuidiandashaodewonangnanren。wozhidaozijibugouyouxiu,keshimeixiangdaotahuihenwo,hendaoxiangwosi。

jiehunsanshinianjinianri,wojitamaileyigedajinzhuozi,huijiaquezhuangpotahejianfushangliangzhuanyicaichan。

wonangyibeizidewozhongyuxiangyicinanren,wodahouyisheng,“lihun!”

tingdaowoyaolihun,laopokouqituranruanxialai,guixiaxiangwodaoqian。

wonianzaisanshinianganqing,yishixinruan,tachenjihongwohexiajialebaicaokudeyinliao。

“zheixienian,kanzhenidelianjiuexin!kuaidiansiletengdifang!”tazhongyumianluzhengning。

baicaokushiwuyaokejiede,zuihoudesantian,worushenzaidiyu。

tamenbawoguanzaiwoshi,fangmenfansuo。

tingdaoernvdeshengyin,wolianmangqiuzhu。

kedenglaideshigengjueqingdehua,“womayeshipobudeyi,nibuyaoguaita。”

woqiqiaoliuxue,changchuandulan,zaishengmingzuihoudeshike,naozhongshanxiandeshizheixienianwodefuchu。

daerzixiaoshihoufashao,shiwozhengyeshouzaichuangbianwuliangjiangwen。xiaonverconghuatishuaixialai,shiwoyiluchuanghongdengsongdaoyiyuan。ererzidudaoboshi,sanshilaisuiderenle,haishishenshoujiudejiqian,jishiwandoubuzhayixiayan......

wozuoleshenme?huochengleyigexiaohua!zheiyibeizibaihuole。

tamenkudengzhewojieshushengming。yishengxuanbusiwangshi,shenzhinengcongtamenlianshangkandaonanyandexiyue。

erwodesiyin,yechengleyiyuzhengfuduzijin。congcitamenxingfudeshenghuozaiyiqi,zaiyebuyongkanjianwozheigeaishiderenle。

erxianzai,wozhongshengle,huidaole1993nian。

“laifu!nizheicaiyouxianle,xiacishaofangyan。”

丈母娘摔了筷子。

woduanzhejintiandezuihouyidaocai,daizhanzaiyuandi,haimeiyoujieshouzhongshengdexianshi。

meicuo,wozaijuewangtongkuzhongbishangleyanjing,meixiangdaozaizhengyanshi,huidaole1993nian。

jintianshilaozhangrende60dashou,qinpengyouhaoyouyiqizhushou,zhaolishizaijiabaijiuxi。wocongzaomangdaowan,dalichuliangdazhuodejiucai。

yinweiwozaishitangshangban,shichushi,suoyizicongwogenwolaopojinmeirenshi,tajiadashixiaoqingdoushiwozhangshao,shunbianhaiyaobashicaiqiantaole。

shangyishiyeshizheiyang,woduanzhezuihouyipancaisongjinlai,jiubeizhuoshangderenshutaoqilai。

zhangmuniangshuocaiyoudianxian,dayizishuotanglibunengfangxiami,xiaojiuzishuopaigubugouchi,xianwoxiaoqi。

beitamendianpingguohou,zhuzhuoshimeiwodeweizhide,wozhinengjidaoxiaohaineizhuochicangengshengfan。

“laifu,nifashenmedai!bacaifangxia,yihuiliangle。”

大姨子不满的说。

womantuntunzoudaozhuzhuoqian,bayupanzifangzaizhengzhong,yutouduizhelaozhangren。

冤有头,债有主。

“zheitangyihoubuyaofangxiamile,youxingwei。”dayiziyibianmenghetang,yibiantiaomaobing。

“jiefu,nitaixiaoqile,paigujiujigen,gousheisaiyafengerde?”xiaojiuzibajigenshunliudepaigudoujiadaozijidewanzhong,yidianyebukeqi。

“niquxiaohaineibianzuozhe!niyebuhejiu。”jinmeijianwozhanzhemeidong,bunaifandicuicudao。

“woxiangtingtingdajiadoushenmeyijian。”

我冷冷道。

dagaishichajuewodeqingxubudui,tamendoutaitoukanxiangwo。

“zadi!zheishibugaoxingle?jisheilianseni?”dajiefu【pa】deyixiabakuaizipaidaozhuoshang。

“chifan!jintianshibadeshengri,bugentayibanjianshi。”dayizizhuaileyixiadajiefudexiuzi,taishoubatadejiubeimanshang。

dajiefushigejiumengzi,piqibaozao,jialimeirenganre。

“shouxianwoshuoyixia,wobujiaolaifu,wojiaofulai。”

zheishiwobieleyibeizidehua,butubukuai。

屋子瞬间安静下来。

henkuaihaizineibianchuanlai【gege】xiaosheng,jiezhesuoyourenhongtangdaxiao,kuaiyaobawudingxianqilaile,tamendouzaichaoxiaowo。

benlaiwojiaozhangfulai,buzhidaoyanlegeshenmedianshiju,limianyouzhigoujiaolaifu,tamenjiuguanwojiaolaifu,zenmekangyiyebuxing,yijiaojiushijishinian。

zhongshenghuilai,diyijianshi,wojiushiyaojizijizhengming。

“zheibuhejiudezenmehaizuile,kuaichifanba。”ershendaoshigelaoyoutiao,bijinghuodeniantouduo,huichayanguanse,ganjuewobuduijing,daleyigeyuanchang。

meixiangdaolaopojinmeibushishijijilewozuihouyiji。

“shenzinibieguanta。zhangfulai,nizheiyubuxinxiana!”

tajiaowodequanming,bingbushiyinweizunzhongwo,ershizaijiwojinggao,rangwozhuyifencun。

“shima?buxinxianjiubiechile。”woyidianmeizaihu。

“nizenmeshuohuani?”dayizidangshijiunumuershi。

woduanqineiwanbeitatiaotibantiandetang,zhijiejiaozaitatangchengjiwodetoufashang,xiamiguashangqu,haitinghaokan。

“a,a!tafenglea!”tajianjiaozhezhanqishen。

woerhuabushuo,shangqianjichuyigekongdang,yitaishou,huala!jiucaisalemandi。

nvrenmenjianjiaoqilai,haizimenshunjiananjing。

“zhangfulai!nijilianbuyaolianshibushi?”jinmeiqidetiaoqilai,dianzhizhewo,qidequanshenluandou。

“neiwohaiyaoxienishangwodezheizhanglian。”woheheyixiao。

“wor!”xiaojiuzihuiguoshenlai,chaoqiyibayizijiuxiangzawo。

keshizheipidadiandexiaowu,nalilundaotafahui,yizipengdaodengpao,【peng】deyisheng,zhale。

又是几声尖叫。

wuziyijinganxialai,zhiyouchufanghailiangzhedeng。

chufangdedengguangbushenmingliang,meigerendeliandouyinzaiheianzhong,xiangshituoqulemianju,mingmingmiemie,gehuaixinshi。

“lihun!zheirizibunengguole!”

金眉一跺脚。

he,shangyishiwojiupatashuozheijuhua。danfanwoyouleyidianfankangdexin,zhiyaotashuoyaolihun,womashangguaiguaihuidaotadeshenbian,pidoubuganfangyige,haiderencuoguixiyiban。

“离!”

这次我就一个字。

“aiya!zhanglaifu,nishibushibaliaojiujitouhele?zenmeshuohuhua?”zhangmuniangjianwozheimeyingqi,dajingxiaoguaidijiaoqilai。

“touhenijialiaojiu?he,nilianzhenda!nijiayaqiandoushiwomaide,nayangbushiwode?woweishenmeyaotou?”

wokandaopangbiandezhuoshanghaiyoupingbaijiumeikaifeng,chaoqilaizazaizhuozishang。

nvrenmenyoushiyizhenjianjiao。

“kanshenme?zheiyeshiwomaide,shiheshiza,shiwodeziyou。”wodingzhedayizidemuguangdenghuiqu,shoulidebanjiejiupinggengxiangxiongqi,yixiangxiaozhangdeta,bazuibishangle。

“xing,mingtianjiuquminzhengju,sheibuqusheishisunzi!”jinmeicongmeijianwozheibanqiangyingguo,yexiabulaitaile。

“yiyanweiding!wodengni!”

woxianbalvmaozizhailezaishuo。

“nixiaozishimeibawofangyanlishibushi?”

dajiefuzhanqishenxiangzhuchigongdao。