yelibadianduo，linjiahuanshengxiaoyuyijiubuduan。
kelemandideguazipi，sanluozaigegejiaoluo。
“yiyi，nihaibuzhidaoba？nichujianeitian，makudekebushizuixiongde，zuixiongdeshineiwei。”lintiexiongkezheguazi，chaozhelintiezhongsuozaideweizhiyonglinulenuzui。
lintiezhongjihushixiayishifeipuguoquqizailintiexiongshenshang，yaoyaqiechidao:“lintiexiong，nitemebiehushuo，womeiku！womeiku！”
zhongfuneiliangbian“womeiku”wanruojiuxiangshizuihousibuchengrendejiaoxiao。
nongdeyiwuzirenhongtangdaxiao。
zouwanlintiexiong，lintiezhongcongtashenshangxialaishi，erduogenliandouhongtoule，zhenggerenxiufendebuxing。
youdianwudizirongdeganjue。
yigeyimibajidedacaohanzidangzhongbeirenjieduan，zhenhenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu，yongbujiantianri。
zhouyuemeiyexiangjixiaoerzizhaohuiyidianmianzi，jiangshoulideguazipirengzaidishang，kaikoushuodao:“zheiyoushade，nibaneitianwanshanghaidiaolejidileizhuzini，wowentashibushixiangguniangxiangkule，tahaizuochuangbiangenwozheizhuangjianqiang，shuoshiyanlijinshazile！tapianguini！”
zheihuayichu，zhongrenyoushiyizhenhongtangdaxiao。
zhishizheici，youhuanlegerenbuxiaole。
tinglezhouyuemeidehua，lintiezhongnankandemiansecaihuanheyixie，zhuanguotoujiuwanglezijideqiushi，kaishixiaohuazijialaotou。
“hahahahahahaba，wohaizhenmeikanchulai，ninyouzheimeganxingni！”lintiezhongbuyaomingdexiaohuatalaozi。
“qunide，chouxiaozidanfeile，gankainilaoziwanxiao！”linguoliangkebuguanzheta，zhijietuodiaoxiejiurenglechuqu。
haozaiduodekuai，meirengzhong。
lintiezhongdeyideniuleliangxia，bufudao:“ba，zheiwomashuode，youbushiwoshuode。”
linguoliangyouqiyouji，zhizhexiedao:“jilaozibaxieshiguolai。”
lintiezhonghuiliuliudequjitalaozijianxie。
lintiexiongjianzhuang，minzhexiaodiaokanleju:“huogai。”
yanchouzheyueliangdoushengdaodangkongle，shijianyebuzaole。
zhouyuemeidalehaqiandao:“shijianbuzaole，dougehuigewulishuiba，mingtiandouhaidezaoqiganhuoni！”
linziyiquanchengdoushikaozaizhouyuemeijianbangshangde，zaojiutingdekunle，yegenzhedalegehaqian。
shougangfangxia，jiubeishenpangdenanrenqianshangle，tingdaotashuo，“zouba，huiwushuijue。”
linziyikunle，naozilihunhundundunde，yishibuqingdedianlediantou，“zouba。”
dajiahuodoushizaozaojiuxishuhaode，linziyichuanzhetuoxie，huidaowuli，shuaidiaotuoxie，zhibenzhechuangjiupaleshangqu。
hetingyangenzaishenhouguanshangwumen，buyanqifandewanyaobangtashiqituoxieyoujibaizheng。
tadeshuizizhenggeyigesizhuachaodidewangbashuizi，busuanxiaodechuang，qiangshibazhanleyiduoban。
hetingyankanzhe，zheshiyouxiekuxiaobude。
tatuodiaoxie，zoushangchuang，dongzuoqingroudebatagongzhubaoqi，jitadiaozhuanleyixiafangxiang，yizhishoujitatuozhenaodai，yizhishouyouqugoubeirushangfangdezhentou。
jitabazhentoufangzaihounaoshaodeweizhi。
xiaoguniangshuimianzhilianghao，zheimezhetengyebujianyouxinglaidejixiang。
wanchengyixiliecaozuo，hetingyanrushizhongfudetuchuyikouzhangqi。
zhengyaoxiaquguandeng，shixiannuodongdeshunjian，luozailexiaoguniangneizhangguofenjingzhiderongyanshang。
furuoningzhi，jiemaonongmiwanwande，bizijiaoxiaolinglong，youhentingba，neizhangrunchunwanruoyingtao，xiaoxiaode，quehenbaomanhenyouren。
tingliuzaitayingtaoxiaokoudeshijianyoudianjiu，erzheiduanshijian，hetingyanmeichuxidezainaohailiguoleyibianyixialiucheng。
要不，浅亲一下？
bubu，hetingyan，nizheiyetaiweisuoleba？nikeshigejunren，bunengzheiyang！
buduia，zheikeshiwomingmeizhengquhuilaidexifuer，zheizongbujiaoweisuoba！
qinbierenxifuerjiaoweisuo，qinzijixifuerzongguibushiba！
dedaolekeyiqindejielun，hetingyanxinlidebugongcaifupingyidian。
quxifuer，yebushinalaidangbaishekandeya！
hekuang，zheixiaoyatouhaoxiangyebingbupaichiziji，tahaizhudongrangzijiqianshou，hairangzijijitawurexiaoshou。
hetingyanyeshidiyicizuozheishi，shuoshihua，meijingyan。
guangyigefushenqinwendedongzuojiudiaozhenglebuxiaqibabian，zongjuedezishiguaiyi，bufangbianxiazui。
suoxing，yibuzuoerbuxiu，xiantieleshangqu。
chuganrouruanshihua，yidianyebuse，haiyouyigunaixiangwei，hetingyantingzheshenzi，buganyazaitashenshang，qinwendedongzuofuduyebugantaida，shengpabatanongxingle。
xiaoguniangdechunsihuhenyouyin，yizhanshangjiushebudesongkaile，hetingyanyeshiqinleyouqin，buqingbuzhongdenianmoleliangjiucailianlianbushedesongkai。
chunbanfenkaishi，haiyouxieshisuizhiwei，yiyouweijindeganjue。
hetingyanpingtangxia，yandideqingyuhuzhiyuchu，hunshenguntangdelihai，fangruowanghuoshanlizouleyitang，liangenerduoyezaifatang。
chenjideyeseli，hainenggoutingjiantaneiqiangjingyoulide“pengpeng”xintiaosheng，tingbuchujiezou，xianranshicuoluanlejiepai。
hetingyanzhizaixinlimazijimeichuxi，haodaiyeshigedananren，yeshijingliguodachangmianderen，jieguozaizaileyigenvrenshenshang。
真没出息！
yucitongshi，shenpanghaibaochizhehanshuimoyangdelinziyijiangquanqudeshouzhiqiaoransongkai，haijibukechadetuchuyikouqilai。
刚刚真是憋死她了！
zheinanrenzhensong，zhiganbeihouwantouxi！
buguo，tazheigesongbaolaogonghaishigemensaoxingde？
xiangdaozheili，tayourenbuzhuchelechechunjiao。
buguo，tadequeshizhenkunle，shuiyilaixi，henkuaibianyoushuileguoqu。
——
diertianyizao，linziyishibeiyuanlidedongjingchaoxingde。
“nimenyoumeizhengju，pingshazhuaren？！”
“jiushia，meizhengjupingshalaijializhuaren？！nimenbunengbarendaizou！”
tarouzhexingzhongshuiyan，qishenwangsizhoukanlekan，yijingliangtangtangle，douyouyangguangtoushejinlaile。
tatingleliangjuwaimiandezhengchaoneirong，lianmangfanshenqilaihuanyifule。
tazuowanxishuwan，jiuhuanshangleyuanxianjiuzaijialideyifu，jintianhuandeshizuotianhuimenchuandeneishenyifu。
yejiuzheishen，tajuedehaitingfuhetadeshenmeide，qitadeyifu，bushisuihuajiushilvsegenlanse，erqieyangshiyedoubusuanhaokan，tashizhenchuanbulai。
拉开门走进院里。
youlianggechuanzhejingfudenanrenzaineilizhanzhe，shenpanghaigenzheyigegoulouzheyaodelaotaitai，yuemozhiyouyimisiwudegaodu。
kanzhenianjibuxiaole，lianshangdoushigougouhehedezhouwen，yanjingyedouaoxianxiaqule，mucedeyouqishiduosui。
erqie，kantadezhanzishiwangzuobianqingxieyanzhong，xianranshigequezi。
zhuyidaozheiyidian，tashixiankanxianghetingyan，meichengxiangtayetongshikanxiangleziji，lianggerenmoqidegoulegouchun，xinzhaobuxuan。
鱼上钩了！
“jingchatongzhi，zheishibuji，xiandaojializuozuo，niyegenwomenshuomingyixiajutiqingkuang，yaobuwomenyijiazidouhaimengzheni！”hetingyanzoushangqian，enzhuleyimingpangjingchadeshou。
pangjingchayoudianzhigaoqiangdekanzheta，“nisheia？yongdezhegennishuo？”
“buhaoyisi，wangleziwojieshaole。”hetingyanshuozhe，jiuzaishenshangdejigekoudaililaihuimo，zhidaomodaoyigexiaobenzicaixiaolexiao，“zhaozhele，re，jingchatongzhi，zheishiwodejunguanzheng，liangweikankan。”
xianrujin，zheijunguanzhengzoudaonaerdouhaoshi。
liangmingjingchajieguofankaikanlekan，zheirenhaishigetuanjiganbu！
liangrenhuduishiyiyan，youbajunguanzhengdihaijita。
zheixia，lianshuohuayuqidaileyixiezhongshigenzunzhong，“junguantongzhi，shizheiyangde，jingrenjubao，shuoshilinguoliangyijiazimaichilehaoziyaodeyouduniuroujiqunzhong，suoyi，teyiguolaidiaochayixia。”
“jianzhishihushuobadao！sheiyaoshiganzheizhongsangliangxindeshi，budehaosi！”linguoliangqidebuxing，zhijiechuozhetiannuma！
yaobushishenziguyinglang，zaojiuqihunguoqule。
“jingchatongzhi，womenjiazuoshengyipingdejiushishicheng，zheizhongshangtianhailideshi，womenjiashijueduibuhuizuode！”lintiexiongqidezhiduojiao，zheishinagewangbagaozixiajubaode？jianzhijiushiyaoduantajiacailu！
yaoshirangtazhidao，dingyaoningdiaotadenaodai！
hetingyanjieguozijidejunguanzheng，xinpingqihedekaikoudao:“jingchatongzhi，nikan，jiranmeiyouzhengju，yiwokan，yemeibiyaogenzhenimenhuijingjule，zanjiujinwulishuo，bashiqingtankailehaohaoshuodaoshuodao，jieshiqingchubujiuxingle！”
aiyuhetingyandemianzi，tamenyebuhaozhijiebofan，dantayouyidianshuodetingdui，tamenshoulimeizhengju。
“jingchatongzhi，shadoubieshuole，zanxianwangjialiqingba。”lintiezhongshigehuilaishide，meijitamenjujuedejihui，zhijiecoushangqian，barenwangwulitouqing。
“wojiushibangmangdailude，yaoshimeishashi，wojiuxianzoule。”zheishi，yipanggoulouzheshenzi，cunzaiganjididelaotaitaikailekou。
liangweijingchahuitoukanletayiyan，pangjingchayuyanyouzhixiangshuodianshenme，quebeiyipangdeshougaojingchajilanzhu，diandiantoushuodao:“xing，neinixianhuiqu，dengwomenxianlejielejieqingkuangzaishuo。”
laotaitaidiandiantou，beizheshou，goulouzheshenzi，zhuanshendechanei，yanmouzaichuixiashishanguoyisihenli。
erzheigebianhua，yebeihetingyanhelinziyijinshouyandi。
jiranlaidoulaile，nalihaiyourangtazoudedaoli？
wanyipaole，xiacikejiuburongyidaizhule。
linziyidongzuolinghuodedangzhulelaotaitaidequlu，kaikoushuodao:“nainai，jiranlaile，neijiubiejizhezoule，yeshangjializuozuo，jialiyouchayouguazi，dengdechuzuizhongjielun，daoshihouyehaobangwomenyijiazichengqingchengqing！”
laotaitaigangxianghuiju，yipangdepangjingchalimamianlubuyue，shangqiandachadao:“laotaitai，ninzheikejiubuduile，renshinijubaode，zenmebawoliangrengzhei，nizijijiuyaozoua？”
“niyaoshizheimegetaidu，woliangkejuezheniyoubaojiajingdexianyi！”
pangjingchazaojiuxiangshengqile，yipangdeshougaojingchayizhilanzhetameirangtashuo。
“yuanlaishinijubaode！haonigesunlaotai，pingshiwomenjiayedainiyebubo，nijiuzheimeduiwomen！nisangliangxinani！”zhouyuemeitingwanpangjingchadehua，dangjihuomaosanzhangqilai！
“ma，ma！biejidong，biejidong！”lintiezhonglianmanglazhujiuyaopuguoquzourendezhouyuemei。
“sunlaotainibudehaosini！womenjiapingshidainizenmeyang？a！nixinlimeidianshu？nixianzaijiwolaizheiyitao！nigemeixinmeifeidezaolaopozi！”linguoliangyeqidehunshenfadou，zhenshijuedezijipingrilidehaoxindouweijilechailangyebao！
“ba，ba，xingle，yaoxiandengjingcha……”lintiexiongyemangbazijialaotouerbaozhu。
“xingle！xingle！doubiechaole！”pangjingchakanzheyuefahunluandechangmianheleliangsheng，yuanzilizheicaianjingxialai！
hetingyanchulaizhuchichangmian，“xianjinwuliliaoba！qing。”
liangweijingchadiandiantou，lvxiandaitoujinqu，qitarenyeluluxuxugenleshangqu。
dengsuoyourenjinwu，lintiezhonghuanshiyiquan，faxianshaolegeren，wendao:“xiaoheni？tarenni？”
linziyiwailexiashenzi，coudaotagenqiandishenghuidao:“tayoudianshichuqule，yihuierjiuhuilaile。”
lintiezhongbumandepiepiezui，yiweixianqi:“zhenshiguanjianshikediaolianzi。”
gangzaiyuanziliqiaozhehetingyanjuedezheirenshuohuabanshihaitingkaopude，zheiyizhayandegongfu，youkaishidiaolianzile！
linziyibuyuedezhuangletayixia，haipiantoudengletayiyan。
tabuxihuanlintiezhongzheimeshuohetingyan。
beizheimeqingqingyizhuang，lintiezhongmanshibuganzhixindekanzhelinziyi，buganxiangxinzijixinkuyangdademeizijingranweileyigenanrenzhuangta！
zeze！zhenshilingrenxinhanna！
“jingchatongzhi，nixiangdiaochashenmenijiuwenshenme，womenjiajueduibuhuiyourenheyinman。”lintiexiongzuozaineili，shuangshoufuzhexigai，taiduduanzheng。
pangjingchaduitazheigetaidubiaoshimanyidedianlediantou。
jiezhe，jiukaishiwendao:“hao，neiwokaishiwen，nimenlaihuida。nimenjiashibushizaiqiantianwanshangyouliangtouniuchihaoziyaosidiaole？”
lintiexiong:“shi，dequeyou。”
pangjingchanaqibijiandanjiluyixia，youjixuwendao:“nei，nimenshibushizuotianbaneiliangtouniuyundaoxiangzhendetuzaichangjimaidiaole？”
lintiexiongdangjiyaotou，taidukending，yanshenjianding:“jingchatongzhi，zheijueduimeiyoudeshi！neiliangtouniuxianzaihaizaiyangzhichanglitangzheni，niyaoshibuxin，xianzaijiukeyigenwoqukankan！”
haojiahuo，yikoumaiduniuroudedaguojiuzheimejikouxialaile，neibushixiangyaotamenlinjiademingma！
neizhongquedeshitamenlinjiashijueduibuhuigande！
tinglelintiexiongdehua，liangweijingchahesunlaotaijieshiyileng，xianranshimeiliaodaohuishizheiyangyigehuida。
erqiekantahuidadeyuqijianding，wanquanjiubuxiangshizaisahuang，huozheshiguyiyinman。
pangjingchajiangshixianzhuanyidaosunlaotaishenshang，kaikouwendao:“sunyanmei，neinilaishuoshuo，niyouqinyankandaotamenbaduniurouyunchucunzima？”
zheihuabasunlaotaiwenmengle，tadangranmeikanjian！
yaoshikanjianle，doubuyongdengjintianbaojing，tazuotianjiuqubaole！
sunlaotaiyandishanguocuoegenjinghuang，youxieqieruodeyaoleyaotou，“meikanjian，danwoshiqinertingbierenshuode，jueduishushi，shitamenyijiazizaisahuang！”
zheishi，xuanguanchudeshenlansebulianzibeirenxiankai，youdapiandeguangmingfengyongerzhi，zhaodezhenggewuziliangtangtangde。
tongshi，menwaihaizhanzhesigenanren。