第1章 竟然变成了北极熊?

di1zhangjingranbianchenglebeijixiong?

diyizhangjingranbianchenglebeijixiong?

7月,夏日炎炎!

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“吼......”

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而且......

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zuizuizhongyaodeshi......

“wuwu......xiongmanidaonaliqulea?”

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“吼......”

chongzheizhiyaziniaohouleyisheng。

“gaga......”

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你流批!

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“buhuichushenmeshiba?”

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rengranshimeiyouxiongmadehenji。

完了啊!

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“吼......”

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“吼......”

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“熊妈回来了!”

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“吼......”

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“轰......”

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“怎么办?”

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“这个不是!”

“zheigeyebushi......”

“苔藓?没用!”

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“xiongma,nikeyaojianchizhua!”

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“吼......”

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“吼......”

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“temede,jiuxiongmajiushijiuzijia,baiyangnandaonixiangesi?”

xinyihen,baiyangjiangkouzhongdecaoyaotuzaipangbianyikuaishitoushang,shenchushetoukaishitianqixiongmadeshangkou。

几分钟后!

qiangrenzheouyidebaiyangzhongyushibaxiongmadeshangkoudasaoganjingle,lianmangyongxiongzhangjiangpangbiandecaoyaonaqilai,xiaoxinyiyidefuzaitashangkoushang。

mangliuyifandebaiyangzhongyuzhangshulekouqi。

可算是搞定了!

erjiuzaizheishi,naohaizhongxiangqileyidaojixiebinglengdeshengyin。

“ding,gongxisuzhuchenggongjihuo‘zuiqiangjinhuaxitong’!”