第6章 人渣,我们结婚吧

‘huoxu,woqingjinyishengdouwufaaishangni。’

zhei,shihanzehaozuotianzhongwushuodehua。

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tabuzhidaohanzehaohetasuoaideneigenvrenweishenmemeiyouzaiyiqi?taxiang,meigerendexintou,qishidouyouyidaoshangba?

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tadezhuangkuang,yutadezhuangkuang,shineiyangdexiangsi。

tabushiyutayiyang,xinlichuaizheyifenganqing,suoyiwufazaiaishangbierenme?

tayouyigeshenaiqueyongyuandouqubuledenvren,erta,youyigeshenaiqueyongyuandoujiabuledenanren。

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takeyinazhejiehunzhengpaidaoneigenvrendelianshang,yangqixiabagaosuta:shiyaojia,shiwobuyaojiangnuochende。suoyi,nibubidanxinwohuiheniqiangta,bijing,wobushini!

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“hao!”dianhuaneiduan,yigezidehuifu,tingbuchuxinu。

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xiawu,zongbubianyourenguolaizhaota,wenqishejifangandeshiqing,zaitazheiliwenleyixieqingkuangyihou,zhijiebaliaozongjianliaohedaiquzongbule。

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anjinglanjiedaodianhua,tingzhedianhualideneirong,zhenggerendoujingdeshadiaole。tazenmeyebuhuixiangdaoshiqingjingranzheimekuai,jingranzheimeshunli。jingranzheimekuaijiudiaochaqingchule。

dianhuaguadiaoyihou,takanzhezhuozishangmimimamadejiyezhi,xiaodeshashade。

zenmeturanyouzhongzijibeixingyunnvshenguanggudeganjueni?

didi。duanxindeshengyin,taditoukanzheshouji,ershiwanjinzhang。haoduoqiana!zheige,caishizhenzhengshuyutaanjinglande,shitalaodongsuode。

turanxinqingmeilaiyoudehaoa!tadadianhuayueleyingziwanshangchidacan。youdadianhuajimama,gaosuta,wanshangyaojiageban,huiwanxiehuiqu。yuqi,doushiqingkuaide,napamamazaidianhualijiuyijingpokoudama,tadechunjiaodouhanzhexiaoyi。turanjuedemamademanmadoumeiyouneimenanyijieshoule。

大排餐,小火锅。

anjinglanyusuyingmianduimianzuozhe,lianggerenwanghuoguolijiacai,meiyici,zheiyangdexiaohuoguozongshirangtamenlianggechidexinqingbeierbang。

“yingzi,wodoumeixiangdaoshiqingjingranzheimeshunlia,caiyitiandeshijian,zongbujiubaxingliaodedaizoule,shuoshihuizhenggejituantongbao,neiershiwandejiangjin,fenfenzhongjiudaowozhangshangle。”anjinglanchunjiaoyangzhexiaorong。

suyingtianjinglangaoxing:“zhenshidakuairenxina!xingliaodezhongyuzaile。duile,zheigeqian,nibuyaofanshayougaosuayi。”

“wozhidaola!wozhunbeizanlaidangcailide!”anjinglanxiangzhe,youxiaozhedao,“duileyingzi,woyaojiehunle!”

“keke……”suyingzhijiebeiqiangzhele,huoguotangdijila,tabeiqiangdemanliantonghong,“ninini,nishuoshenme?ni,niyaojiehunle?hesheia?buhuishijiangnuochenhuilaizhaonileba?”