heisemaibaheshiguoliangpaigaodawutongshuxiadeyinbi,yilukaijinfujiadazhai。
beiheiyelongzhaoxiadefujiabieshu,gengxianzhuangyanweie。
fuhanzhengmaizhezhangtuigangcongwuwaijinlai,yiyankanjianfuzhengyuanzuozaiketingshafashang,limaodedaleshengzhaohu:“ba。”
fuzhengyuancanglaodedashouwozheguaizhanglongtou,lenghengyisheng,“ruguonizhendangwoshiniba,jiuganjinjizijizhaogelaopo,jixiaotangdouzhaogemahuilai!biedengwobiyandeshihou,nilianhunhaimeijie!”
zheixierizi,laoyezicuihundepinlvyuelaiyuegao。
fuhanzhengpingjingcongrongdeyingfuzhe:“ninjiwojieshaodeqianzhaolisungejiaqianjin,wodoumeiyijian,qusheiduiwolaishuodouyiyang,buguoninzhidao,tangdouyidiandoubuxihuanneixieayi。”
laoyeziwozheguaizhangyongliqiaoleqiaodiban,qiji:“fuhanzhengnibuyaoyiweiwokanbuchulai,nishizainatangdoudangjiekou!”
fuhanzhengdanshouchaodou,liansedanmochenzhe:“ba,ruguomeiqitashiqing,woxianshangloukantangdoule。”
“你给我站住!”
laoyeziqishen,wozheguaizhangchenbuduoleguolai,“jiranxiaotangdoubuxihuanneixieayi,neini,jiubatadeqinshengmuqinzhaohuilai!niyiweinizhennenghunongdelewo?niweihundaigesansuihaizisuanzenmehuishi?nixiangrangbierenrenweiwofuzhengyuandesunnv,nifuhanzhengdenvershigeyezhong?!”
“zheigeyuenei,wohuijininzhaogehegedeerxihuilai。”
fuzhengyuanwolewoguaizhanglongtou,lengshengdao:“nizuihaobierangwoshiwang。”
……
fuhanzhengshanglelou,tuikaijulizijiwoshizuijindeertongfang,nuanchengsededengguangxia,yigebainennenzhangxiangkeaijingzhidexiaonaiwazuozaichuangshang,xiaoshoulipengzheyibenhuahuashukanzhe,nanrenyandidebinghanhuakai,yangkaidiandiannuanyihechongni,“tangdou,haimeishui?”
xiaotangdouyitingjianbabadeshengyin,likediukaishoulidehuahuashu,zuanshibabahuaili。
xiaotangdouliezhebaibaidexiaoyachi,wanzhedayannaishengnaiqidewen:“baba,tangdouzaidengni。tangdoudouwutianmeijiandaobabale,babanibuxiangtangdouma?”
fuhanzhengzainverbaibaidexiaoliandanshangqinlexia,wenroudeyashengkaikou:“babadangranxiangni,danshibabayaogongzuozhuanqianyangtangdoua,buranzenmejitangdoumailingshiheniunai?”
xiaojiahuoduzhefennennendexiaozuiba,zhouzhexiaomeitoudao:“tangdoukeyibuchifanfanbuchilingshibuhenainai,babanengbunengduopeipeitangdou,youzhiyuandexiaopenyoudouyoubabahemamapei,keshitangdoudoushiyeyesongshangxue,wobukaixin。”
fuhanzhengbaozhenverzaichuangbianzuoxia,molemoxiaojiahuodexiaonaodai,“tangdoubuchifanfanbuhenainaizenmezhanggaogao,guai,babazhoumodaitangdouqudongwuyuanhaobuhao?”
xiaotangdouwuliuliudedayanmichengliangdaoxiaoxiaodeyueya,xiaoshoubeikaixindelouzhefuhanzhengdebozi,“babanibuxulaipi!”
xiaojiahuodexiaojiaocaizaitadatuishang,bengbengtiaotiaode,shenchuxiaoshougentayueding,“lagoushangdiaoyibainianbubian!”
fuhanzhengshixiaozhe,zhangzhiyunverroudududexiaoduanshougoushang,“hao,babafanhuishixiaogou。”
xiaojiahuodeshuiyicengdaogeboshangmian,xiaoshoubeishangluchuyikuaixianyandehongseyuhen,fuhanzhengmeixinyining,wozhunverdexiaoshouwen:“sheiqifutangdoule?”
shuodaozheige,xiaojiahuofendududexiaozuiyibian,zuozaifuhanzhenghuaili,bugaoxingdedao:“meitiandoushiyeyesongtangdouquyouzhiyuan,xiaopenyoudoumeijianguotangdoudebabamama,xiaohongshuotangdoupianren,tangdougenbenjiumeiyoubabamama!”
fuhanzhengmeitouweisong,“suoyi,tangdougenxiaohongdajiale?”
xiaojiahuowangtahuailicengleceng,menmendewen:“baba,mamazhendezaihuoxingshangma?tangdoushenmeshihoucaikeyiquzhaomamaya?”
babashuo,huoxingtaitangtang,taxianzaihaitaixiao,dengtazhangdajiukeyiquhuoxingzhaomamale,keshitayaozhangduodaduogaocaikeyishanghuoxingya?
fuhanzhengheimouweishen,“tangdouzhendehenxiangyaomama?”
xiaotangdourenzhendediandiantou,xiaoshengyinzhinendedao:“jintianlaoshirangwomenhuababamama,wozhihualebaba,beilaoshipipingle,baba,niquhuoxingjiemamahuijiahaobuhao?”
fuhanzhengqiaozhenvershuiluludeyan,molebanshang,naohailimominghuaguomuweilandeshuangyan,tacaifaxian,neigedashantadenvren,genxiaotangdoudeyanjingjingranyoujifenxiangsi。
fuhanzhengyixiangtengnver,taishoukanleyanshijian,jiangxiaotangdoubaodaochuangshanggaishangbeizi,yashengwenroudao:“buzaole,kuaishuijuejueba,mingzaobabasongniqushangxue。”
xiaotangdouruanruandexiaoshouzhuazhutadedashou,“baba,tangdoujiudangnidayinghuiquhuoxingjiemamahuilailee!”
fuhanzhengfushen,zainverbaibaidexiaoetoushangqingwenlexia,“wanan,tangdou。”
xiaotangdouchaotatianxiaozhezhazhadayan,“babayeanan~”
……
fuhanzhengzouchuertongfang,jizhulixukunbochuyitongdianhua。
“chayixiasannianqiandaiyundeneigenvren,daodishishei。”
neitoudexukunweiweiyizheng,sannianqian,weilebimianmafan,baomicuoshizuodexiangdanghao,kerujin,bosszenmehuixiangzhudongzhaoneigenvrenle?
“haodeboss,wolikejiuqucha。”