第006章:去火星接妈妈

heisemaibaheshiguoliangpaigaodawutongshuxiadeyinbi,yilukaijinfujiadazhai。

beiheiyelongzhaoxiadefujiabieshu,gengxianzhuangyanweie。

fuhanzhengmaizhezhangtuigangcongwuwaijinlai,yiyankanjianfuzhengyuanzuozaiketingshafashang,limaodedaleshengzhaohu:“ba。”

fuzhengyuancanglaodedashouwozheguaizhanglongtou,lenghengyisheng,“ruguonizhendangwoshiniba,jiuganjinjizijizhaogelaopo,jixiaotangdouzhaogemahuilai!biedengwobiyandeshihou,nilianhunhaimeijie!”

zheixierizi,laoyezicuihundepinlvyuelaiyuegao。

fuhanzhengpingjingcongrongdeyingfuzhe:“ninjiwojieshaodeqianzhaolisungejiaqianjin,wodoumeiyijian,qusheiduiwolaishuodouyiyang,buguoninzhidao,tangdouyidiandoubuxihuanneixieayi。”

laoyeziwozheguaizhangyongliqiaoleqiaodiban,qiji:“fuhanzhengnibuyaoyiweiwokanbuchulai,nishizainatangdoudangjiekou!”

fuhanzhengdanshouchaodou,liansedanmochenzhe:“ba,ruguomeiqitashiqing,woxianshangloukantangdoule。”

“你给我站住!”

laoyeziqishen,wozheguaizhangchenbuduoleguolai,“jiranxiaotangdoubuxihuanneixieayi,neini,jiubatadeqinshengmuqinzhaohuilai!niyiweinizhennenghunongdelewo?niweihundaigesansuihaizisuanzenmehuishi?nixiangrangbierenrenweiwofuzhengyuandesunnv,nifuhanzhengdenvershigeyezhong?!”

“zheigeyuenei,wohuijininzhaogehegedeerxihuilai。”

fuzhengyuanwolewoguaizhanglongtou,lengshengdao:“nizuihaobierangwoshiwang。”

……

fuhanzhengshanglelou,tuikaijulizijiwoshizuijindeertongfang,nuanchengsededengguangxia,yigebainennenzhangxiangkeaijingzhidexiaonaiwazuozaichuangshang,xiaoshoulipengzheyibenhuahuashukanzhe,nanrenyandidebinghanhuakai,yangkaidiandiannuanyihechongni,“tangdou,haimeishui?”

xiaotangdouyitingjianbabadeshengyin,likediukaishoulidehuahuashu,zuanshibabahuaili。

xiaotangdouliezhebaibaidexiaoyachi,wanzhedayannaishengnaiqidewen:“baba,tangdouzaidengni。tangdoudouwutianmeijiandaobabale,babanibuxiangtangdouma?”

fuhanzhengzainverbaibaidexiaoliandanshangqinlexia,wenroudeyashengkaikou:“babadangranxiangni,danshibabayaogongzuozhuanqianyangtangdoua,buranzenmejitangdoumailingshiheniunai?”

xiaojiahuoduzhefennennendexiaozuiba,zhouzhexiaomeitoudao:“tangdoukeyibuchifanfanbuchilingshibuhenainai,babanengbunengduopeipeitangdou,youzhiyuandexiaopenyoudouyoubabahemamapei,keshitangdoudoushiyeyesongshangxue,wobukaixin。”

fuhanzhengbaozhenverzaichuangbianzuoxia,molemoxiaojiahuodexiaonaodai,“tangdoubuchifanfanbuhenainaizenmezhanggaogao,guai,babazhoumodaitangdouqudongwuyuanhaobuhao?”

xiaotangdouwuliuliudedayanmichengliangdaoxiaoxiaodeyueya,xiaoshoubeikaixindelouzhefuhanzhengdebozi,“babanibuxulaipi!”

xiaojiahuodexiaojiaocaizaitadatuishang,bengbengtiaotiaode,shenchuxiaoshougentayueding,“lagoushangdiaoyibainianbubian!”

fuhanzhengshixiaozhe,zhangzhiyunverroudududexiaoduanshougoushang,“hao,babafanhuishixiaogou。”

xiaojiahuodeshuiyicengdaogeboshangmian,xiaoshoubeishangluchuyikuaixianyandehongseyuhen,fuhanzhengmeixinyining,wozhunverdexiaoshouwen:“sheiqifutangdoule?”

shuodaozheige,xiaojiahuofendududexiaozuiyibian,zuozaifuhanzhenghuaili,bugaoxingdedao:“meitiandoushiyeyesongtangdouquyouzhiyuan,xiaopenyoudoumeijianguotangdoudebabamama,xiaohongshuotangdoupianren,tangdougenbenjiumeiyoubabamama!”

fuhanzhengmeitouweisong,“suoyi,tangdougenxiaohongdajiale?”

xiaojiahuowangtahuailicengleceng,menmendewen:“baba,mamazhendezaihuoxingshangma?tangdoushenmeshihoucaikeyiquzhaomamaya?”

babashuo,huoxingtaitangtang,taxianzaihaitaixiao,dengtazhangdajiukeyiquhuoxingzhaomamale,keshitayaozhangduodaduogaocaikeyishanghuoxingya?

fuhanzhengheimouweishen,“tangdouzhendehenxiangyaomama?”

xiaotangdourenzhendediandiantou,xiaoshengyinzhinendedao:“jintianlaoshirangwomenhuababamama,wozhihualebaba,beilaoshipipingle,baba,niquhuoxingjiemamahuijiahaobuhao?”

fuhanzhengqiaozhenvershuiluludeyan,molebanshang,naohailimominghuaguomuweilandeshuangyan,tacaifaxian,neigedashantadenvren,genxiaotangdoudeyanjingjingranyoujifenxiangsi。

fuhanzhengyixiangtengnver,taishoukanleyanshijian,jiangxiaotangdoubaodaochuangshanggaishangbeizi,yashengwenroudao:“buzaole,kuaishuijuejueba,mingzaobabasongniqushangxue。”

xiaotangdouruanruandexiaoshouzhuazhutadedashou,“baba,tangdoujiudangnidayinghuiquhuoxingjiemamahuilailee!”

fuhanzhengfushen,zainverbaibaidexiaoetoushangqingwenlexia,“wanan,tangdou。”

xiaotangdouchaotatianxiaozhezhazhadayan,“babayeanan~”

……

fuhanzhengzouchuertongfang,jizhulixukunbochuyitongdianhua。

“chayixiasannianqiandaiyundeneigenvren,daodishishei。”

neitoudexukunweiweiyizheng,sannianqian,weilebimianmafan,baomicuoshizuodexiangdanghao,kerujin,bosszenmehuixiangzhudongzhaoneigenvrenle?

“haodeboss,wolikejiuqucha。”