第5章 谁说我要离婚了?

buguoguimixianranbingbudasuanjixugenyuqiaoqiaoshuoshudianlaobandeshiqingle。

shishihougaibayuqiaoqiaodelaogonglachulailiuliule。

“duile,shuodaojiehun,qiaoqiaoa,”guimiyouzhuanleyuqi,yifushangliangguhuodekouwen,shoudazaiyuqiaoqiaodejianbangshang,shengyinhenqingdishuodao:“nishenmeshihoubanilaogonglachulairangwojianyijian?”

余悄悄:“……”

yuqiaoqiaobaguimifangzaitajianbangshangdeshoujituikai,xianqidao:“ninandelaiyitangnibuzhaowo,nizhaowolaogongshiba?”

“nizheihuashuode,shuodexiangwojuxinpoceyiyang。woyouweihunfule,wozhaonilaogongganshenme?”

“woshishuo,wozheinandelaiyitang,nimenliangfuqibuqingwochiyidunfan?nimenhaodaiyejiehunbannianleba。biegaosuwoliandunfandoubunengqing……”

tingdaozheilishengyinjiuyoudianbianxiaole,houmiandehualuchaojiutingbuqingle。

luchaocikedexinsiyouyidianluan。

摸摸自己的脸。

脸是烫的。

houmiandehuayuqiaoqiaohuizenmehuifuni?

yaoshiyuqiaoqiaotichulaixiangrangtapeizhequqingtaguimichifandehua,luchaojuedezijiyinggaiyeshihuitongyide。

dangranbushiyinweitaguimi,ershiweileyuqiaoqiao。

duifangdoutichulaile,tayaoshibuqudehua,huibuhuirangyuqiaoqiaozaiguimimianqiandiulemianzi?

erqie,luchaoshizaihenxian。

buguoluchaohaishiyouyidianxiaojinzhang。

tajiumeihebiedenvhaiziyiqichiguofan,zheigenvhaizidangranyebaokuoyuqiaoqiao。

neiruguoyiqichidehua,tayaobuyaojiyuqiaoqiaojiacaini?

离了书店很远之后。

guimiganjueyuqiaoqiaohaishiyifuhunbushoushedeyangzi。

yuqiaoqiaoshoushangnaleyibeinaicha,doumeizenmehe,heleyikouzhihoujiufangzaileshoushangmeidong。

吸管上有口红印。

dangranyuqiaoqiaobingfeishizhendehunbushoushe。

tazaisikaohuiquzhihouyinggaizenmejianluchao。

ganggangluchaokantadeneigeyanshen,taganjuetaderenshetale。

tajiushuobugaijinneijiashudiande。

gaisidebadaozongcai,gaisideqingshixiefei,tahuiqujiushaletamen。

yuqiaoqiaoxinzhongxiangzhe,yibiananzishengmenqi,ranhouturantaishouhenhenheleyikounaicha。

guimijianyuqiaoqiaoyizhibushuohua,yushirenbuzhutaishouqiaoleyuqiaoqiaodetou,“xiangshenmeni?yuqiaoqiaowogaosuni,nibiexiangnanren。”

yuqiaoqiaobaozhetoukusangzhelian,“nixiacidawodeshihouqingdian。”

guiminiturancoujinlekanyuqiaoqiao。

yuqiaoqiaowanghouyiyang,baguimidelianjituikai,“ganma?wokeshiyoufuzhifu,nibieliwotaijin,zhaoniweihunfuqu!”

guimihaoxiangkanchuleshenme,zhanzhileshenti,shuangshouchuaizhekanzheyuqiaoqiaogantandao:“yuqiaoqiao,nigaibuhuizhenjishangneigeshudianlaobanleba?”

“jiujianyimianyejiuaishangle?buyinggaiayuqiaoqiao。wojidenibushihaiwangshuxingdea。”

余悄悄:“……”

越说越离谱了。

yuqiaoqiaobuxianglita,yushibianbaxinsifangzailenaichashangmian。

大热的天。

冰奶茶。

zaibuhedengyihuinaichawenlejiubuhaohele。

guimihaizaifenxi:“budui。nishizhuzaizheibiande。shuobuzhunnimenzaojiuantonglekuanqu。burantaweishenmeyijianmianjiusongnishule,haonigeyuqiaoqiao,niduideqinilaogongma?”

guimiyidiandoubupabahuashuozhongle。

xiangyuqiaoqiaozheiyangmeiliangxinderen,jiuzhiyoubahuazhongyidiancainengbayuqiaoqiaojimaxing。

yuqiaoqiaoaijijumasuanshenme?

tajialihaiyouyigekeliandelaogongni。

余悄悄觉得无语。

tayoudianxiangzhidaoguimidenaoguazilishizenmexiangde。

shishuo,jiushiyizhongjiashe,youmeiyoukenengneigeshudiandelaobanjiushiyuqiaoqiaodelaogongni?

raneryuqiaoqiaodechenmoquebeiguimilianxiangchenglemoren。

不会吧?

真看上了?

“renzhendehaishiwanwan?”guimiyansuleyuqi,renzhenwendao。

“wanwandejiusuanle。”guimipailepaiyuqiaoqiaodejianbang,“wojianyinibiedangzhanv,nishuonidangzhanvnengyoushenmehaochu?”

“neixieweileqiandenvrenwonenglijieyier,danshiniyoubuqueqian。”

“wannongbierenganqingmeibiyao。niyaoshizhenqueqianle,nigenwoshuoa。woyouqian。”

“wannongbierendeganqing,shiyaozaobaoyingde。”

yuqiaoqiaobashoushangdehewandenaichajiaojiguimi,ranpailepaiguimidejianbang,yifujiaotuodashidebiaoqing,“haobayouqianren。niquneibianjiwozaimaiyibeinaicha。maiwanlewohuiqugenwolaogongshangliangyixia,chenzhenihaizaideshijianlaiqingnichifan。”

guimijianyuqiaoqiaoguyizhuanyihuati,yushiyouyiyangmeiwendao,“nishirenzhende?nizhenxihuanta?yuqiaoqiao,zheikebuxiangnidefengge。”

“renzhenshenmerenzhen?”yuqiaoqiaoxiayishifouren,“youshenmehaorenzhende。”

她家闺蜜脑子不对。

yuqiaoqiaojuedetaheluchaozhijianbingmeiyoushenmeganqingqianche,suoyigenbenjiubucunzaishisuibianwanwanhaishirenzhendewenti。

guimiquejuedeyuqiaoqiaodexinsigengjiaguiyile。

gangcaineimejiuyuqiaoqiaodoumeizhengmianhuida,tacaizheimeyiwenyuqiaoqiaojiuhuidale。yushiguimiyouxiayishidibayuqiaoqiaoshuohuadeyuanyinguijiechengleaojiaoxingdeshikoufouren。

很明显的口不对心。

neishiyoubajiujiushirenzhende。

yaoshiyuqiaoqiaozhidaotajiaguimidexiangfa,dagaihuimanlianheixian。

hezhetashuoshenmedoubuxing。

转移话题是心虚。

renzhenhuidashikouxiantizhi……

yuqiaoqiaoyitan,kanshaziyiyangdeyanshen。

“neiwoyaoshigennishuo,jiushishuoyoumeiyoukeneng,gangganghewomeilaiyanqudeantongkuanquderen,jiushiwolaogongni?”

“ya,nilihunyoujiehunle?”

余悄悄:“……”

这什么人?

yuqiaoqiaoshifenwunaidikanzheguimi。

闺蜜一愣。

guoleyihui,guimihaoxiangfanyingleguolai,dazhengzheyanjing,xiayishidifanwendao,“zhende?”

yuqiaoqiao:“yaoburanshijiade。mingtianchifanwoyongdaocaozhagerenkanglaishuoshiwolaogong?”

luchaoheyuqiaoqiaojiehunzheijianshi,yequeshishimeiyoushenmehaomanzherende。

zhiqianyuqiaoqiaobugaosuguimiyebushiguyimanzhe。

ershitameiyouluchaodezhaopian。

jiehunzhengshangsuiranyouzhaopian,danshiyuqiaoqiaoyebuxiangjianyigejiubajiehunzhengshangderenpaiguoqu。

至于明天吃饭的事。

yuqiaoqiaoyidun,“mingtianchifantiedingnimaidan!nihaimawo!shuowoantongkuanqu!”

能不花钱就不花钱。

她穷得很。

guimigailekou,“mingtongkuanquhaoba。nimenliangzhengdaguangmingdimeilaiyanqu。”

余悄悄:“……”

hude,guimiyouyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,suikouwenleyiju,pohaoxiaodao:“neinizhunbeishenmeshihouhenilaogonglihun?”

qiliaoguimidezheijuhuayishuochukou。

yuqiaoqiaofangfobeicaizhongweibayiban,jizhetiaojiaodao,“sheishuowoyaolihunle?”

气急败坏一般。