第二章任务
zongyidiyiqigongyaoqingwuweimingxinghewuweisuren，jinxingweishiyizhoudejiemuluzhi。
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xiachezhihoubianbeishouzouleshouji。
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晦气！
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“chouzhelianjisheikanni？”
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shizaibugaiguaiwo，tatoudingheiqiyingrao，buchuyiribidingdaomei，haishidaodameineizhong，
我可不想沾染晦气。
弹幕：
zhenhuizhaojiekou，womeijicuodehua，miyingentashiyigejingjiren，neiweishenmewomenmiyinbaobeilaidezheimezao？
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tianna，zheishishichuileba！
满口谎言爱蹭姐。
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