第6章 我不入地狱,谁入地狱!

neiyikuaiyisianhongxuejidehenjifanweibingbuda。

shenzhijiuyikehuangdoudedaxiao!

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kebupayiwan,jiupawanyi。

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wanyineibushiwenzisuozhi。

wanyineishishouhaizhebengjianshangqudexueyeni?

这是铁证啊!

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cishibunengzheji,xinjichibuleredoufu!

tapingjingdegenzhequdaolechufangdangzhong。

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chenzhoudiandiantou,suihoudaqudao:“neinizhangdezheimehaokan,shibushiyeshiyinweiyouyangyanmeirongdefangzia?”

gaoyuelikezhuantou,youxiebukesiyideshuodao:

“didi,wojuedenibianle,nizhendebianle!”

chenzhouditoukanlekanziji:“naerbianle?”

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gaoyuejianzhuangdaxiaoleqilai:“haha,lianhongle!didi,nizenmezheimebujindoua!”

“bushidegaoyuejie,wojuedenirenpiaoliang,shencaiyouhao,woxiang……。”

“你想……什么?”

“woxiang……kankantui,keyima?”

gaoyuedunshimudengkoudaileqilai。

lenglehaojimiaozhong,gaoyuecaiyouxiebuganzhixindeyouquerenlebian:“nishuoshenme?nizaishuoyibian?”

“mei,woshenmedoumeishuo!”

chenzhoudiuxiajiuyaozouchuchufang。

tademudeyijingdadaole。

buweibiede,jiuweilejigaoyueliuxiayigeyinxiang。

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tahenxiangwenyiju:“nvren,nizhenduizijideyoushiyidianshudoumeiyouma?”

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shuozhe,chenzhoujixuzhixingzhezijidejihuazouchulechufang。

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chenzhoumeitingdaogaoyuededunongsheng。

huidaoketinghoumeiduojiu,gaoyuejiuyijingjianhaoleyaobingqieduanzhechulelai。

“didi,gaiheyaole。hewanyao,niyaoshijuedekunqianwanbiechengzhe,baozhengninengmeimeideshuizhe。”

chenzhoukanzheyaoyibianshuoyibianqishen:“wozheicaigangshuixingni,wobuxinnizheiyaoyouzheimeshen……。”

“啊!”

chenzhoudehuahaimeishuowan,taqishendetoudingjiuyixiazizhuangzailegaoyueshuangshouduanzhedeyaowanshang。

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haihaotangyaobeigaoyueliangleyihuier。

chenzhouyeshijiandaole,suoyicaizaiquebaowanyideqingkuangxiaqileshen。

“gaoyuejie,nimeishiba?youmeiyoutangdaoa!:

gaoyueyibianpaizheshenshangdetangyao,yibianyuqibingbusuanjidongdeshuo:

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chenzhouganmangnalaizhijin:“ganggangmeizhuyi,yaozaijianjiushile,nimeibeitangdaoba?”

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chenzhoulikejiehua:“neiyaobuquhuantaoyifuba。”

“guanghuanyoushenmeyonga,huanleshenshanghaibushiyouyaowei。”shuozhe,gaoyuewunaidejiezhedao:

“suanle,fanzhengzuofandeshihouchulehan,gancuiquxigezao。”

chenzhouxiaozhediandiantou,zhishichaozhefangjianzouqudegaoyuehuranhuitoudao:

“不许偷看哟!”

chenzhoulengleleng,dangaoyueyiranhuifangnaqiyifujiuwangweishengjianqule。

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“jie,wozaitadexinglixianglifaxianyitiaosiwashangdaiyouxueji。wowufaquedingneikuaixuejilaiziyutaziji,haishiqitaren,yihuozhebiededongxishenshangdexueji,danwojuedekeyichangshitiquyixia。”

“hao,woxianzaijiuhezhuananzudeqianbeishuo,dianhuabuyaogua。”

“yaokuai,tasuiranzaixizao,danwobuquedingshijian,suoyinimenbixuyaozaizuiduandeshijianlitaolunchufangfalai。”

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shijianbuguoyifenzhong,chenyudeshengyinzaicixiangqi:

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chenyuyongzuikuaideyusujiangshulezhuananzujidelianggefangan。

chenzhou:“suoyinimendeyisishishuorangwozijijueding?”

“meiyoushijianle,womenyetongyangmeiyouzugoudeshijianqutaolun,suoyiyiqiejuecequanjiaojini!”

chenzhouzhenggerendoulengzhule。

zheishiduitazhenyouzixina!

kezaizheiduanshunjian,tanengquxiangshenmefangan?

chenzhoumeiyouduoyudeshijianqusikao,gengmeiyouxinsiquhechenyuzhenglun。

danjiuzaizheiyike,tadenaohailituranlingguangyishan:

“jie,zhuananzudeqianbeijidefazidoubuwentuo,wojuedingzhixingwozijidefangan!”

“你什么方案?”

“woburudiyu,sheirudiyu!”