第3章掌掴后妈
zhaoyumeiwuzhelian，bukezhixindekanzhewenshuyao：“ni，nidawo？”
这小**是疯了吗？
marendeshilinweidong，guantazheigehoumashenmeshier？jiuzaizhaoyumeixinzhongqiexi，yiweizheixiawenshuyaodahouniangdeemingchuanchuqu，zhenghaobangtaxuanyangyibohaoxingxiangdeshihou。
meixiangdao，wenshuyaoxianfazhiren，dingzhelinweidongkengqiangyoulidedao：
“nimawolaoyeyiju，wojiushanzhaoyumeiyici。
wolaoyebujinshinideshouyeenshi，gengshijiangwomaliandaizhewenjiasuoyoudecaichanquandoutuofujini。
kenishizenmeduiwomade？womaqushi，nilianyibaitianxiaoqidoubuyuanyishou，lianggeyuebudaojiuqulezheigenvrenjinmen。
wolaoyeduiniyouzhiyuzhien，tixiezhiqing，talaorenjiaqushi，niyuanwobugaijitashouxiao，haiyong‘laodongxi’laichenghuta？
ba，nikankanni，zicongqulezhaoyumeizhihou，doubianchengshenmeyangzile？
zhoujiashikannilinweidongxianzaibiandeguaenboyi，pawoshangliangbuzhengxialiangwai，quhuijiazhihoubuxiaoshungongpo、bujingzhongzhangfu，suoyicaiyouyouyuyubuganlaijieqinde。”
linweidongjieshoubule，beitazhangkongdechunnverdangzhongxiankailetadezhexiubu。
“fangpi！xinzhongguomeiyounatiaofalvyaoqiuzhangfubixujiqizishouxiao！shouxiaoneiyitaoshifengjianzaopo，zaojiubeifeiqile。yumeishiwofumuweiwoxuandeqizi，woruzhuiwenjiayishudanibudao，zaiburangyumeijinmen，wozenmemianduiwodefumu？”
“zheishier，dangchuyeshiwenguonilaoyede，liantadoutongyi，niyoushenmezigejiaoxunwo！”
“wokannijiushijianzhoujiabulairen，lianshangmeimianzi，bazerendoutuizaiwoshenshang。heng，niyaoshinengyoufangfeiyibanyouxiu，zhoushuojintiannengzuochuzheizhongshilai？shizhoujiazhangbeikanbushangni，xianqinishenshangliuzhezibenjiadexue！”
linweidongxianqidekanzhewenshuyao，wanglewenshuyaoshenshangyeyoutayibandexueye。
wenshuyaoyiliankebodechixiaoyisheng。
“linfangfeiyepeihewobi？
zhoushuodougenwoshuole，“linfangfeidedanganshangxiezhecengyongmingjiaozhaofangfei，tagenbenjiumeiyouxingsundedie，shuolinfangfeidaoxianzaidoubuzhidaozijiqindieshishei。
haiyou，zhaoyumeijinmenqigeyuechanxialintianyi，zujinzuliangmeiyouyidianzaochandebingruo。
zhaoyumeizheigedangmadebuganbujing，tadelianggehaiziyehaobudaonaqu。”
zhaoyumeicanbaizheyizhanglian，yandidehenyigencuileduside。chaoqiyipangdeliangyizhugan，chaozhewenshuyaodaguoqu：“xiashuobadao，wodasinigexiao**。”
wenshuyaokebushiruanshizi，biekanyuanshenzhangdejiaojiaoruoruode，takeshixuanchuanduideguganfenzi。nengchangnengtiaohainengfangentou，shentilinghuodebuxing。
tawozhuliangyiganlingyiduan，shouwanshilegeqiaojinger，qingsongdebaliangyiganduoleguolai。
shoushanggongfushidehao，zuipiziyemeiluohou，jixuchongzhelinweidongfengkuangshuchu。
“wokebuyiyang，lunnengli，shangxueshiwodechengjibizhoushuohelinfangfeidouyaohao。shangbanhou，shilizuzhidewenyibisai，wonianniannadiyi，tizanmenchanglizhengguang！
lunxiangmao，wofubaimaomeidazhangtui，shijungongchanggongrendechanghua。
lunjiashi，wolaoye、womadoushigongchengshi，shizanmenchanglidexianjingongzuozhe。
chuleqindiehouma，wopinbuguozhoushuo。qitarenhefangmian，woshuobizhoushuoqiangsanfen，doushijitalianle。
nigaoqingchu，wocaishinideqinshengguinv，zaizheigeshihougenzhewairenyiqibiandiwo。nishiyanglebierenhaizitaijiu，banaoziyangfeilema？”
xingkuiwenshuyaoyuanshendesheding，shigexiaozhangbahudeda**，piqishanglaileliandanweilingdaoyezhaomabuwu。napawenlaoyezidouqushile，wenshuyaoweiyidekaoshandoumeile，tadepiqiyijiubugai。
youqianzhaoshuzhongduizhaozudesheding，yuanshenzhiyaoduishangnvzhulinfangfei，jiugenbeixialeguside，genbenkongzhibuzhuqingxu。
erlinfangfeini，gentaneigemazhaoyumeiyiyang，yongyuandoushiyifuwoshouleweiqu，wobushuodanshiwomomochuilei。
linfangfeiyuezheiyang，yuezuoshileyuanshenwenshuyaoshigepiqiyinqingbuding、xihuanzhangshiqirendepinxing。
ranhoulinweidongjiugengtengailinfangfei，juedewenshuyaoshiebushe。
jiuxiangxianzai，linweidongqidemiansetieqing，xiongtangqifu，butingdichuanzhecuqi：“ninv，wojintianbudasini，wolinweidongjiubaihuo！”
shuozhelinweidongyibaduoguohaiwozaiwenshuyaoshoulideliangyigan，lunqiganziwangtashenshanghenhendichouleyixia。
“啊~”
zheiyiganzichoudewenshuyaobangeshenzidoumale，tengdeyanjingdouhongle。tazhuanshenwangwaipao，bianpaobianhan。
“杀人啦！
救命啊！
linweidongyinweizhoujiahuihun，yaoshawochuqila！”