第5章捉奸
婚礼现场乱成一锅粥
linweidongtieqingzhelianzaiyuandizhuanquan，etouqingjinzhitiao——tahaodaishigechejianzhuren，nverdaxizhiribeidangzhongtuihun，zheilianwangnage？
suiranduifangshifuchangzhanggongzi，danzheimeduorenkanzhe，tayaoshirensong，yihouhaizenmezaichanglihun？
zhoudamingneibiangengshijiaotoulane。
litanglijimanleedeqianxiongtiehoubeidebinke，zheiniantousheijiachixibushiquanjiarenchudong？haoxierenzuowanjiukongzheduzi，jiudengzhejintianzheidunyoushui。
说好的吉时早过了！
ejiyandexiaohaiyijingkaishihaotaodaku，yaobushigujifuchangzhangdemianzi，pashizaojiuxianzhuozile。
“doujiwoquzhao！”zhoudamingbaotiaorulei，“jiushibachangqufangedichaotian，yeyaobaneigenizijiwojiuhuilai！”
zhoudamingqianjiaozairenqianbiaoxiandefennu，houmianjiugenlinweidongdishengshanglianglebantian。
henkuaidachengmoqi——zheijianchoushi，derangwenshuyaobeiguo！
tashizibenjiada**，bahurenxingrenjinjiezhi，zhiyaoshuota“qipaoweihunfu”，wairendingduomataliangju，fanerhuitongqingzhoushuo。
shihou，zhoudaming“toutaobaoli”，balinweidongcongdonglichejiandiaoqushengchanbuzongjianbangongshi，zhijieshengdaozongjianbanzhuren！
zaiwangshangliangji，jiushifuchangzhang！
zheibuchang，jianzhisongdaolelinweidongxinjianshang。
“nibazhoushuopengyoudedizhishuochulai，woqinziquzhao！”linweidongyaoyaqiechi，nudengwenshuyao。
wenshuyaobieguolian，dandandao：“wobuzhidao。”
“shibushinibazhoushuoqipaole？！”linweidongbaotiaorulei，yanjingdengdegentonglingside，“haohaodeniretaganshenme？！”
wenshuyaotiaomei：“womeireta，woyebuzhidaotaweishenmebulaijiehun。”
“nihaizuiying？！”linweidongtaishoujiuyaoda。
wenshuyaoxunsuhoutui，lengxiaodao：“douzheishihoule，nihaixiangbashipenziwangzijinvershenshangkou？nibupachanglirenxiaohuanishigesuotouwugui？！nidanfanyoudiannanrengaiyoudeguqi，jiugaibazhoujiadeximianzale！”
linweidongqidelianhongbozicu。
zhoufuchangzhangjiadeximian，tanengza？！
zalezhihou，tahaizenmediaojinzongjianban？！
“renjiazhoushuohaoduanduandeweishabujieqin，takeshifuchangzhangdegongzi，yanfabudeyanjiuyuan，tahuibuzhidaoqingzhongma？kendingshinizheigesiyatouganleshenmeshier，bazhoushuoqideduoqilaile。”
linweidongqidedabazhanghenhendishuailexialai，jintianzheigeguo，wenshuyaobeiyedebei，bubeiyedebei。
linweidongbashipenziwangzijiashenshangkouzheizhongxingwei，zaizhichangshanghenchangjian。wenshuyaocaidaoyidingshizhoudamingxunuolelinweidongshenmehaochu，dasuanwangsilizaojianzijideqinguinv。
wenshuyaoyibianduo，yibianhan：“shinimenshuojiehunqiansantianliangkouzibunengjianmiande，wodoumeijianguota，wonazhidaotachoudenamenzifeng。
shuobudingtaluanchidongxi，rangrenjiyaosile。
yeshuobudingshitazuofengbuzheng，genyenvrensibenle。
nandaozheidoushiwodecuo？”
linweidongqideyaosi，siyatouzenmegandangzhezhoushuobamademianzuzhoutaside？
linweidongkanzhezhoudamingtieqingdelian，xinxudebuxing，henbudelikedasiwenshuyaobiaozhongxin。danshiwenshuyaohuabuliudexiangtiaoniqiu，zuanlaizuanqudabuzhe。
zhaoyumeibudongshengse，hurandangzailewenshuyaogenqian，zhuazhutadexiuzidangzhutadequlu。
linweidongxinzhongkuangxi，yalebantiandenuqixiangshihuoshanpenfayiyang，henhendiyibazhangdaguoqu。
wenshuyaozaizhaoyumeilazhuzijideshihou，jiuyishidaozheigeniangmenyaolapianjiabaofuziji，xunsuwangdishangyidun！
“啪！”
jiqixiangliangdeyijierguang！
“啊~”
一颗牙齿飞了出去！
linweidongnaoxiuchengnu，taiqijiaojiuchaozhewenshuyaoxinwochuaiqu。wenshuyaoqingqiaodezhuanlegeshen，shunshijiangzhaoyumeituileguoqu。
“呕~”
“哕~”
zhaoyumeibeilinweidongyijiaochuaitule，suandechoudepenleyidi，banbianlianzhongchengmantou，yadiaoleyike，duzizuanxindetong，lianmarendeliqidoumeile。
tazuanjinquantou，yandifanyongzhehenyi......
wenshuyao，nizheige**！
另一边，实验室里。
zhoushuorouzhesuantongdeyao，mimihuhuzhengkaiyan，kanleyanshoubiao。
“下午一点了？！”
jintianshitajiehunderizi！
tagangxiangchongchumen，jiutingjianwaimianyizhenchaonao，guishishenchaditanghuizhangyi，biyanzhuangshui。
几乎在同一秒——
“砰！”
实验室的门被踹开！
“zhoushuo！niguoranzaizhei！”
wenshuyaozhizhetangzaizhangyishangdezhoushuo，lengxiaokanxianglinweidong：
“wojizhoujialiumianzi，nifeishuowozuzhouzhoushuo！nizhengdayanjingkankan......”
“tashibushigenbiedenvrensihunleyizhengwan？！”
linweidonglianseshabai，muguangzaishushuidezhoushuohehedaidebaiziningzhijianlaihuisaoshi。
zhoudamingtieqingzhelianzoujinlai，kanjianerzihaizai‘shui’，qideyibazhangchouguoqu——
“nizi！haibujiwoqilai！”