“xiaojiu！”wuxianhaobukezhixindiaoleyisangzi，“ningchaiyizuomiaobuhuaiyizhuanghun！”
wuxianhaoenzhetadenaodaiburangtakaojin，“fangxinbajie，xiaohaozheibiandegongzuowolaizuo，nizhiyaokaolvnizijijiucheng，nikaixinjiuhao。”
wuqiluganggangtingdaoshoujineibianyinyuedegengyansheng，haimeidengtashuohua，tajiejiubashoujijiguaduanle。
wuxianhaonumuershi，“nizheigepantu！nizenmenengrangwobamalihunni！”
“wojieyaolihunkendingshiyouyuanyinde。”
wuqilumouguangsuchen，tajiejiegongzuoshangleilifengxing，danhenzhenzhongjiating，ruguozhaochengmeiyouzuoduibuqitadeshi，tashibuhuizhudongtilihunde。
danzheishijiusuantawen，wuyangyebuhuigaosutashiqingde。
wuxianhaokanzhetaxiaojiuhuranyinyudebiaoqing，jinzhangdichelechewuqiludeyijiao：“xiaojiunizenmele？”
“meishi。”wuqilupaipaitadenaodai，“zheijitiannixiangenwozhu，darendeshinibuyaocaoxin，wulunnibamashifoulihun，douhuiyourenaini，zhidaoma？”
wuxianhaomengdongdidianlexiatou，beiwuqiluanpaidaogebihuiyishixuexiqule。
tajilizhulidalegeneixiandianhua：“lizhu，chayichazhaochengzuijinzuoleshenme，genshenmerenyouguolaiwang。”
wanshangbadian，wuxianhaoededuzigugujiao：“xiaojiu，zanzenmehaibuhuijiaa？”
taxiaojiuchazhedouzhanzailuodichuangqianwangxiakan：“nijiufuhaimeixiabanni，zairenren，huijiajinizhuhuoguochi。”
“jiufushishenme？”wuxianhaomanlianyihuo。
wuqilurouroutadenaodai：“jiushinixiaojiudenanpengyou，weilainanpengyou。”
basuidewuxianhaodiyiciganjuezijidenaozibugouyong，xiaolianzhouqi：“nanpengyou？xiaojiunishitongxinglianma？”
“ng？”wuqiluhaoxiaodikanzheta，“nihaidongzheigeni？”
wuxianhaocouguoqu：“xiaojiu，laoyezhidaohuizounide。”
“meishi，wokangzou。”wuqiluhunbuzaiyidao，“buguonixiantiwobaomia，wozheihaimeizhuidaoni，biejiwojiaohuangle。”
yidayixiaozhengshuozheni，zhurengongjiwuqilufaletiaoweixin：“xiaowu，wowanhuole，nini？”
jiangjianchuanzhijianjiazheyigendianrandexiangyan，takanzheyeliqilaidebowu，diaojinzuilixileyikou，guolefeicaituchulai。
baiwuhenkuaibeiyefengchuisan。
jintianzaoshangsuanshiliangrenxinzhaobuxuandetoulexiabicideyisi，jiangjianchuanweiwandijujuelewuqilu，tameibanfatangerhuangzhidigenwuqilushuo：“wobuxihuannanren。”
mingmingzhiqianyudaoxiangtashihaodexiaonanhai，tadounenglianbuhongxinbutiaodeshuoyiju：“wobushitongxinglian。”
zenmedaowuqiluzheizuibajiuzhangbukaini？mingmingzheishizuihaodejiejuefangshi。
jiangjianchuanchouchangdiyanxiaquyikouyan，beiqiangdizhike，tasuishoujiangyandinianmierengzailajitongshangdeyandihuishouqili。
dagaishizuijingenxiaowuxiangchutaiduole，buxiangshiquzheigepengyouba。
suoyinengzangzezang，dajiababugaiyoudexinsishouqilai，jiuhaishixiangshiyixiaodegemener。
jintiantajiwuqilufaxiaoxishuo“jintianhuimang，nixianhuijiaba”shi，shiyoudianxiangbikaitade，meixiangdaozheixiaozishuotajintianyejiaban。
就这么巧？
wojiabanniyejiaban，woxiabanniyexiaban？
bierendexiaoxinjizangxinli，zheixiaozidexinjiquanxielianshang，mingbaidexiezhe：“womingpaile，nishangbushanggou？”
jiangjianchuanyonglicaileyijiaodishangdeluoye，degenzheixiaozishuomingbai！
“哥哥好！”
yishengtongyindaduanlejiangjianchuandefufei，takanzhezhanzaiwuqilupangbiangenxiaowuyousanfenxiangsidepiaoliangxiaonanhaijingyaditiaolexiamei，bukezhixindao：“nierzi？”
“……wowaisheng，wuxianhao。”wuqilubeitamengbideyangzikeaidao，paipaiwuxianhaodenaodai，“xiaozi，chabeile，jiaoshushu。”
“zheimeshuai！dangranjiaogegele！”wuxianhaoliezuixiaoxiao，luchuquekoudemenya。
jiangjianchuanduizheixieyouzaiyouzhetianshengdehaogan，taxiaoxiao：“zuibazhentian，danhaishijiaoshushuba，buranxiaowujiuzhanwobianyile。”
“好哒，叔叔~”
wuqilulveweixianqi，zheijiahuozenmehaishigejiazi？zheihaishineigegentaganzhangdexiaopihaima？
wuxianhaobenlaixiangzuofujiashi，danshibeitaxiaojiuqiao**tilexia**，xinbuganqingbuyuandequlehouzuo。
ranhou，jiangjianchuanyequlehouzuo。
wuqilu：“……”duowoshiba？
wuxianhaoyiweizaijiangjianchuanshenbian，“shushu，woxiaojiuhuijiazhuhuoguochi，niyeyiqiba？”
！！
wuqilutouguocheneihoushijingpiexiangwuxianhao，haoxiaozi！meibaitengni！
jiangjianchuanhudetaimoukanxianghoushijing，wuqilulengbudinggentaduishangshixianfangxiangpanchadianmeiwozhu。
“buyongle，shushuyijingchiguowanfanle。”gugu……
“ke。”jiangjianchuangangadiqinglexiasangzi，“wanshangchidebuduo，hehe。”
“shushu！”wuxianhaoqiqiranbaozhutadegebo，“wobamayaolihunlewuwu……”
zheidounagennaera？zheijiarenzenmezuidoubudaibamenerde，jialishisuibianwangwaitongni？
danshizheigentaqubuquchihuoguoyoushenmebiranlianxima？
“shushu——”wuxianhaochezhesangzihaoleyisheng，“nirenxinjujuewozheiyangdexiaokelianerma？”
jiangjianchuankanzheleiyanposuowangzhetadexiaokelian，“haoba，womenyiqichi。”
wuxianhaoliezuixiaoxiao，suishoumolexiayanlei。
daodaxiaoquhou，jiangjianchuanxianqukuaidijuqulekuaidi，shitazaiwangshangjidantamaidemaoliang。
ranhoutayouquchaoshimaileyixieshuanyangrouhemaodu，haijiwuxianhaomailedianlingshi，qurenjiajialichifan，zongbuhaokongshouqu。
tazhanzaiwuqilujiamenkouhaiyouxiehuanghu，mingmingdadingzhuyigenxiaowuhuafenjiexianbaochijuligande，zenmejigexiaoshidegongfujiulaitajiale？
suanle，jilaizhizeanzhi。
tashenshouenxianglemenling，wuqiluchuanzhejiajufudakaimen，jieguotashoulidedongxi：“chuange，bushidougaosunimimalema？”
jiangjianchuanxiaoxiaomeishuohua，chuanshangwuqilujitanachulaidetuoxie，genxiaowujiaoshangneishuangshiyiyangdekuanshi。
danhenmingxian，zheishuangxiemabiwuqiluchuandeneishuangyaoxiaoyima。
suoyitaweishenmeyaomailiangshuangkuanshiyiyangdanmashubuyiyangdetuoxie？bingqieshiwoheshidechima……
wuqiluwenhedichongtaxiao，toufaxiangshigangxiguo，rouruandiluozaieqian，kanqilaiguaiqiaowuhai。
danshijiangjianchuankandaoletalianshangxiedezi：“womingpaile，nishangbushanggou？”
mingmingbaibai，tantandangdang，danjiangjianchuanzhidaoruguozijiwen：“nijiwomaidema？”
wutຊqilukendinghuishuo：“duia，chuangenibushihuilaikandantama？zheiyangfangbian。”
多坦荡，太狗了！
jiangjianchuanditouhuanhaotuoxie，wuqiluzirandijieguotadewaitaoguazaiyijiashang。
goushenghedantahuantuodiguolaicengjiangjianchuandekutui，taxiaozhedunxiashenrouroutaliangdenaodai。
haishixiaomaohao，xiaomaomimeiyouxinyanzi，wuqiluzheigegou……