第三章 倒打一耙的事情不是一回了

disanzhangdaodayipadeshiqingbushiyihuile

zhangshiganggangjinyuanzi,beiledabanbeilouyumibangzi,tazijiyoubanmudi,shitahelinzhangshengdequanbuyizhang。shengxiadeditayouxinwuli,dourangerlangsanlangfenzhezhongle,meiniannaxieliangguolai,yinweizheigeshiqing,guoshiyijingminglianlidebaoyuanguohaoduohuile。yangshidaoshibushuoshenme,danshizhangshizhidao,tadeyijianbubierlangjiadeshao。

linzhangshengzhuzheguaizhangchulewuzi,zhanzaitangwumenkou,fuzhemenkuangzhanzhileshenzi,hanleyisheng:“zumu!”

zhangshiyijiaoganggangtajinzaofang,tingjiantadeshengyinmangzhuanshenchaotazouqu:“zhangsheng,zenmeqilaile?taiyangluoshanle,waimianqifengle,buyaozaishouleliang。”

linzhangshengdiandiantou:“wozhidao,tangtaijiule,toutengdelihai,wojiuzaiwaimianzhanyihuier,yihuierjiuhao。”

zhangshibiziyisuan,mangchelelebandengaizheqiangbianfangxia,fuzhetaguoqu:“zumuzhidaonixiangkankanwaimian,neijiukankanba!”

dangnianlinzhangshengchusheng,youguoludedaoshishangmentaoshuihe,cengshuoguotaminggeyouyi,tazijizheifushenzibuzuyizhichengzheiyangdemingge,youzaoyaozhixiang,huobuguoshibasui。

张氏不信这话。

zheishitadesunzi,huoshengshengdeyitiaominga!

keshimingzhongzhuding,youbudenibuxin。zhangzheimeda,linzhangshengdeshentijiumeiyouhaoguo,nayaodangfanchi,dabufenshijiandoushitangzhe,jiushizheiyuanzilimiantayinianyedaibulejihui,gengbuyaoshuoquwaimianzouzoule。

zhangshibaizhezhitousuanzhe,haiyousangeyue,zhaozhaojiji,linzhangshengyeshibasuile。ruoshizhendenengaoguoqu,jiuranglianggerenyuanfang,buguanzenyang,dafangzongbunengjuelehou。

zhiyulijiadelinzhanggui,yiqubuhui,meiyoubandianyinxun,zhangshiyijingbubaorenhexiwangle。

linzhangshengzuozaibandengshang,zhuzheguaizhangshenzikaozaihoumiandeniqiangshang,shouruoqingjuandelianweiyang,chushendewangzhewaimiandelaohuaishu,mouzilimanshibushe。

huoxu,zheishizijizuihoukanzheisuoyuanzile,yehuoxu,tamingrihainengkanyihui。

yaoweiercongchufanglimianpiaochulai,buduoshi,zhaozhaojiutaileyaowanchulaile。

“zhangshengge,yaoyijinghaole,shaoweiliangyidianjiukeyihele。”

linzhangshengdiantou:“shaoweiliangyidianwozijihe,niqumangba。”

zhaozhaocuicuideyingleyisheng,zheicaiqubeiloulimiantaotuzi,ranhoujiangliangzhimeiyouduanqidetuzidiuzaichaihuoduozibianshangdelongzilitou。

neilimianhaiyoujizhituzi,doushijinrizhaozhaononghuilaide。

huitoutashaoshuiyibianjijitunmaoyibiangenzhangshishangliang:“zumunariqujishang,wochouzhelongziyijingmanle,maidiaoyinggainengdixieyaoqianle。”

zhangshidiantou:“dilimianhaiyouliangrijiunengmangwan,mangwanlewojiuquyitang。”

zhengshuozhehua,guoshikuhanzheconglaohuaishuxiamiandelushangpaoleshanglai,zhuaizheneilibamenjiushiyizhenmenghuang。

“niang,niang,nikeyaoweicaiyuzuozhua!”

heiziwangdeyishengjiuchongguoqu,jibiangezhemen,yijiuhedelinshiyizhentuiruan。

zhangshibashoushangdeyumibangzidiuzailekuangzilitou,qishendaomenkou,chenshengdao:“haoduanduandeniyoufashenmefeng?”

guoshishouzhizhezhaozhao:“niwenwenneigexiao**ganlesha?wokeliandecaiyu——”

zhangshihuitoukanlekantoudoumeiyoutaidezhaozhao,hanletayisheng:“zhaozhao,fuzhangshenghuiwu,”

shuowan,hechilehushidandandeheiziyisheng,zijikailemenchuquwenguoshi:“caiyuzenmele?”

guoshizhiguankuzhemazhaozhao,youyongdeyijuhuadoushuobuchulai。zhangshiqiji,zhinengzhuaizhetayidaochaoluxiamiandeerfangzouqu。

zhaozhaofuzhelinzhangshengxiaoxinyiyidechaowulizou,linzhangshengrenbuzhuwenzhaozhao:“buzhidaoershenzheiyoushinaodenayichu。”

shuoba,kanlezhaozhaoyiyan。

zhaozhaofuzhetajinwu,sihoutashangchuangtangxiacaidao:“wodagaizhidaotaweishenmenaole,lincaiyubeishejiyaole。”

linzhangshengcumei:“zheigejijiehaiyoushe?neizhaozhaonihaishishaoqushanshangleba!”shuoba,youjuedeshiyan,zijinayoudiqishuozheihua,yaobushizhaozhaosantianliangtoudejinshan,zheirizipashizaodouguobuxiaqule。

zhaozhaomeiyouhangsheng,bangtayehaobeizi,ranhouquwaimiannaleyijingwenledeyaojinlaikanzhetahele,ranhoucaidao:“zheigejijiemeiyoushe,shitayunqibuhao。”zuiqianderendouyaofuchudaijiade。

linzhangshenghewanyaozhihouxianglexiangdao:“zhaozhao,yihouyaoshiyourenqifuni,niduozhexie,ruoshiduobuguonijiuzhijiedahuiquba。”

zhaozhaoyanjingyiliang:“zhende?keyidahuiqu?”zidonghulveqianbanjuhua,tazaojiuxiangzourenle,naihezumuzhangshibuxu,zongshuoshiyijiaren,yibixiebuchulianggelinzilai。

linzhangshengshixiao,dianlediantou:“zongguizijibuchikuijiuxing。”tahuozhehubuzhuzhaozhao,zongshirangtashouweiqu,silejiugenghubuletale。yihoutadeyigerenshenghuo,zongguiyaoqiangyingyixiecaihao。

zhengshuozhehua,heizizaiwaimianhuchihuchide,ranhouwangdejiaoleyisheng,yourenlaile。

zhaozhaomangchuwu,quejianyigeqingshoudeshaonianxiaoxixidejinleyuanzi。

“二金哥!”

“昭昭!”

linerjinchongzhezhaozhaodalezhaohu,ranhouqingcheshuludejinlewu。

linerjinjinnianshiliu,bilinzhangshengxiaoyisuiduo,shengdemeiqingmuxiude,yifuguaihaizideyangzi,pianpianxinggeyuzhangxiangnanyuanbeizhe,tiaotuodebudele。zaoliangniantaniangliushijingchangnianzaitahoumianda,depaodabangecunzi,jifeigoutiaode。tadiegenlinzhangshengdedieshitangxiongdi,suanshiyougeleyifang,lianggerendeguanxiquehaodehen,shilinzhangshengzaicunziliweiyidewanban,gesanchawudelaizhaolinzhangsheng,gentashuoyixiewaimiandesuosuishiqing,buguantashuoshenme,linzhangshengdounengtingdejinjinyouwei。

jinwuhanleyishenglinzhangsheng,jiuzilaishudechelebandengzaichuangbianshangzuole,wenlinzhangshengdao:“jinriganjuezenmeyangle?”

linzhangshengdiandiantou:“haoduole,gangcaihaichuquzaiyuanzilimianzoulezou。”

linerjinlianshangdexiaojiugengnongle,zuibadouliedaoergenzishangle。

“neiganqinghao,nengzaiyuanzilimianzoudongle,zaihaohaoyangyang,shuobudingkaichunjiunengquyuanziwaimianzouzoule。”

linzhangshengdiandiantou:“shuodejishi。jialimangwanlema?”

linerjindao:shoudechabuduole,zhong,haidedengjiri。

“neijiuhao,yaoshihaimeiyoumangwannipaolaichuanmen,caihuashenyoudemarenle。”

linerjinxiaoxixidedadao:“mabei,wojiudangtachangshangele。”shuowanyoudao:“ai,wojintianshangshanle,kanjianneigelincaiyuzaishanshangshuailegegouchishi,zaineilikuhanzheyousheyaota。xiaosigerenle,zheidoushenmeshihoule,shedoumaodongle。”

linzhangshengdao:“nikanjianlemeiyouguoqukangejiujing?”

linerjinlianlianbaishou:“kaishenmewanxiao,wojiuyuanyuandekanlekan,naliganguoqu。wanyineichouyatoudaodayipashuoshiwotuideta,wotiaojinfuluojiangdouxibuqing。neiyatoudaodayipadeshiqinggandebushiyihuilianghuile,wandekeliule。”

zhengshuozheni,zhangshideshengyinjiucongwaimianchuanguolai:“zhaozhao,nizaishanshangtuicaiyule?”