第2章 你是真狗

“shen,shenme?”gangzhunbeiqishendeqinjingmanliancuoleng,muguangzaizhanghedeshenshangdalianglelaobantian,caiyouxienanyizhixindezhilezhiziji,“womeitingcuoba?nijingranrangwojinizhuanqian?”

mianduiqinjingdezhiwen,zhanghesonglesongjian,mianshangmanshitanran:“duia,zenmele?youwentima?”

“niyigedananren,dainvshengchulaichifan,haiyaogennvshengaa,nihaishinanrenma?nijiuzheidiangejua?”qinjingmanliandenuqi,“zheiqian,niaizhaosheiyaozhaosheiyaoqu,wozhidingjibule!”

shuozhe,tazhijiezhuaqipangbiandebao,jiuyaolikai。

kouzhonggengshimanmandetucao:“zhenshigexiatounan!nengdayinglaigennixiangqin,suanwodaolebabeizimei!nizheizhongren,zhudingyibeizidouchibulesigecai!”

“给我坐下!”

zhangheturandiheyisheng,zhendeqinjingmianseyibian,shenxingyebuyoudedunlexialai。

zheishihou,zhanghecaizaicikaikoudao:“woyoujigewenti。”

tingdaozhanghedehua,qinjingsuishoujiangbaofangzaiyipang,shenzixianghouyikao,manliandebunaifan:“youhuajiufang!”

zhangheqingxiaoyisheng,huanhuankaikoudao:“zanliangyiqianrenshima?”

“burenshi。”qinjinglengheng。

“jintianchifanzheidifangsheitiaode?”zhanghezaiciwendao。

“wotiaode,zenmele?”qinjingmeitouzhoudegenghenle。

jianzhuang,zhanghezuijiaoweiyang:“neizanliangyihouhainengjianmianma?”

benjiumanlianbunaifandeqinjing,tingdaozhanghedezheifanhuahou,yandigengshichongchizhemanmandechaoxiao:“nijuedekenengma?zhiqianwojiushuolebukeneng,meixiangdaonihaizheimexiatou,rangwotaoqiangenniaa,wodoumeijianguoxiangnizheiyangdechoudiaosi!”

“zheibeizi,wodoubukenengzaigennijianmian!xiangdoubiexiang!”

dedaoqinjingdezheifanhuifu,zhanghezuijiaoyangqidehudugenggaolejifen:“jiranruci,neizanlianggenyikuaipinzhuochifan,youshenmequbie?”

“haiyou,zanliangshixiangqin,shijieshaorenjieshaoniworenshiyixia,bushishuotajinijieshaoyigeyuanzhongguolaijinimaidande。”

“zanliangyiqianburenshi,yihouyebukenengzaijianmian,weixinyeyaoshanle,womenhemoshengrenzhijian,youshenmequbie?”

“napawozhendeqingtiaogouchifan,gouyedexiangwoyaoyaoweibajiaoliangshengni。ernini?”

“chibaohezuzuiyimo,bawokuakuayitongsun。jiezhehairangwojinimaidan,zenme,ninawodangnineibangshaquetiangouma?”

“yaobushiyoujieshaoren,wodouyiweinishifantuoni!”

tingdaozhanghedeyidunshuchu,benjiumanliannankandeqinjing,cishidemianshanggengshiyipianjiangzise,zhenggerenqidehunshenfadou:“hun,hundan!nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema?jiujibaikuaiqian,jiushuowofantuo,nichoudiaosiba!nizhibuzhidao,woyigeyuezhengduoshaoqian?jiushichaqian,nengchanizheilianggeqian?”

“niyigeyuezhengduoshaoqian,genwoyouguanxima?”zhangheduanqibeizihelekoushui,“erqie,jirannibuchaqian,wojiurangnizhuansibaikuaiqian,nizaizheiaoaojiaohuan。zenme,wocainiweibashangle?”

“danfannijintiannengshuojuhaohua,napashijiwofazhanghaorenka,zhishaobiaomianshang,zannengguodequba?woyebukenengzhuantouduinishuozanliangaa。”

“nishuoniyijuhaohuameiyou,fandaoshikukumawoyidun,wojiuxiangwenwenni,doushidiyicizuoren,wopingsharangzhenia?woshixihuanshounve,haishiwonaoziyouwenti?a?”

“ni,ni,ni……”qinjingyanjingdengdelaoda。

jiandaoqinjingqidebantianshuobuchuhua,zhangheyelandegenduifangzaifeihua,zhijiezhanqishenlai,congkoudailitaochujizhangchaopiaopaizaizhuoshang:“zheiliyousibaiyishiwu,wochide,wofule,shengxiade,nizijikanzhebanba!”

“duile,nideweixin,woyeyijinglaheijiashanchule,yihou,biezailianxi!”

shuoba,tazhijiezhuaqiyipangdewaitao,touyebuhuidezhuanshenliqu:“shenmewanyiera,haishuowogongzidi。sibaikuaiqiandoumeiyou,nalaidelian……”

zhidaoguanmensheng“tong”deyishengxiangqi,qinjingcaijianjiandecongzhiqiandezhuangtaizhonghuifuguolai。

zhijiantamiansetieqing,henhendejiangmianqiandewankuaishuaidaodishang:“hundan!xiatounan!nijiwodengzhe,wobanizheishifaqunli,fawangshangqu,woyaorangniqianfusuozhi,wanrensuoma!”

mazhe,taliangyantonghongdetaochuleshouji,dakaimoushu,kaishibianxieleqilai:“jiarenmen,sheidonga……”

yijinglikaidezhanghe,kebuzhidaozijizouhoubaoxiangneifashengdeshiqing。

cishideta,naohailiyijingxiangqileyigeshengyin。

【ding!xuanzesan,wanchengdubaifenzhibai,huodechujishentiqianghua!】

fangfochudianban,zhangheshenshangyizhenzhandou,yigureliuzidantianchansheng,zaitatineixunhuanlehaojiquan。

shentigechuguanjiechuanlaiwanruobaodoubandecuixiang。

zuzuguolebanfenzhong,daidaoshentibianhuajieshuhou,zhanghedelianshangzaoyijingxiaokailehua。

tanenggouqingchudeganshoudao,zijidetineihaosiyouzhewuqiongdeliliang,gefangmiandeshentisuzhi,yedoudedaolejidadejinbu!

wolewoquantou,tahaobuhuaiyi,xianzaideziji,jueduinenggouqingyidedazhiqiandeshigeziji!

jiuzaizhanghexiangzhe,zijishibushiyaoquxuexiequanjiao,laizuogedangshidaxiadeshihou,turanjian,yizhenfengkuangde“wangwangwang”goujiaoshengchuanruletadeerzhong。

bansuizhede,haiyouyigejingkongdehujiusheng:“a!jiuminga!kuaizoukai!”

shunzheshengyinchuanlaidefangxiangkanqu,yitiaoshengaojinyimidedaxingheigou,zhengyibiankuangfei,yibianmengdepuxiangyigeliuzhezhangfa,shenchuanxiuxianyidenianqingnvzi。

xiayishunjian,judadeheigoujiujiangnianqingnvzipudaozaidi,xuependakoumengranzhangkai,luchujianruideliaoya,henhendexiangzhenianqingnvzidehoulongchuyaoqu。

zheiyixiayaoshiyaojieshile,pashinianqingnvzihuimingsangdangchang!

jiuzaizheishi,zhanghedeyanqianchuxiansangexuanxiang。

【xuanzeyi:zaiyipangweidaheigoujiaohaozhuwei,bingpaishipinjiluxiajingcaishunjian。wanchengjiangli:huode“nishizhengou”dechenghao,peidaihou,yihouzaibierenyanzhong,nijiushiyitiaogou。】

【xuanzeer:wushiyanqianyimuzhuanshenzoukai。wanchengjiangli:huodeershitijuanzhi,chongfenduanliannidezuchuanshouyi。】