第5章 大不了还你

buyoude,zhanghedemuguangluodaoleneigeerjicangshang。

yanse、moyang、xinghao,wanquandounenggenzijideduideshang。

gengweizhongyaode,shangmianhaiyouyigeteshudetuan,neizhengshizhanghedingzhixingshu“he”deleikezi!

dunshi,zhanghedemuguanghuanhuandezhuanxiangleduanfanvsheng,yandishanguoyimoyiyang:“zheiweitongxue,maosi,zheigejiushiwodeerjiba?”

tingdaozhanghedehua,duanfanvshenghaosizhalemaoyiban,dunshitiaoleqilai:“sheishuozheishinideerji?shangmianxienimingzile?”

“nidiuledongxi,jiujuedebierendouhuiqunanidedongxima?xianzaidenandahaizhenshixiatou!”

“meizhengjudeshiniyaoshiluanshuo,kebieguaiwowangshangpuguangbukeqi!”

yanjiandeduifangyifuduoduobirendemoyang,zhanghebuyoudeqingxiaoyisheng,zhilezhidishangdeerjicang:“erjicangshangdetuan,shiwozhuanmenrangrenshejide。zixikandehua,huifaxianshixingshude‘he’,erwodemingzi,jiujiaozhanghe。”

“lingwai,womaierjidedingdan,yijijidianjiafasongtuandeliaotianjiludouzai。”

“zenme,tongxuenidemingziliyeyou‘he’,erqie,yexiadanjirenfalezheigetuanma?”

shuozhe,zhanghejiangshoujilidedingdandiaolechulai,minghuanghuangdebaizaileduifangmianqian。

shangyimiaohaiyilian“woyouli”moyangdeduanfanvsheng,tingdaozhanghezheifanhua,youqishizaikandaotanachudedingdan,miansedunshiyibian。

buguo,jibianruci,tayijiuqiangyingdechengzhe,yingzhezuishuodao:“qie!gennideyiyang,jiushuoshinidele?niyouzhengjuma?”

“zheigetuanshiyinweiwosuibianzhaogeturangrenkede,nazhidaonenggennizheigexiatounanpengshang!”

“haiyou,woxianzaiyaozou,niyaoshizailanzhewo,xiaoxinwohanfeilile!”

“daoshihou,quanxiaodouhuizhidaonishigeweisuodexiatounan!”

【ding!songhuoxuanzexitongkaiqixuanze!】

【xuanzeyi:reqingdejiangerjicangsongjiduifang,bingshuozijikancuole,weilebiaoshiqianyi,zijiyuanyijiduifangzaimaigexinde。wanchengjiangli:huode“reqingdeshagou”chenghao,peidaihou,yudaonvxiaotoubeitougailvbaifenzhibai。】

【xuanzeer:biaoshiyinggaishizijibuxiaoxindiaodishangle,duifangbangzijijianqilaide,bingxiangduifangdaoxie。wanchengjiangli:huodeliugehetaoyixiang,duohedian,bubunao。】

kandaozheilianggexuanze,zhanghedeyandidunshishanguoyizhenwunai。

又来狗了!

congkaishidetiangou,daozhengou,zaidaohoulaidegouerzi,yizhidaoxianzaideshagou,zhanghezhendehuaiyi,zheigesonghuoxuanzexitongpabushizhendexiangrangzijibianchenggezhonggouba!

buguohaozai,haiyoudisangexuanze。

dangji,zhanghedemuguangjixuxiangzhexitongjiemiankanqu。

【xuanzesan:bujiduifangliuqingmian,zhijiezhiwenduifangweishenmetounazijideerji,rangduifangdaoqian。wanchengjiangli:ershiwanlongguobi。】

zheicijingranjiqianle,erqiehaishiershiwanlongguobi!

duiyuzhanghelaishuo,napashibuchibuhe,yedezhengliangniana!

meishashuode,bixuxuandisange!yesulaileyedangbuzhu!

dangji,zhanghelenghengyisheng:“ruguowolandeshigexiaotoudehua,xiangxin,daoshihou,quanxiaozhidaode,kongpajiushiwoyubufafenzizuodouzhengleba!”

“ni,nishenmeyisi?”tingdaozheifanhua,duanfanvshengbujinmianseyiyin,“ni,nizheishizaiwumie!woyaogaoniqu!”

“wumie?gaowo?”zhanghemeitouyitiao,“neiyaoburan,chaxiajiankongkankan?woxiang,gangcaiyizhizaigongzuozhedejiankong,yinggaibuhuishuohuangba。”

shuozhe,zhangheshenshouzhilezhitoudingbuyuanchu。

“shen,shenme?jiankong?”duanfanvshengdeyandimanshihairan。

zheishihou,tacaifaxian,neigejiankong,jingranzaiyizhigongzuozhe。

yejiushishuo,gangcaisuofashengdeshiqing,jueduishiwanwanzhengzhengdebeijilulexialaia!

jiandaoduanfanvshengdemiansebianhua,zhanghejiangshoujidiaodaolebohaojiemian:“nizhiqianbushishuowowumieni,yaogaowoma?”

“zhenghao,woyexiangzhaobukuailaichakanyixiajiankong。zheigedianhua,wobangnidale,ruhe?”

tingdaozhanghezheifanhua,zaikantayilianyansudebiaoqing,zhiqianhaiqiangchengzhededuanfanvsheng,xinlifangxiandunshibengkuile。

zhijiantazuiyipie,manliandeweiqu:“nizheirenzenmezheiyang?wobujiushibuxiaoxinnalenideerjima?zhiyuzheimeshanggangshangxianma?”

“genwoyigenvshenghaizheimejijiao,nishibushigenanren?”

“dabule,zheipoerjijinijiushile!gaodegensheixiangyaoside!”

shuozhe,tazhijieyibajiangerjicangtidaolezhanghegenqian,yandijinshigaogaozaishangdebuxie。

jiandaoduanfanvshengdesuozuosuowei,zhanghechadianqixiaole。

mingmingshiduifangtoulezijidedongxi,xianzaifandaoshigaodetaxiangshouhaizhele。

xianzaihaiyifugaogaozaishangdemoyang,zhendeyiwei,zhenggelanxing,douweizhetazhuanma?

napabushiyouxitongdexuanze,zhangheyejuebukenengjiuzheiyangdefangguoduifang。

dangji,zhanghelenghengyisheng:“nijuedeshipoerji,danneishiwodedongxi!”

“anzhaoxingfa,daoqiegongsicaiwujiazhizaiyiqianyuandaosanqianyuan,shuyushuejiaoda,yaopansannianyixiayouqituxing、juyihuoguanzhi!zhenghao,wozheierjigangmaimeiduojiu,jiazhiliangqiankuaiqian!”

“zhiyuniyaobeipanduojiu,dengbukuailaile,dainidaoyamenzouyizaojiuzhidaole!”

“zhei……”duanfanvshengshunjianhuangle,yandimanshijuyi。

jiuzaizheishi,yidaorenyingzouleguolai:“zuoyoubuguojiushigeerji,meibiyaofeideshanggangshangxianba。”

“kanzaiwodemianzishang,zheijianshi,jiusuanleba。”