“ma,wojiushuowokendingnengkaoshangba,nihaibuxin!”
chifandeshihoukuaidishangmen,wodaoxiezhihoupobujidaidichaikai。
wodeyiyangyangditaochulimiandedongxidanshouchazheyao,juzhebeidadeluqutongzhishuzaiwomamianqianhuangdang。
“womenjiabaobeizuizhengqile,zhiqianshuohaole,quanguodefangzinisuibiantiao,500pingyinei,mamamaidan!”
womaxiaomimidikanzhewodeluqutongzhishu,dashouyihui。
wopaodaomamapangbian,louzhutadeyao,kaozaitajianbangshang:“heihei,mamazhenhao。”
我爸也不甘示弱。
“babayeyaojianglini!baoshijie、lanbojini、falali……nisuibiantiao,babafuqian!”
wolehehediyoupaodaobabashenbian:“babayehao!”
sheizhiyipangchifandegegenvpengyoulinfeituranlianseyihei,henhenbawanwangzhuoshangyishuai:“wobutongyi!”
“tayigenvhaizi,jitamaishenmefangzichezia!daoshihoudoubeidaidaotalaogongjialiqu,nimenjiudengzhekuba!”
tameihaoqidibakuaizishuaizaizhuozishang,ehenhendichongzhewobamasaqi。
linfeibushidiyicilaiwomenjiachifan,tahewogegetanlesiniandelianai。
tamenliangdouzaibendidushu,tajiabuzaibendi,lianaiqijiantachangchanglaiwomenjia。
shenzhiyinweizuijinliangjiazaishangliangtamenliangjiehundeshiqing,suoyilinfeilaidecishugengjiapinfan,suoyihewomenyijiaguanxihaisuanshuluo。
danyebuzhiyushuluodaowobamajiwomaifanghaixuyaojingguotadetongyiba!
hekuangtapingshizaiwomenmianqianyizhidoushiwenroukeqin,shanjierenyide。suoyisuiranyouxiechayi,danwohaishilengjingxialainaixinxunwen。
“saozi,zenmele?nishibushizuijinchoubeihunliyalitaidalea?”
tagenwodeguanxiyizhidouhaibucuo,womeicichuqulvyoudouhuidaibushaobanshoulijita,tayejingchangzuoxiehaochidetianpinjiwochi。
tanuqichongchongdichaowofanlegebaiyan。
kandaowobawomadeliansezhujiannankanxialai,caibalianshangdebiyiheshengqishouqilai,huanshangpingshiwenroukeqindemiankong。
“aiya,ba,ma,woyebushineigeyisi。zhiqianbuhaoshuo,xianzaiwomendoushiyijiarenle,woyaohenimenshuoxietaoxinwozidehua。womenjiadeqiankebunengluanyong,zheiwohetianmingmashangjiehun,tazhiqiandayingwodabanhunli,hunliyeshiyibibuxiaodekaixiao,nimenturanjinuannuanmaigefangzi,wopahunliyusuanhuijinzhang。”
womapaipaitadeshou,xiaomimidianwei。
“feifei,nibiedanxin,jinuannuanmaifangmaichedeqianshidangshitazhunbeikaoyandeshihouwohetababajiuzhunbeihaolede,nimenhunliyusuanshilingwaidebufen,buhuiyouchongtude。”
wobayeguanqiedifuhedao:“shia,feifeinifangxinba,nihetianmingdehunlikendingbandeshengdayoupiaoliang!”
linfeihaibusixin:“keshi,tianmingzuijinhaihewoshuogongsiquexianjinliu,zheijibaiwanjiqianwanfangjingongsizhizaoxiaoyiduohao,nayourenhuinazheimeduoqianjinvermaifangmaichede?”
“nimenbaqianjitamaifangmaiche,daoshihoubujiudouchengletalaogongdema?zheiwanquanshipeibenmaimaia!ba,ma,nimenzenmezheimehutua!”
“yaowoshuo,nvhaiziduneimeduoshuyemeishenmeyong,haiburuganjinzhaogehaolaogongjialea!”
tayueshuoyueyoudiqi,yueshuoyuebukeqi。
“ba,ma,nimentiantianjiushichuguodaochulvyou,bulejiexianzaishengyinanzuo!jiangnuanyeshi!chuleshangxueyeshiqudaochulvyou,gongsideshiyizhishitianmingzaicaoxin,suishuogongsiqueshishinimenchuanglide,danzuijindexiaoyidoushitianmingchuangshoude!xiangdangyuxianzaiqishinimenshizaihuatianmingdeqianjijiangnuanmaifangmaiche!”