第1章

“ma,wojiushuowokendingnengkaoshangba,nihaibuxin!”

chifandeshihoukuaidishangmen,wodaoxiezhihoupobujidaidichaikai。

wodeyiyangyangditaochulimiandedongxidanshouchazheyao,juzhebeidadeluqutongzhishuzaiwomamianqianhuangdang。

“womenjiabaobeizuizhengqile,zhiqianshuohaole,quanguodefangzinisuibiantiao,500pingyinei,mamamaidan!”

womaxiaomimidikanzhewodeluqutongzhishu,dashouyihui。

wopaodaomamapangbian,louzhutadeyao,kaozaitajianbangshang:“heihei,mamazhenhao。”

我爸也不甘示弱。

“babayeyaojianglini!baoshijie、lanbojini、falali……nisuibiantiao,babafuqian!”

wolehehediyoupaodaobabashenbian:“babayehao!”

sheizhiyipangchifandegegenvpengyoulinfeituranlianseyihei,henhenbawanwangzhuoshangyishuai:“wobutongyi!”

“tayigenvhaizi,jitamaishenmefangzichezia!daoshihoudoubeidaidaotalaogongjialiqu,nimenjiudengzhekuba!”

tameihaoqidibakuaizishuaizaizhuozishang,ehenhendichongzhewobamasaqi。

linfeibushidiyicilaiwomenjiachifan,tahewogegetanlesiniandelianai。

tamenliangdouzaibendidushu,tajiabuzaibendi,lianaiqijiantachangchanglaiwomenjia。

shenzhiyinweizuijinliangjiazaishangliangtamenliangjiehundeshiqing,suoyilinfeilaidecishugengjiapinfan,suoyihewomenyijiaguanxihaisuanshuluo。

danyebuzhiyushuluodaowobamajiwomaifanghaixuyaojingguotadetongyiba!

hekuangtapingshizaiwomenmianqianyizhidoushiwenroukeqin,shanjierenyide。suoyisuiranyouxiechayi,danwohaishilengjingxialainaixinxunwen。

“saozi,zenmele?nishibushizuijinchoubeihunliyalitaidalea?”

tagenwodeguanxiyizhidouhaibucuo,womeicichuqulvyoudouhuidaibushaobanshoulijita,tayejingchangzuoxiehaochidetianpinjiwochi。

tanuqichongchongdichaowofanlegebaiyan。

kandaowobawomadeliansezhujiannankanxialai,caibalianshangdebiyiheshengqishouqilai,huanshangpingshiwenroukeqindemiankong。

“aiya,ba,ma,woyebushineigeyisi。zhiqianbuhaoshuo,xianzaiwomendoushiyijiarenle,woyaohenimenshuoxietaoxinwozidehua。womenjiadeqiankebunengluanyong,zheiwohetianmingmashangjiehun,tazhiqiandayingwodabanhunli,hunliyeshiyibibuxiaodekaixiao,nimenturanjinuannuanmaigefangzi,wopahunliyusuanhuijinzhang。”

womapaipaitadeshou,xiaomimidianwei。

“feifei,nibiedanxin,jinuannuanmaifangmaichedeqianshidangshitazhunbeikaoyandeshihouwohetababajiuzhunbeihaolede,nimenhunliyusuanshilingwaidebufen,buhuiyouchongtude。”

wobayeguanqiedifuhedao:“shia,feifeinifangxinba,nihetianmingdehunlikendingbandeshengdayoupiaoliang!”

linfeihaibusixin:“keshi,tianmingzuijinhaihewoshuogongsiquexianjinliu,zheijibaiwanjiqianwanfangjingongsizhizaoxiaoyiduohao,nayourenhuinazheimeduoqianjinvermaifangmaichede?”

“nimenbaqianjitamaifangmaiche,daoshihoubujiudouchengletalaogongdema?zheiwanquanshipeibenmaimaia!ba,ma,nimenzenmezheimehutua!”

“yaowoshuo,nvhaiziduneimeduoshuyemeishenmeyong,haiburuganjinzhaogehaolaogongjialea!”

tayueshuoyueyoudiqi,yueshuoyuebukeqi。

“ba,ma,nimentiantianjiushichuguodaochulvyou,bulejiexianzaishengyinanzuo!jiangnuanyeshi!chuleshangxueyeshiqudaochulvyou,gongsideshiyizhishitianmingzaicaoxin,suishuogongsiqueshishinimenchuanglide,danzuijindexiaoyidoushitianmingchuangshoude!xiangdangyuxianzaiqishinimenshizaihuatianmingdeqianjijiangnuanmaifangmaiche!”