第1章 你别太过分

“nigenniniangyiyang,doubushishenmehaoniao!”

“nimawodawodoukeyi,danshinibunengmawoma!”

“he!wojiumalenengzenmeyangle?!nisuangeshenmedongxi,jingrangangenwozheiyangshuohua”

“peng!”diyisheng,yigedashouzhanghenhendipaizailefanzhuoshang,zheishiduyiming5nianyilaizuiyoupoli,yeshizuixiangnanrendeyici。

dangtazheiyizhangpaidaofanzhuodeqianyike,tayemeiyouxiangdaozijijingranhuizheimechongdong,zhishixinlidenuhuoshizaishiannabuzhu,zicongheqizizhaozifeijiehun5nianyilai,duiyuzhangmuniangliyuxiadelengchaorefeng,duyimingkeyishuoshiyizhidoushinilaishunshou,shenzhibeiliyuxiazhizhebizimabushigenanren,tadoubuhuishuoyigebuzi。

danshi,dangcongliyuxiakouzhongtingdaowuruzijimuqindeeduhuadeshihou,duyimingdedixianzhongyubeichongpole。

cike,tademianqian,sanshuangjingedeyanshenqishuashuaditouxiangta。

taitouyangwangzhezhanzaimianqiandeduyiming,liyuxiachayidizhangdalezuiba,tawanwanmeiyouxiangdaozijidezheigewonangfeinvxujingrangangenzijijiaoban,keshichayibingmeiyouchixuhenjiu,talijixianggedanhuangyiyangcongbandengshangtiaoleqilai,zhijiechaoqizhuozishangtangpendebuxiugangtangshaochaozheduyimingdenaoguaziqiaoqu。

“**!”

kandaozheiyimu,yipangdezhaozhaoyugangyanzhuzidengdejianzhiruniuwanyiyang,yinweiruguozijideqizizhendenashaozibanvxujidaledehua,neimehouguoshishenmeyang,tayebuganxiangxiang。suiranpingshiliyuxiabaduyimingmadegouxuelintou,danshimahedabijingshiliangzhongbutongxingzhidexingwei,houguoyebuhuiyiyang。

zaizhaojia,keshinvdishidai,ruguoshuoliyuxiayaowangdong,tazhaoyugangjueduibugantiwangxi。jishiduiyuliyuxiaxiaozhangbahudexinggehenyouyuanyan,keshiyeshiyoukubuganshuo,lundiwei,tazaizheigejializhishibiduyiminghaoyidian。

erlingyibian,zhaozifei,duyimingmingmeizhengqudeqizi,kandaozijidezhangfubeiqinmanabuxiugangtangshaooudadezheiyimuyeshihedezhangdalezui,shenzhilianshoulidekuaizidoudiaodaolezhuozishang。

jiuzailiyuxiashoulidebuxiugangtangshaokuaiyaojiechudaoduyimingnaoguazideshihou,“pa”diyishengcuixiang,suijibianshitangshaodiaoluodaodishangdeshengyin。

funvliangzhuantouwangxiangduyiming,faxiantaanranwuyang,liyuxiashoulidetangshaobingmeiyoudadaota,zhijianduyimingshenchudeyizhishoubeihaitingliuzaikongzhong。

“aiyouwei!fanle,fanle!nizheigewonangfeijingrangandongshoudawo,kuaibaojingbazheige**jiwozhuaqilai!”liyuxiahuranwuzheshouyiliantongkudibiaoqingpaoxiaoqilai。

“wodani?mingmingshininatangshaowangwotoushanglun,wozhishidangleyixia,nijiushuowodani,haijianglima?!”duyimingqishibenbuxiangqujieshi,duiyuliyuxiademanhengwuli,tazaoyijingshiyingbingqiexiguanle,zaitakanlai,guoduodetaojiahaijiazhishilangfeikoushe。

duiyuliyuxiazheizhongbujianglideren,zhinengshixiucaiyudaobing,youlishuobuqing。

“duyimingaduyiming,nichizhaojiade,hezhaojiade,yongzhaojiade,jingranhaidawo,wojintianjueduiraobulenizheigewonangfei!laozhao,kuaiqubawoshoujinaguolai,woxianzaijiubaojingbazheigedarendewonangfeijizhuazou!”liyuxiazhizheyipangyijingbeikanlengledezhaoyugangminglingdao。

beiliyuxiazheimeyihan,zhaoyuganghedeyiduosuo,suiranpingriliduiyuliyuxiayantingjicong,keshiqinzibaojingbanvxujizhuazou,zheizhonghutudeshiqingzhaoyuganghaishiyoulizhide,bijingzijidenverhaizaimianqian,buguanzenyang,tashiduyimingdeqizi,duyimingbeizhuazou,nverlianshangyebuhuihaokan,zaizheshuo,mingmingshiliyuxiazuodeguofen,zijizuishangbushuo,danshiyanzongbuzhiyuxia。

tingdaoliyuxiayaobaojing,duyiminglianshangluchuyisidewunaiyukuxiao,zheishitazuoweishangmennvxuzuiweibeiaideshike,zheizhongjieguozaozaitaruzhuideneiyikejiuyinggaiyuliaodao。

“xiangbaoneinijiubaoba!”duyimingshenqinglengjun,zhijieniutouzhuanshenzouxiangleshenhoudeshafa。

duiyuduyimingwusuoweidetaidu,zhaozifeihuranganjueyanqiandezheigenanrenyouxiemosheng,tahuranbuzaishineigeweiweisuosuo,chenmobuyudewonangfeile,congduyiminglengjundeyanshenzhongtahurangandaoyisidekongju,nandaozhei5nianderenqitunshengdaojintianjiuyaojieshule?

“aiya,nibienaole,zhennaodaojingchaneili,buderangqinqipengyoukanxiaohuama!”zhaoyuganghaoshengquandao。

tingdaozhaoyugangzheimeyishuo,zhijianliyuxialianshangdenuseshunjianjiju,sihushiyinweizhaoyugangmeiyoutingcongzijideminglingershifennaohuo,tazhijieyongliyitui,zhaoyugangliangqiangdiwanghoutuileyibu。

“bubangwochengyao,haizaizheilichaiwodetai,nisuanshenmenanren,woyaoniheyong!nijiwoqikai,nibuda,wozijida!”liyuxianuqichongchongdizouxianglechajifangxiang。

kandaoliyuxiayaoqunashouji,beituikaidezhaoyuganglianmangyoushuangshoutankaidangzhuleliyuxiadeqianmian,“nengbunengbiereshile,ninandaozhendexiangrangninverbeizuolinyoushekanxiaohuama?!”

“kanxiaohua?niyuetizheigewoyueqi,genzheigewonangfeijiehun,niyiweizifeibeixiaohuadehaishaoma?zanmenjiazifeiyaomoyangyoumoyang,yaoxueliyouxueli,douguainineigesuanmingdesiguidie,yaoburanyebuhuisuancuolebazijidesunnvjikengle!”

jiuzailiyuxiashuochuzheijuhuadeshihou,duyimingyuzhaozifeisimuduishileyishunjian,sihuliangrenzhijianyoushenmeshiqing,danshisuijibiangezimuguangzhuanxiangyibian。

“liyuxia,wodiedousilezheimexienianle,ninengbunengjidiankoude?”kanzhezhaoyugangkuxixiaiqiudeyangzi,liyuxiagengjianaohuole。

“duyiming!ganjinjinimadaogeqian!”zhaoyugangchaozheduyimingshizheyansedao。

“heng!wocaibushitama!tazheigewonangfeigenbenjiubupeijiaowoma!nirangtajiwogun,gunchuwojia!”liyuxiacierdehuaduiyuduyimingzaoyijingqibudaorenhe**,suiranzijiyezhidaozheiqichongtuhuijizijizaochengshifentoutengdemafan,danshizuolejiushizuole,tagenbenbuzaihuliyuxiaduizijidexiuruyubaofu,tazhenzhengzaihudeshiqizizhaozifeiduiyuzijidetaidu,taconglaimeiyoucongzhaozifeizuilitingdaoguorangzijigundehua,zheiyeshita5nianlailiuzaizhaojiayinrendeweiyidongli。

“nijiwogunkai!zaibugunkai,wolianniyiqida!”