第1章
jiangjunhuilaideneiri,huaizhongbaozheyiminghongyinvzi。
yuanbenzuiyouwang,hushengzuigaochengweijiangjunfurendewozaiqingdimianqianshuailegegouchitu。
suoyourendouzunchengtayisheng“ningyanguniang”,zhiyouwojiaota“lvchagu”,meiyouniang。
tachongwoxiao,wojuedewodeshijiehaoxiangbeitashouruodeshenqudangzhulesuoyouguangzhao。
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wo,nvde,biyunianhua,weijia。
jiangjun,nande,guantajisui,weiqu。
woduiweilaiyihousuoyoudeguihua,douyouyigetongyidekaitou:
等我成为将军夫人。
zhishiyilianhaojiri,wodoumeiyoujiandaojiangjundeshenying。
wodunzaiyuanziligenyizhongrendadu。
“jiangjunhuilaishi,dinghuijiwodaihaodongxi,nimenkexin?”
众人连连摆手。
“yinianqian,jiangjunchuquyueyu,huilaishikeshijiwodaileshanghaodeyangzhiyu!”
zhumeifanbo,“neibushijiangjunyaojingxianjihuangshangdedongxibeinijiehulema?”
womianseyichen,“neibannianqian,jiangjunsanriweigui,zaihuizhishikeshidailehaojishichuanbingtanghulujiwo。”
liushuipiepiezuidao:“wozenmejide,jiangjunyimudeerzizaizanmenfushang,neixiequandoujiletani?”
wobuganxin,haimeilaidejibianbo,jiutingdaomenkouyourentongbaoshuojiangjunhuilaile。
yinianqian,wolaijiangjunfudeshihou,manyuanzidoushiyibangcaolaoyemen。
houlailuluxuxuyejialebushaoguniang,danzuirangwoyouweijigande,jiushijiangjunjinribaozhehuilaidehongyinvzi。
tabeijiangjunbaozhe,wozaidishangdunzhe。
taduozaijiangjunhuaili,xiaodeyanjue。
wodunzaidishang,muzijinlie。
taxianxianyuzhi、yaoyaoyizhi:“jiangjun,zheiweishi?”
wozhanqishenjiuyaochongguoqubatacongjiangjunhuailizhuaichulai。
mamudeshuangtuibingbujiwojihui,woyiyigegouchitudezishichuxianzaiwodeqingdimianqian。
她美得嚣张。
我摔得狼狈。
jiangjunjiangtaxiaoxinyiyidifangxia,piewoyiyanmanbujingxindishuodao:“qingling。”
jiangjundehuajianjieganlian,meiyouwoxiangyaodeqianzhuihuozhechenghu。
wobuganxindibuchong:“wokeshifushangshuohuadierhaoshideren!”。
tayanzuiqianxiao,yinlingbandongting。
wodiyicizhidao,yuanlaiyaneyigerenbingbuhuiyingxiangwobeitameihuo。
jiangjunsaolewoyiyan,niutouzigudiyinzhetawangyuanlizou。
woshijiangjunfushangdeyibashou,woshuoyi,meirenganshuoer。
将军也不例外。
jibianzheiyang,woyiranbushijiangjunfudenvzhuren。
wofashi,chizaoyouyitianyaobazheigenanrennaxia,dangwozhe,shawushe。
liangjiu,zhumeizhuangzhuangwojianbang,“disanqishiyetinghao。”
我想,战争开始了。
“woqingling,yongbuweisan!”zheishiwodedixian。
wogenfushangderenshuowoshilaibaoende。
tamenshanshandixiao,shuowoshilaibaochoude。
turanxiangqiqianjiri,woyeshizheiyanggenfushangderenqilezhengzhi。
neiri,wogentamenjiang,jiangjunyuwoyoujiumingzhien。
tamenchizhiyibi:“xuehaishenchou?”
jiangjunqiafengcishiguolaiwenwushanchishenme,wonuqichongchongdirangrang:“hexibeifeng!”
dierri,jiangjunfumeiluodaochibuqiwushandeshiqingyijingchuanbianlejingchengdedajiexiaoxiang。
kewojide,houlaizhongwu,wozaiyuanzilinaliang,zhumeilouzheyizhilaomujitijiangjunchuanhua,shuozuorixibeifengtaiguadan,jinrijiwodunjizichi。
xianzaini?woyijingjueshibantianle,taqueshishigenneihongyinvziniwaizaiyiqi。
“qinglingmeimeikuaijinlaiyiqiyongshanba!”lvchaguyikandaowojiureqingdikaikou。
woxiangjujue,danwodeduzibuyunxu。
xijiantakuawobuyaoshenshihaokan,tahuaweibi,jiangjunjiuqishenjiangwofajiandeyunbinhuayanjinbuyaoquxiasongjileningyan。