第1章 一条咸鱼

zheiyiniandeshieryue,zhudingshirenaoyoubuputongdeyigeyue。

guanzhongqidaiyijiudeguoneishoudangmingxingdaxingjiaoyouleizongyi——《hai,wodepengyou》,jijiangzhengshikaishizhibo。

jiemuhaiweikaiboshi,zheiyidangzongyijiuyinweiteshudejiabintiaoxuanfangshi,zaiwangshangxianqixuanran**。yueshilinjinzhiboderizi,zongyishoudaodeguanzhujiuyueduo。

canjiazongyideshierweimingxing,tongtongdoushiyouwangyoutongguowangluomangxuanxuanchu。

toupiaodeshihou,wangshangzhixianlukapiandebeimian,beimiandetuanyedoudatongxiaoyi。zhiyukapianzhengmianshinagemingxing,bieshuoshiwangyoule,jiulianfabuzheigetoupiaodejiemuzudoubuzhidao。

budebushuo,jiemudaoyangewaidadan,dadandaokeyishuoshiteliduxing。

zaitazhiqian,conglaimeiyounagedaoyanshitongguozheizhongfangshitiaoxuanzongyijiabinde。tamenmeizheigechuangyi,yebuganzheimezuo。

zhiyou《hai,wodepengyou》jiemuzudaoyanganzheimezuo。

buguotadeteliduxing,yeweitadailailefenghoudehuibao。

jiemuweiboxianhong。zaigangtiaoxuanjiabindejieduanjiuxiyinleyi**yanqiu。

mangxuanchupiaoshuzuigaodeshierzhangkapianzhihou,jiemuzucaihuigongbukapiandezhengmian,rangguanzhongdeyizhidaozheizhangkapianduiyingdedaodishinagemingxing。

随机性很大。

yinci,canjiazheiyidangzongyidemingxingkaweibuyi,youdanghongjuxing,yixianxiaohua,yeyoushibaxianhuka。

gangqiao,ningxiaoyujiushuyushibaxianhuka,zainadaozheidangzongyidejiabinweizhiqian,zaiquanneishuyuchawucirenneizhong。

cishi,ningxiaoyukaozaiqiangshang,bianditouchakanshoujiyue,biannaixindengdaijiemukailu。zheishihou,tashenhoudeyixietanhuawuyizhongpiaojinletadeerduoli。

“kandaoneibianneigenvshengmeiyou?haoxiangshijiaoshenmexiaoyude,shishierweijiabinlikaweizuidideyige。”

“tayunqishizhendehao,toumingdaoliangezhulidoumeiyou,zheiyangdejingranyebeixuanzhongle。tadoukeyi,weishenmewobukeyi?”

“wohaojidu。suishuoshidaxingjiaoyouzongyi,danlaidedoushijunnanmeinv,bozhebozheyexujiuchenglianaizongyile。”

“sheizhidaodaoyanshibushibaozhelalangpeidexinsini?”

ningxiaoyuzhidangmeitingjianzheixiesuanyansuanyu。

jiemuzujichudebaochouzugoufenghou,zheishitachuxianzaidezheilidezhuyaoyuanyin。

tagangguandiaolingtaxinsuide,suoshengwujideyuejiemian,zheishihou,shoujishangfanggangqiaotiaochuleyitiaoresou。

她下意识点开。

《“hai,wodepengyou”shierweinannvjiabin,zhenrongshibushishiwuqianlidechaojihaohua?limianyounixihuandejiabinma?》

ningxiaoyusuibiansaoleyiyanmingdan。

shangmiandedabufenmingzi,shitazheigepingshibuzenmeguanzhuquanneishiderendouershunengxiangde。

zheiqunren,kaweiyigebiyigeda。

有的简直大到离谱。

mingqizuixiaode,doushisanxianyanyuan,dangguohaojicizhuyan,youguoxiaobaojudeneizhong。

zheidangzongyikeyishuoshiqunxinghuicui。

suoyigangcaineilianggeshuoqiaoqiaohuadeyemeishuocuo。shiergerenlimian,queshitakaweizuixiao。

wangyoumangxuandaota,gujijiulianjiemuzudaoyandouhenyiwaiba。

zaimingdanshangsaodaomougeshuxidemingzishi,ningxiaoyuweiweitingdunleliangmiaocaiyikaishixian。

zaozaiduifangtouyebuhuidigenzhemuqingaijiajinhaomen,paoqitahefuqinzhihou,tamenzhijian,jiuyijingbushengduoshaojiemeiqingle。

ningxiaoyuzhanzaiyuandifaleyihuierdai。meiyihuier,tajiushoudaolelaizijiemuzudetongzhi。

jiemumashangkaibo,daoshihouhuicaiqushishizhibodefangshi,liqiujiangjiabinzuizhenshideyimianzhanxianzaiguanzhongmianqian。

buguo“haoyouxiaowu”lihuiyoujigetedingdexiuxishi。zaixiuxishili,jiabinkeyixiangshoujueduideanjinghesimi。zhiyouxiuxishilimian,shibuhuiyizhizhibode。

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henkuai,ningxiaoyugensuigongzuorenyuandezhishi,laidaole“haoyouxiaowu”deyiloudating。

tadaodeshihou,bushaojiabindouyijingdaole。

datinglidagaifenchenglesigexiaotuanti,bicizhijianjingweifenming。

每个人都在交际。

suibianyiyansaoqu,tajiukandaoleyigedingliu,lianggexiaohua,yigequanneizhimingdaoyan。

butongyutamen,ningxiaoyuzheiyangdeshibaxianxiaohuka,renshideyedoushihetayiyangkaweidexiaotouming,zheilideqitaren,chuleyigetamingyishangtongfutongmudemeimeizhiwai,tajiuyigeyebushuxile。tayebingbuxiangshuxi,tailei。

ningyuweizhiyouzaitajinlaideshihousaoletayiyan,zhihouhenkuaijiuyikailemuguang,zhidangzuoburenshitazheigejiejie。

ningxiaoyukanleyiyan,faxianningyuweizhenghemoudanghongdingliuliaodehuore。

suoyi,tadaolaizhihou,yuanbendesigexiaotuantibianchenglewugexiaotuanti。

tayigerenxianyudidaizhe。

buxuyaoshejiao,daoyeqieyidehen。

zhibuguotazheifuyangzi,luozaiyixiewangyouyanli,jiuxiandeyouxiekelianbabadele。

【jiaoyouzongyi,jiaoyouzongyi,zheigeshibaxianzenmebushangqunulijiaoyouni?】

【kenengjuedezijigegeburuba,bijing,tadekaweishizaishitaidile。】

【shibaxianyeshifendengjide,tazhei……doubuzhidaozashuole。】

【yebuzhidaotabeixuanzhongshixingyunhaishibuxingle。】

【可怜。】

【真可怜。】

ouerjigeguanzhongkelianleningxiaoyuyifanzhihou,xinshenhenkuaiyouhuidaoletamendeouxiangshenshang。tamenyejiusuibiangankaiyifan,meiduoshaojinglifenzainingxiaoyushenshang。

guolejifenzhongzhihou,jiemuzudaoyanjiuchuxianle。

“huanyinggeweijiabinlaidao《hai,wodepengyou》。zuoweiguoneishoudangmingxingdaxingjiaoyouleizongyi,xiwangzhuweidoukeyizaizheilishouhuozhenguideai……bu,youqing。”

【daoyanshixiangshuoaiqingba,hhh。】

【guoran,mingweijiaoyouzongyi,shizelianaizongyi。dongledongle。】

【zenmemeikandaowojiagege?】

zheishihou,wangyoucaizhuyidao,datingneizhiyoushiyiweijiabin,beishouqidaideyingdilujingduquemeiyouchuxianzaizheili。

kenengshikandaoledanmu,daoyanteyijiaodaileyiju,“nimendeyingdigegegangxiafeiji,xianzaizhengzaixiuxishilixiuxi,wanshangdeshihoutahuichuxiande。”

shuowan,daoyanzixijieshaoleyifanzheidangzongyideguize。

“zhongsuozhouzhi,chuncui,buchanzarenheliyideganqing,wulunfangzainalidounande。zaiwuguangshisedemingliquan,jiugengxihanle。《hai,wodepengyou》zuoweiyidangmingxingjiaoyouleizongyi,zhizairangjiabinzhaodaocishengzhiai……bu,zhiyou。”

“zongyiguizeyebunan。”

“meitianxiangmougejiabinfasongzaoan,wananduanxin,jinkuailajinbicijuli。”

“yirisancanzijifuze,yekeyiheqitajiabinfengonghezuo。”

“meitiansuijidiaoluobuxiandingshuliangde,zengjiamoqileixiaoyouxi。”

“gengduojingcaihuanjie,jingqingqidai。”

yinweijintianshidiyitiankaibo,suoyidaoyanjilejiabinyixiehuanchongheshiyingdeshijian,jieshaowanguizezhihou,jiabinjiukeyiziyouhuodongle。

ningxiaoyuduijiaoyoumeishenmexingqu。

zhenggerenxianyudaolingrenfazhi。

zaidaoyanxuanbuziyouhuodongzhihou,tadiyigelikaile“haoyouxiaowu”dedating,zhibuguotazheifumoyangluozaimouxierenyanli,daoshiyoujifenluohuangertaodeyiwei。

dingliuxuchengshuangshouchadou,yiliankunhuo,“gangcaineiweinanbuchengyeshijiabin?”

ningyuweishouhuiluozainingxiaoyushenshangdeshixian,qingngleyisheng。

xuchengxiaolexia,“ganjuehenyansheng。”

宁愉薇笑笑不说话。

yigemingbujianjingchuandeshibaxianeryi。

眼熟才不正常。

ningxiaoyulikaidatingzhihou,zhenggerendoufangsongxialai。

gangcaineizhongjijishejiao,renrendoushishejiaogaoshoudechanghe,haizhenshibushihetazheizhongdeguoqieguodedaxianyu。haishizheizhongbuxuyaoshejiaodechanghelingtabeiganshushi。

youzheigongfu,zaichuangshangtangzhebuxiangma?

xiangdaotangzhe,ningxiaoyujiuhenbudelimahuifangxianyutan。jiuzaitayixinxiangjinkuaihuifangxiuxideshihou,tawuyijianjingguoleyigexiuxijian。

xiuxishidemenbingmeiyouquanbuguanshang,ershibanyanzhede。

taxinxiayishiyouxiehaoqi,zheigefangjianmofeijiushijiemuzushuodexiuxishizhiyi?tatanjiudiwanglimiankanleyiyan,xiangkankanxiuxishiliyoushenme。

jiemuzudexiuxishi,buzhidaoshibushibuzhidenengmanzutazheitiaoxianyudexuqiu。jieguojiuzheiyiyan,tacouqiaodijiandaolezhengzaixiuxishilixiaoqidedanghongyingdi。

limiandezheiyimuhenshianningjingmi。

nanrenyikaozhekuandadeluodichuang,yishuangzhangtuisuiyidishenzhan。wuhoudeyangguangtouguobolichuang,siwujidandiluozaitashenshang,tadecelianluozaichenxili,junmeidaobusizhenren。

ningxiaoyumeiliaodaoliandiyicijiabinjihedoumeichuxianderenjingranjiuzaizheilishushufufudixiuxi。

bukuishidaka,jiushiyourenxingdeziben。ruguogangcaimeiyouchuxijihederenshita,xianzaigujidoubeiwangyoupensileba。danshiruguozheigerenshilujingdu,wangyousihuyidingdianyijiandoumeiyoule。

gangcaiguanzhongzai“haoyouxiaowu”datingmeijiandaota,congdaoyanzuilidezhitagangxiafeijimeiduojiuzhihou,guanzhongzhixiwangtaduoduoxiuxi,haohaoxiuxi。jiusuandiyicijihejiufangbierengezi,yegenbenbushishi。

wulunshidaoyan,yihuoshiwangyouguanzhong,sihudougewaipianaizheiweinianqingdeyingdi。

renbiren,qisiren。bibule,bibule。

xiangdaozheili,ningxiaoyugangyaolimaobikai,miandeyingxiangdaoduifangxiuxi,zheishi,tadeshenqianturanchuxianleyixingziti——

【shaonv,xianghongma?xiangxiangshouwanzhongzhumudeganjuema?zhiyaohuodeyingdidechongai,zheiyiqie,nidoukeyiyongyou。cike,yingdizhengzaifangneixiuxi,nikeyi

a:偷亲影帝

b:**yizhangyingdidemeinanchunshuizhaopian

c:wenqingpeizheyingdishifenzhong】

ningxiaoyuyilianmangrandikanzhejixingzi。

这是啥玩意儿?