gulianzhishuowanzheijuhua，sihujuedezijizheizhonghuayouxiebujinrenqing，yushijieshileyiju：“woxianglexiang，zhijiejiangnizhuanzhuanyedaojijiashi，nikenenggenbushangqitarendexuexijindu，suoyiwowentaolaoshiyaolailenitupoejitizhideliantiyaobao，nizheixietianjiuzaigujiaxiuyang，dengnishenmeshihoukaoshangjianxijijiazhengshu，zaiquxuexiaoyebuchi。”
“shujifangmiandedongxiwoyijingrangrenjinidaihuilaile，nihaohaodaizheyangshang。”
tingdaozheili，sunuozeyuqiyeruanleyixie：“laopo，nizhenhao！”
jitahailejuzhaibushuo，haifeichangxixindibangtabayiqiedouanpaihaole。
xinshidaizuidadewenti，yuanzhudaodiduigulianzhiguanleshenmemihuntang，renjianengzheimesixintadiduitaa？
gulianzhisharenrangtakandaole？
yebuduia，renjiakeshicaifada**，shagereneryi……
gulianzhitingdaotadehua，meitouweiyang，dansuijiliansejiulenglexialai：“baniyouzuihuashedegongfuyongzaiduanliantizhishang，biezaichaofuheshiyongjijiaganyinglianle。”
kandechulai，yuanzhuzhiqianduigulianzhiyongguoduoshaocitangyipaodan，xianzairenjiamingxianyoudianmianyizailimianle。
“wobuhuide，xiacizaiyebuhuile。”
sunuozeshanxiaozhe，zheiyiciyejitazhengpale。
qishidangshitabeineitousijimoyingyizhuazinongsi，yebichaofuheshiyongjijiahouchengxianzaizheigemoyangyaohao。
jijiaganyinglianhezhenrenjinrujijiabijingshiliangzhonggainian。
tahaishimeiyouzheigeshidaijijiashisuiyipaoqijijiadexiguan。
tayizuojinjijia，jiuganjuejijiahetadeshengmingjinjindibangdingzaileyiqi，fangfojijiajiushitaxuerongyushuideqinxiongdiyiban。
dangshitapinmingyeshiyinweiruci。
jieguopinmingyihoukedaohao，jijiahuoxuhainengxiuhao，dantabenrenzetangzaiyiliaoshile。
haishidengzijikeyishunlicaozongjijiazaishuoba。
gulianzhimeiyoudiyishijianlikai，tazhuzaiyiliaoshimenkou，zhuyidaoxiaohushizhengzaiyikouyikoujisunuozeweizhedongxi。
kandaoliangrenguoyu“qinmi”deyangzi，tameitouweicu：
“sunuoze，nishouhaohaode，bunengzijichima？”
“da**，meiguanxi，woweitajiuhao。”hushihaimeiyouyishidaowenti。
“woshuorangtazijichi！”
gulianzhideyuqizhonglejifen。
hushishouyidou，lianmangjiangwanfangzaiyipangdexiaozhuozishang：“guye，ninhaishizijichiba！”
“hao，duoxiele。”sunuozehanshou。
taqiguaidikanleyangulianzhi，zaitayinxiangzhonggulianzhihenshaobiaoxianchushengqidemoyang，erdaduoshushengqidoushiyinwei……
吃醋了！！
yinweixiaohushiweitachidongxi，suoyichiculema？
xiangdaozheili，tamomingyouxiexiangxiao，zhinenghexiaohushidao：“nixianchuquyixia，wohenimenda**youshiqingyaoshuo。”
xiaohushisihuyeyouxiedingbuzhugulianzhibinglengdemuguang，yingleyishenghoulianmanglikaile。
dangfangjianzhishengxiatamenlianggerendeshihou，gulianzhilengshengdao：“shenmeshi？”
“laopo，woxianzaihaishishangyuan，shouyoudiannabuqilai！”
sunuozetailetaichanzhebengdaideshou，guzuoweiqudao。
gulianzhimouzishanguoyimoyise，qingqihongchun：“suoyini？”
“laopo，ninengdaitiyixianeigexiaohushi，laiweiwoyixiama？”sunuozezhalezhayan。
tazaishitangulianzhi，shitanduifangganggangshibushizhendechicu。
tingdaosunuozedeqingqiu，gulianzhiyandishenchushanguoyimojinghuang。
tatangtanggujiada**，jiangchengzuidacaifadeqianjin，shenmeshihousihouguobieren？
keshisunuozexianzaishoudoubunengdong，ruoshitabubangmang，zongbunengzaibaganggangneigehushiqingguolaiba？
“zhiciyici，dengnishouhaoleyihouzijichi！”
yibianneixinanweizhezijiyiqianyoubushimeiyouzhaoguguoduifang，tayibianqiangzhuanglengbingbingdeyuqiliaoxiazheijuhua。
jingranzhendezuozailesunuozedeshenbian，naqichuangtouzhuodeneiwanzhou，jisunuozeweileqilai。
“laopo，nizhenhao！”sunuozemilemiyanjing。
jieguogangchiyikou，taturanmeitouyizhou：“tang！”
“neizenmeban？”gulianzhiyeyouxiebuzhisuocuo，zhangzhangdejiemaoyeweizhanzhe。
“laopo，nixianbangwochuiyichui，ranhouzaiweijiwo。”sunuozetiyidao。
先帮他吹一吹？
gulianzhiliansewuranyibian：“ninaozilinengbunengzhuangyixiejiankangdedongxi？”
苏诺泽懵逼了。
啥玩意？