gubeixiaopaodetaikuai，ziranshimeiyoukandaoshenhounvrenniuqudebiaoqing，benlaiguazailianjiashangdeleizhudousuizailedishang。
又失败了！
“gubeixiao，nichizaochengweiwoqunxiachen！”
女人咬牙发誓。
haoburongyizhaodaojihuigengubeixiaodanduxiangchu，jieguotahuahaimeiyoushuochulaigubeixiaojiupaole。
guoranshigounanren，jingranbuzhidaolianxiangxiyu。
“aiyo，wodexiaoxingan，zheibiaoqingyikanjiushimeichenggong，neigubeixiaoyoushahaode？yigehunshimowang，chuleneizhangliannalihaode？”
nvrenshenhoumaochulaigenanren，yibianshuozheyibiandongshoudongjiaoqilai。
nvrenyebushengqi，zhishituisangzhemadao：“sigui，zheshenmeji？laoniangkeshiyaojiarende，bieliuxiahenji！”
tashuowan，nanrenjiurenbuzhubaozherenqulepangbiandexiaoshulinli。
zheixieshiqinggubeixiaokebuzhidao，ruoshizhidao，gujinenggoubeiexinsi。
tayilusuisuinianhuidaojiali，qiahaogenxiagonghuilaideguxiaoyupengdao。
“guxiaoyu，nishuonishibushikanshangxiaoyele？”
gubeixiaopaodaoguxiaoyumianqian，desedexunwen。
taxiayishidetaishouzhunbeigedangguxiaoyudegongji，jieguozheicimeiyougongjichuxian，ershitingjianleyishengwuyansheng：“gubeixiaonishigezhuma？”
gubeixiaolengbudingdebeiguxiaoyudeyanleijihedao。
美人垂泪——好美！
zaigubeixiaokuifadezhishichubeizhong，shizaizhaobudaorenhedeyuyankeyixingrongzijikandaodemeise，zhishixiayishideshenshoujiezhuleneidileizhu。
dengtayishidaozijizuoleshenmehou，buyoudeaonaoqilai。
mingmingtazhishixiangchaoxiaoyixiaguxiaoyu，rangtaxiukuinandang，zuihouduitafushouchengchen，yihouzheilishuicunjiushitagubeixiaodetianxia。
可……
cishitabeiguxiaoyudeyanleijidaluanlexinshen。
“gandongdaokule？zhidaoxiaoyemingbailenixinyi？kexiya，xiaoyekebudangzhuixu！nijiuduiwofangqiba！”
gubeixiaozuanjinquantou，duizheguxiaoyuhanwanjiupaole。
guxiaoyu：……woganggangzhishiqiazijiqiaguotoule，bushiyinweigubeixiaokude。
danshizheigehuatahaimeiyoushuochulai，renjiupaole。
guxiaoyuneibaituoletuiruanjiaoruandezhuangtaihou，duizhegubeixiaodebeiyinghandao：“gubeixiao，zuonidechunqiudameng，gunainaixihuangoudoubuxihuanni！”
gubeixiaopazaitajiaqiangtoushanghuiji：“yuanlainixihuangou，yuanbudezhaobudaonanrenquni！”
古小渔：……
renzenggouxian，shuodejiushigubeixiao。
**玩意。
guxiaoyuqidehuijiajijialidezhuerduoleyipenzhucao。
meiyigenzhucaotadoudangchenglegubeixiaolaiduo。
相亲！！！
bixuxiangqin，mingtianjiukaishixiangqin，jiubuxinzhaobudaogenanrenjiajiziji，tayidingranggubeixiaozheigegoudongxihaohaokankan，taguxiaoyuxihuansheidoubuhuixihuangubeixiao。
nainaihuijiakandaoguxiaoyuzhengningzheyizhanglianduozhucao，youxiehoupadetuihouliangbu。
buguozaikanqingchutadelianhou，youchongguolaipengzheguxiaoyudelianquanfangweidechakan。
“xiaoyu，nishibushimengjianlenilaolaoneigelaoyaojingle？”
ruobushizhidaolaolaohaihaohaodehuozhe，zhishirenzaiwaisheng，guxiaoyudouhuaiyinainaishibushiyoujianmianle。
nainaigenlaolaolianggerenshiyuanjia，jianmianjiuhuduihuqia，sheikansheidoubushunyan。
nainaiyizhidouxihuanguxiaoyu，jiushiyinweiguxiaoyuzhangxiangsuileta，zheiyidianrangnainaihenhuanxi，kejintiandeguxiaoyuyanshenliuzhuan，meihuotiancheng，yishenyaoraodeqixijiusuanshitazaiduozhucaodouwufayangaizhu。
zheikebujiushinainaizuiqiaobushangdeqinjiamudezuopaima。
“nainai，nishuoshenmeni！laolaoyebushilaoyaojing，zannengbunenghaohaoshuohua？”
nainaishuaikaiguxiaoyudeshou，qigugudebeizheshouzaifangjianlizhuanyou。
“wojiuzhidao，neigelaoyaojingjiusuanshilikaileyeburangrenshengxin，takendingshizuoleshenme，rangwohaohaodesunnvyechenglehulijing！”
古小渔头大。
tarenweinainaizhendeshiyuanwanglaolaole。
guxiaoyulazhenainaizuoxia，bazhiqianpengdaohuangshulangdeshiqingshuole，nainaipaizheguxiaoyudenaodai：“nainaizhidaonixianghuzhunineigehulijinglaolao，keyebuyongbianxiahualaihunongwozheigelaotaipoba？”
古小渔放弃了。
这还咋解释？
奶奶根本就不信。
taningkegenqiujuanhedongmeiyiyangrenweishilaolaodewenti。
renxinfuza，guxiaoyusuanshijianshileyifan。
nainaifeiyaorangguxiaoyujitawaipofadianbao，barenmayidun，guxiaoyuhaoburongyibanainaihonghao，jieguonainaiyipaidatui：“duile，niyaokuaidianzhaogenanren，jiunenggoubawolibaqianjindesunnvhuanhuilaile！”
古小渔：……
suirantabuxianglaolaobeinainaiwujie，ketacishiqueshixuyaonanrenjiehun，tayebuxiangzhengtianruoliufufeng，jiaomeidongren，zouyibuchuansanxia，guanjianshishuxiongrangtachuanbulaiqi。
nainaitizheyibaotangguozijiuquzhaocunzilidemeipoqu，biaoshiyidingyaoxiaxuebenjiguxiaoyuzhaogehaonanren，shizaibuchengjiarenjiujiaren，zuiduorangguxiaoyudedajiezhaoxu。
guxiaoyukanzhejianburufeidenainai，jingranzhuiganbushang。
tatuirandehuidaofangjian，zheigaisideshenti，zenmecainenggouhuanjie？
bishangyanjingjiudoushigubeixiaodeyangzi，tebieshitaneituchukebohuayudezuichun，zakanzaxiangqinliangkou，yuexiangyueshifanzao，guxiaoyuzhihaodalelengshui，shituranglengshuiqingxingyixianaozi。
可效果不明显。
shentiyigugudezaoremaochulai，tazhidaoshizuzhouzuosui，ketameiyoubanfa。
haozaizheigeshihouyoudiyuanqiaomen，suanshihuanjieleguxiaoyudeqingxu。
youdiyuansonglaideshidajiedexin，haiyouyizhanghuikuandan。
guxiaoyuxieguoyoudiyuandashu，sikaixinfeng，dakaixinfeng，kandaoxinzhishangdeneirong，buyoudexianrulechensi。
tameiyouxiangdaodajiedexinzhonghuitijidaogunanhuai（gubeixiaodedage）deshiqing，guanjianhairangtadayingzuodaoyijianshiqing，guxiaoyudeyanshendouguguaiqilai。
guxiaoyuburenweizheifengxinshiyourengaogui，yinweilimianyoujiemeiliangyuedingdefuhao，chuletamenliangsheiyekanbudong。
dajiekendingshichushiqingle，fouzebuhuirangtazuoneizhongshiqing。
tataitoubuyoudekanxiangduimiandeyuanzi。
顾南淮要回来了呢！
neitayaobuyaoanzhaodajieqingqiudeneibanjiajigunanhuaini？
dajiedaodizaidasuanshenme？tadaodizhibuzhidaozheigeyaoqiuyouduomedeheren？
guxiaoyuxiangdaozijiduigubeixiaodekewang，neishibushiduigunanhuaiyehuiruci？