1.吓蒙圈了
“fangkaiwo，haoteng，a......”
huanglianzhengzhehuangkongdemouzi，kanzheyazaizijishenshangdenanrenneilengjundelunkuo，bugandashenghujiu，zhinengyongdidideshengyinqiuta。
fangjianlimeiyoukaideng，dandandeyueguangtouguochuanglianzhaojinlai，zhinengkandaonanrenneishuangshenruhantandemouzidingzheziji，neiyanshenlengderangrenbuhanerli。
shenxiaturuqilaidesilietengtong，rangtashengburusi，gudaidecheliewumafenshiyebuguoruciba！
“qiuni，fangkaiwo......fangkaiwo！”
suizheyishengsixinliefeidetonghu，huanglian“teng”decongchuangshangzuoleqilai。
zhouweiyipianjijing，rumushizijishuxidefangjian。
窗外，晨曦微露。
zhangzhangdituchuyikouqi，tataishoucalecaetoushangdehanshui。
youzuozheigerangrenlianhongdemengle！
sannianlai，zheigetongyangdemengbuzhidaozhongfuduoshaohuile！
shuoshimeimengba，kemenglizhiyousixinliefeideteng，hunshenbeinianyaleyiban。
shuoshiemengba，mingmingshiheyigemoshengdenanrenzaizuozuiqinmideshi。suirankanbuqingduifangdelian，dantadewenneiyangzhenshi，chuanxishengdoufangfozhendeyingraozaitaerbian，menglidetabeitawendehunshenzhanli。
“啊——”
yangtianaihaoleyisheng，taxunsuqichuangjinleyushi。
jintian，shitaheneigebeiwaigongweitazhifuweihundeweihunfuqulingzhengderizi，laomazuowandadianhuazhufulebangexiaoshi，rangtajintianwubibunengchidao。
rangtayumendeshi，tagenbenmeijianguoneigenanren。zhizhidaotajiaozhuosinian，bizijidajiusui，yizhizaiguowaishenghuo，changnianwobingzaichuang，jintianchoukonghuilaihetalinggezheng，chongchongxi。
xiangqizheigehuangtangkexiaodehunyue，tajiukuxiaobude。
doushenmeniandaile，zhifuweihunyijinggouwuliaole，haichongxi？chongxiyouyongdehua，yaoyishengganma？
keshimeibanfa，sheirangzhuosiniandewaigonghezijidewaigongzheilianglaojiangjundangnianmeishiganfeiyaozhizhegezidenvershuo，“zhiyaoyihoutamenshengchudehaizixingbiebuyiyang，jiujieweifuqi。”
junlingrushan，tayoudayingletengtachongtadewaigong，bujiayedejia！
huangliandacheganglaidaominzhengjumenkou，denglemeiyihui，jiukandaoduimianlubiantingxialaiyiliangchaojilafengdeheisejiazhanglinken。
taxinzhongyidong，qiaoqiaohoutuijibu，congmojinglichouleyiyanchepai。
888！meicuo，laomashuozhuosiniandechejiushizheiliang！
suiranyizhihendanding，duizheigesuweimengmiandelaogongyemeitaidaqidai，danyixiangdaojifenzhongzhihou，zijijiuyaochengweibierenjiahukoubenshangderenle.......haishiyoudianxiaojinzhanghedandandeyoushang。
zhengzaiyouyuyaobuyaozhudongshangqian，turankandaoconglinkencheshangzouxialianggedaiheichaodebaobiao，gongjingdichanfuzheyigetuijiaobufangbiandenanrenxialeche，zhaogutazuozailelunyishang，wangzheibiantuileguolai。
huangliancuoedekuaiyaodiaolexiaba，yibaquxiamojing，zhengdayanjingkanlegezizixixi！
woqua！sheitemeshuozhuosinianyoudianbing，zhangdeyoudianbuhaokan，youdianlao......shuodetaihanxuleba！
yanqianzheigenanren，daizheyidingheiseyashemao，dichuizhenaodai，yifumeijingdacaideyangzi，tanzuozailunyili，zenmekandouxiangsuishihuiguadiaoyiyang。
老！丑！残！
huanglianganjueyidaoleibupianbuyidipidaoleziji！tazhijiehemengquanle！
tabingfeiqishibierendewaimao，danshi......
zijicai21sui，shujiajieshuhou，haiyaoduwandasicaidaxuebiye！xianzairangtajiarentayijingzuochurangbule，keduifangyebunengshiyigewanquankeyidangzijiyeyedenanrena！
nayouzheimekengwaisunnvdewaigongherucikengnverdeqinmaa！
huanglianzhijueyikoumenqikazailehoujian，tadaishangmojing，guoduandizhuanguoshenqu，chongdaomalushang，taishoujiulanzhuleyiliangxingshisudubushihenkuaideheisejiaoche。
chehaimeitingwen，tajiuzhijielakaichemenzuoleshangqu，kuaisucongbaolitaochuliangzhangmaoyeyedileguoqu，“shifu，kuaikaiche。”
zhuosinianzhengzhunbeitingche，fujiashituranshanglaizheimeyiweibusuzhike，yishuangyingjuanbanlinglidemouzishangxiasaoleyiyanhuanglian，zaikandaotadiguolaideneiliangzhangzhoubabadechaopiaodeshihou，buyoudiculemei，“quna？”