zheishiluwanwanchuanyuedaozheigejiaozuo“yueerzhuang”degudaixiaoshancundediershitian。
yidaqingzao，luwanwanchuanzheyishengudainongfudeqianlanseyiqun，zaiyuanzilibazijicongkongjianlizhaideyaocaiyiyipukaishaigan。
meiguoduojiu，yigechuanzhecubuguazi，zhangdehutouhunaodeliusuixiaonanwajiulinzhegeqiandaizixingchongchongdepaolejinlai：
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luwanwanyingleshangqu，youxiechenguaidiroulerouziji“erzi”xiaosongdenaodai，shunshoudijitayiwanyongfengmi，gancaohezhuzheaochulaideliangcha：
“jingeeryizaogebiwangdaniangshuotongleyiwofengzi，songlexiefengmilai，nichangchangkan，niangaodeliangchaweidaozenmeyang？！”
“好喝，好喝！”
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yitingshuoyourouchi，xiaosongkegaoxinghuaile。
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chaochaorangrangbantian，luwanwanzongsuanshimingbaizheishizenmeyihuishile，xinli“cheng”demaoqiyiguhuolai。
nainaide，benlaitayiweizijigangchuanyueguolai，jiubeiduguilaodiezaozaojialechuquhaiduzhaiyijinggoudaomeile。
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