第一章痴傻儿清醒
“saosao，wogeta…”congmenwaiqichuanyuyudepaojinlaiyigeyushulinfeng、mianrongshaoyouzhinendeshaonianlang，zheishiwoneibianyixianggongqimingxuandedidiqimingxu。
wohuangzhangdezhanqishen，bujingyijiandafanleshoubiandechazhan，quemeiyouzaiyi，jinzhangdekanzheqimingxu，shengpacongtakouzhongtingjianshenmebuhaodehua。
“saosao，wogetaxingguolaile，niangrangwolaibaogexi。”tingjiantadehua，wozhejimanghuangdejiuchaozheniangdezhuyuanxiaobupaoqu，qimingxujingenzaiwoshenhou。
quemeixiangdaowogangjinmen，qimingxuandeyijuhuarangwodaizaileyuandi，“niang，tashishei？”
“mingxuan，nibujidele？”qifurenyilianjinghuangdekanzheta，mangzhaohudengzaiyipangdetaiyi，“taiyi，woertazenmehuiburenshiyuexini？”
taiyizixidejiqimingxuanjianchaleyibian，huibingzhe，“furenbubiguoyudanxin，zheikenengshihouyegangganghuifuqingxing，zhiqianyishibuqingxingzheiduanshijiandejiyijiuyouxiemohule，guoduanshijiankenengjiuxiangqilaile。”
“ke…zenmepianpianjiu…”qifurenjiaojidekanzhetaiyi，“keyoushenmebanfanengbangzhuwuerzhaohuijiyi？”
taiyicalecaetoushangdexuhan，“zhei…shulaochenwunengweili，zhinengdenghouyezijixiangqilaile。”
qifurendanyoudekanlewoyiyan，youguanqiedezuodaoqimingxuanshenpang，gangxiangshuoxieshenme，qimingxuanjiuchushengdaduanle，“youlaotaiyile，mingxutiwosongsongtaiyi。”
taiyigongshougaoci，qimingxukanlegegeyiyang，mangyinzhetaiyilikaile。
“nishishei？”qimingxuanlenglengdekanzhewo，yanshenzhongmanshimoshengyujiebei。
woneixinyijin，gangxianghuida，qifurenmangjieshaozhe，“zheishinideqizi，lanyuexi。”
“qizi？woweishenmehuiquta？woweishenmequdebushixueqing？”tayiliandebujie，fangfoqulewoshiyijianduomebunengbeijieshoudeshiqing。
wozhongyurenshoubuzhutaneimoshengdemuguangluohuangertao，erqifurenyejiangtachishazheijiniandeshiqingyiyijiangjitating。
zhideyishuodeshi，mingxupawobei**taishen，xinxubuding，baitiandouhuilaiwoyuanzipeiwozuoyihui，tazongshiquanwo，“saosao，wogetajiushijiyihaimeihuifu，nidengtaxiangqilai，tajiubuhuizheimeshangnidexinle。”
yaoshizheiyangjiuhaole，qishizheijitianwomeitiandounengtingjianyuanwaiyouyahuandeyilun，shuozheqimingxuanruhehefurennaozheyaohewoheliququyanxueqing。
woxiang，liwoyaolikaihoufuderiziyijingbuyuanle。
guoran，wodeyuganmeiyoucuo，qifurenzhongjiuaobuguoqimingxuan，yifenghelishuyoutashenpangdexiaosisongdaowodefangjian。
woyuanyiweitahuigunianwozheisannianzhaogutazhaoguzheigejiadekulaobuhuirucijueqing，quemeixiangdaoqingxingdetamanxinmanyanjiuzhiyouneigezhidaotachishazhuantoujiujiechuhunyuedeyanxueqing。
qimingxuzuozaizhuozipang，kanzhewoyidiandianshoushizhedongxi，xiangshuoqueyoubuzhidaoshuoshenme，zuihouzhinengbangwonazhedongxichaozhehoufuwaizouqu。
womencaigangzoudaoyibanjiuyingmianyushangchaowofangjianzoulaideqifuren，tajinjindelazhewodeshoushenshentanlekouqi，“xier，zhongjiushiwomenyijiaduibuqini，duibuqiniwaizufu。”
“furen，bubiruci，wobuguairenherende。”woqingqingpailepaitadeshouanweizhe。
wogaobieleqifurenyuqiergongzi，zhongxinhuidaoletaifufu，wodewaizufubianshicengjinghuangshangdetaifu，kewodefuqinshiyimingjiangjun，zaiyicizhanzhengzhongjieshilewodemuqincaiyoulewo。
kewocongxiaodoushibeiwaizufudaidade，wodefumuyezaiwochushengbujiuhoushuangshuangzaizhanzhengzhongxisheng。
waizufudezhinversiqudexiaoxi，dajitaida，genhuangshangqingqiuciguan，huangshangjiuweitaxiujianlezheizuotaifufu，erqunianwaizufuyelikailewo，taifufudezhurenyejiuzhishengxiawozijile。
erwoyoujiadaoleqifu，taifufujiuzhiliuxiayigelaoguanjiahejigepurenkanjia，erwodaizaitaifufudezheijitiannaohailiqueyizhihuiyizheheqimingxuandeyiqie。
huixiangqidangnian，qimingxuanhaishigeyiqifengfadexiaojiangjun，erzijiyinzaimiaohuitanwanbeitufeiluzou，yuyiqunnvzibeiguanzaiyiqi，jiuzaiwoyiweiyaobeimaijuewangdeshihou，qimingxuanchuxianle，tajiulewomenquemeiyouzhuyidaowo。
erwoqueyizhijiangzheienqingjizaixinzhong，zaiyicidezhitadexiaoxijiushizaizhanchangshangzhongshangbeitailehuilai，huangshangpaichusuoyoutaiyiweitazhenzhi，quedoushushouwuce，huibing：“jiangjunhenyoukenengzaiyexingbuguolai，jiusuannengxingguolai，ye…yeshichisha。”
qifurendashoudaji，dangchanghundao，mingxudangshiyehainianqing，qifuqunlongwushou，yituanhunluan。
zaiqimingxuanshoushangzhiqian，shizhongduoguanhuanshijiadeliangxuzhixuan，jungongjiashenyoubeishouhuangshangxinren，taqueyixinaimuzhelibushangshujiadedixiaojieyanxueqing，zheirangyanxueqingzaijingdoudajiaguixiuzhizhongfengtouwuliang，shenshouxianmu。
erzheiyiqiezaiqimingxuanbeitaiyizhenzhizaiwusuxingkeneng，jiunapaxingguolaiyeshichishaerdeshihoujiudoubianle，quanjingdoumingzhiqijiayiwufanshenzhiri，douguanzhuzheyanxueqing，kantahuizenmexuanze，shizhongqingzhongyiganxinzhaoguqimingxuanhaishihuibeixinqiyifangqita。
ertaiyiqianjiaogangganglikai，yanjiajiupairenshangmenle。
liangjiazhiqianyijingtanhunlunjiale，jiudengzheiciqimingxuandahuoquanshengbanshihuichaohouyingquyanxueqingle，qifurenganggangsuxingjiurangqimingxufuzhezijichulaiyingjieyanjia。
yanjialairenzhengshiyanxueqingdefuqin，kanjianqifurenmanggongshoupeizui，“qifuren，yanjiaduibuzhunimenqijiaa，wofuqinchangnianwobingzaichuangshenzhibuqing，qianliangtianouranqingxing，shuojixiaonvyidinglewawaqin，shidangnianduitayoujiumingzhiendexiucaizhizi，woshizaishiburenxinrangfuqinrucishangshen，suiranrenjiadiweidiwei，womenyebuhaoshiyue，qingfurenshuzui。”
qifurensuiranzaoyouyuliao，quemeixiangdaoyanjianengruci**，renzhenuqijifengzhe，“yandarenrucixiaoshun，womenqijianenglijie，fanshidouyouxianlaihoudao，jiranyanxiaojieyiyouhunyue，neiyuwuerdehunshibianzuoba，qijiahaiyoushi，jiubuliudarenle。”shuowanjiurangqimingxusongke。
zheijianshichuandemanchengfengyu，yanjiadaozhendezhaochuyigexiucaizhizizhuzaifushanglaiduzhuyouyouzhongkou。
erwotingshuozheijianshideshihouzhijuedehaoxiao，yanjiadexinyanweimianyetaiduole。