第四章 白莲花斗绿茶婊

“meimeijianguojiejie……”xushiruannuonuoxiangqianxingleli。

tayuanxianbenshijiangnanrenshi,yigunanfangwenruandezuopai,suiranyishixuniangbanlao,saqijiaolaiyijiuhenyouweidao,yixianghendehuiyuzhongxihuan。

wushixinzhikoukuai,ziranshijianbuguanzheiyangdezuopai,lenghengyixia,kandoulandekanta。xiaoliyeyiyang,dadinvrendoubuxihuanaifadiadenvren,genghekuangyibanianjihaifadiade,jingdetayishendejipigeda。

qiaoqiaoqiaoqiao,zheinahaishizuotianbaozheerzikuchengpofudeneiren,yishendebiaoqishizu。

“zheiweishi?”xiaolizhuangmozuoyangdewen。

“heng,zheishizanhuidajiangjundexiaolaopo。”wushirushihuida,tazheirenbuairaoxinyan,xiangshashuosha,genxushibuduipanyebushiyiliangtianle,yeconglaibuzaiwairenmianqianyanshi,genghekuang,tanianqingshihouyeshinvzhonghaojie,conglaibuzhiwangzhehuiyuzhongguorizi,suoyiconglaibujixushimianzi。

xushibeitazheimelengchaorefengdezaoxiguanle,buguoweiquhaishiyaozhuangde,buranzenmetongguotaderouruolaixianshiwushidemanhengbujianglini。

tasuanshikanchulaixiaoligenhuishangyidebuduifule,yaoshinengbatalachengzijiyidui,qidewushizhimaoqingyan,qibukuaizai?

zhikexitadacuolesuanpan,xiaolijialiyijiazijingcha,zuikanbuguanzheizhongzhezheyanyanguaiwanmojiaodexingwei,fanergengxihuanzhishuangdewushi。

genghekuang,xiandaishehui,nagenvrenbuduixiaosanshenetongjuea!

“a,yuanlaidediedexiaofurena!”xiaolihuangrandawudao,“shijianpiaoliangxiaoguniangqianqianwan,zenmezhaolegebanlaoxunianga?”

xushilianqingleyidaban,pianshengyinrenzheyifugannubuganyandekelianyang,yaoshinanrenjianledouyaoxintengziji,kewushijianlequeyiduzihuo。

jiushizheifuhulijingxianggoudehuiyuzhongzhaobuzhebei!

“heng!neinianqingdeweierdan,huidajiangjunbisaiwenbuzhe。”

xushiyaoyajichuliangdilei,xuanranyuqidemoyang,kanzhefenwaikelian。

xiaoliyifubeiexindaodebiaoqing,henhendecuolecuoshoubei,“nibie,taiexinle,damanishaoshuowuliushileba,zheizhongbiaoqingyejiuheshiwomenshiqibasuideshaonvzuozuo,nizheibanianjitaishenrenle。”

xushidebiaoqingjiangzailelianshang,tazaihuiyuzhongneiliwuwangbushengdezhanshua,jiushipangrenkanleyehuixinshenglianmin,buxiangdiyiciduixiaoliyongjingshizheiyangdexiachang。

wushixinlipaizhangjiaohao,xinliduixiaolizheige‘erxifu’dehaoganducengcengcengshangshengdaoleyigeqiansuoweiyoudegaodu。liantaerzidouzhihuijiaotarennai,buxiangyouyitianjuranyourennengbangzhetashoushixushi,jianzhidakuairenxin!!

zhengyinci,wushigengjiandinglepeixiaoligenxiaosanyizhandaodidejuexin!tongshitianyalunluorena!

“shaofurenyouxiaoxinshihaoshi,kenujiahaodaiyeshishaofurendeerniang,shaofurenhekuweiletaohaopopojiuzheibanzuojiannujia……”zhouweidexiarensihudouzaichaozheilikan,xushiditoujiazuomoyanlei,shouletiandaweiquyiban。

xiaolitiaotiaomei,youyisi。

“nindouzichengnulezenmehaimeidianzuonucaidejuewua,yigexiaoqienigennucaishenmefenbie?pashangchuangshenglezhongnihaizhenbazijidangzhuzile?”

zheijijuhuazhizhaxushixindi,tawuzhexinkouyaozhuya,benyiweixiaowanyinshigedajiaguixiu,hezhiqianderenyiyanghaoduifu,buxiangtayajianzuilihaobuliuqing,jiaotalianyanmiandounanyizhicheng,yuanbenyouwushizaitaderizijiugoubuhaoguole,rujinzaijiayigexiaowanyin……xushizhijuedeqingtianpili。

“zaishuoshenmeni?”huiyuzhongdeshengyinyuanyuanchuanlai,xushimeishangyixi,yingshengshengjichuleliangdiyanlei。

huiyuzhongjinriqichidetaizu,yixiangdaoerzideshinaozijiugenkuaizhaleside,zaozaojieshulexunlianbianhuilejia。

yihuilaijiujianxiaolaopomozheleizhandalaopomianqian,mingyanrenyikanjiuzhidaoshoulebushaoqi,gengshiqibudayichulai。

tazhidaowushiyizhiduixushibuman,wairenmianqiancongbujimianziyejiubale,jingrandangzhexinjiaerxidemianyezheiban,xiangxianghuishangyizhengshitajiaochulaidehaoerzi,zhenggerenjiugenchileshiyiyang。

“jiangjun……”xushiweiweiququzhuanletou,yankuanghongchengyipian,yanleizhuzidiaochengyipian,kandehuiyuzhongxindouruanle。

xiaoliwulidechelechezuijiao,shuoshihuaxushizhangdeshimei,zhenggerenyetouluzheyiguzirouruo,kezheibanianjizuochuzheifubiaoqing,dequeshizuozuodeguofenle,gujiquanshijieyejiuhuiyuzhongzhenjuedetakelian。

huiyuzhongkanlekanwushi,yilianzebeizhiyi,zhuanlianmianduixushiqueyizhuanchengsishuirouqing,zhichajiangrenyongruhuaizhongxixifuwei,“nimingzhitashenziguruo,hekuyouweinanyuta。”

wushinuhuochongtiandengdaleyanjing,taxingzizhishuang,wulizhiyebucha,nianqingshihougenhuiyuzhongyemeishaoguoguozhao,xianzaizhichaluqixiuzichongshangqujiujihuiyuzhongjiaoyuyidun,kuidexiaoliyanjishoukuailazhuleta。

zhongsuozhouzhi,bailianhuadeshashanglidoulaiyuanyuzhishangquexiandenanren,duifuzheizhongnanrenlaiyingdekebuxing,haishibishencailaidetongkuai。

zuozuodenvrenbuguannageshidaidoushinvxingtiandi,genghekuangguazhexiaosandetouxian。xiaoliduiwushiyinxianghaisuanbucuo,bingbujieyijiaohunshuidetongshilatayiba。

rushixiangzhe,xiaoliduizhezijidatuishanghenhenqialeyiba,dunshitongdeliangyanleiwangwang,yuyanleigandechabuduoledexushiyiduibi,duifangkudejiuganseduole。

“erniangqifuwoyejiubale,diediejingyebuzhuchigongdao……yingyingying………woqianlitiaotiaojiaguolai,bushouzhangfudaijianyejiubale,popohaiweizebeiwo,buxiangerniangjiuyaozhishouhuajiao。wuwuwuwuwu………”

xiaolihanleikanxianghuiyuzhong,ganjueyanleikuailiubuchulaile,limataishouwuzhelian,kudexilihualade。

huiyuzhonglenglejimiaozhong,yishijianjingranyoudianmengbi,tazuoyoukankanlianggeleiren,xianchujifenshaoyoudeweinan。

wushichadianbaofadenuqiyixiazibeixiaolijiaomie,xinzhongjiaolejishenghao,mianshangquefenhaobuxian,yirujiwangdilengzhelian。

“zhei……cailan,nikeshishuoleshenmebugaishuode?”beiwushidingdeyoudianfamao,sihuzhenshizijicuoguailetayiban,huiyuzhongganbabawenleju,nandedeyoudianxinxu。

xushibeixiaolidehuagengleyixia,zaitinghuiyuzhongwenhua,jingzhenjuechujifenweiqu,bielebiezui,kudegengshangxinle。

tadasuankujiuyidian,denghuiyuzhongxintengle,zaiyigunaobashiqingtuijixiaoli,buxiangxiaoliquemeijitabandianjihui,zhijieqiangguolehuatou。

“diediehekuwenerniang,hengshushiwomeibenshi,yaopaopaobule,yaoliuliubuzhu,wobuxiangerniangyoubenshi,huisihounanren,changdefujunchongai。erniangshuodedui,fujunjiyixinxiangzheaxiu,wojiugaiquanxinquanyiweifujunzhexiang,chengquantamenyeba。zhishixiaolimenxinziwen,zixiaoyebushishoudeweiqude,yaowohebierengongshiyifu,diediehaiburujiaotaxiulewo!”

huiyuzhongyuetinglianyuelv,tazhidaoxushisuizuilexie,duixiaolidehuananmianyeyoujifenxiangxin,quezenmeyemeixiangdaoxushihuiduixiaolishuozheixie。

“queyoucishi?”huiyuzhongheizhelianwenxushi。

xushimudengkoudai,youshengyilaiyeshidiyicishouhuiyuzhongdeheilian,xiandeyouxiesesede,“tahushuo!nujiahecengshuoguozheixiehua!jiangjun,neidoushitawuxiannujiaya。”

铛!正中下怀!

xiaolizuojingexiang,yifunanyizhixindeyangzi,moleyaoyaochun,jichujidishangxindemaolei,“hezheerniangjiuqifuwoyigewailairen?”

xushichadianbengbuzhulaobailiandewaibiao,yikouyinyajihuyaosui。“qiaoshaofurenshuodeshenmehua,nujiajiushijieletiandadedanyebuganqifunia,haiwangshaofurenbuyaowuzhongshengyoucaihao。”

“erniangshuodeshi,hengshuhuijiashierniangde,qinghongzaobairennishuolesuan。xiaolibuguoshiwailaideqifu,jiushigonggongmianqiansusuweiquyeshipingbairerenxian。wobuxiangpopoxinxiongkuanguang,nengrongpangrensuobunengrong,erniangruoshiyixinxiangyaoxieyunxiujinmen,xiaolizoujiushile!”

huiyuzhongshiyuetingyuehuo,zicongdaerzizuogeerchengqinqijiushifeibuduan,xianzaibulunduicuo,xiaolishijuebunengzoude,burantaerzikejiuzhenchenglemingmantianxiadeduanxiulea,zaizheshuole,haomenyanggejuanchongshichangyoudeshi,kenayoubananrenqujinmenzuoxiaode,qibushirerenxiaohua,genghekuangxieyunxiubulunpinxingruhe,queyoucaihua,tajiayaoshizhenzheimezuoleqibushiyaorenlixin?

xieyunxiuzheicisuanshireleyishensao,napatazhendeshigegangtiezhinan,zaiwairenyanliyeshigenwenxiangle。

“sheishuodexieyunxiuyaojinmen,danfanlaozihaihuozheyitian,tajiubiexiangjinwohuijiadamen。”huiyuzhongshuozhe,haidengledengxushi,suanshijixiaoligemianzi。

kexushinalishineimehaodafade,wushiyebuhaore,xiaoligengbushishengyoudedeng,doubudasuanshunzhezheigetaijiexia。

xushianzidengdaleyanjing,wadeyishengdakuqilai,rourouruoruoyizhehuiyuzhong,kuaiyaokuduanchangleside,bianshangjiazhuangrenzhenganhuodeyahuanpuyiduolehaojiceng,cemufenfen,kandehuiyuzhongqingjinzhitiao。

xiaoliyiduojiao,biezulejingeryouhenqialezijiyiba,yanleizhuzishuashuashuazhidiao,yifugannubuganyandemoyang。

wushilenghengyisheng,yanqianhuangruoyiduigounannv,kandeyanjingteng,zhiwangshangfanbaiyan。

“niangdehaoerxi,nihekukuzhezheiyangzuojianziji。nihuidajiangjunzheishijinianlaimanxinmanyandoushizijideqie,nalikandejianbierenchidekushoudezui。dangnianniniangwopeizhetaxingjundazhangshenshouzhongshang,tahaibushizhaoyangweilenierniangfenghan,bawoyirendiuzaiyingzhongdengsi。”