kexianranyaojiaguolaidezhengzhubushixiaolaopoya，haishishuohuishangyiyouxiaoqie，haishenglezai，xianzaicaiqudalaopo？
rushixiangzhetahunshenyizhenehan，xiangxianghuishangyizuotianduitashangxiaqishoude，zaixiangxiangzheishigeyoufuzhifu，gengshiexindaobuxing。
“他有老婆？”
“heng！”xiaowawanaoguaziyangdelaogao，xianranyifubuxiangdalitadeyangzi。
xiaoliecongdanbiansheng，guyiyinsensenkanzhexiaowawa，“bushuoshiba？zhidaowoxianzaishisheima？nihouma！nidongbudongshenmeshihoumaa？wotiantiandani，gendanidiesidedani，bujinifanchi，wohaibanishoujiaozheduanle，jiaonichuquyaofan！”
sheizhixiaowawadandingdekanzhexiaoli，genkanzhizhangside，“qibuxian，weijiazhihuo，diediehuixiulenide。”
“heheda，nidaoshiqugaosunidie，jiaotazaodianxiulewo，wocaihaohuijia。”
“buzhixiuchi！”yitidaotadiexiaowawajiuzhalemao，ehenhendengxiaoliyiyan，“wocaibujiaodiediexiuleni，pianyaotaliuzheni，banijiaoguaileweizhi！”
hei，zheixiaowajianghuagengexiaodarenside，xiaolihaixiangzaikonghekonghe，huilaotaiyequewuzhuletadezui，“bieshuohuale，lairenle。”
xiaoliwangyuanfangkanqu，guolebanfenzhong，yuanchuguoranchuxianlejigeshenying，daizoujinleyikan，jingranshiqunlaonianren，gegebailebangetou，qishixiongxiongsichuzhangwang。
“huilaotou！nijilaozichulai！”
“出来！”
laotaiyejianjirenmeizhaozheziji，duncaocongzhengtouleni，buxiangxiaochulesheng，litouyilaotaitaiercongmuming，yitingshengxiang，zigeguaizhangchuleguolai，laotaiyedaheyishengshankaile，xiaowawajiandashibuhao，ganjinyibabaxiaolituikai，bimianletabeiguaizhangzanaodaishangdeeyun。
“xinghuide，haibuganzhengmianjianrenle？”
laotaiyenaonaotou，“nagebuganle，nimenjigelaobuside，woyaoshizhijiezhanzheidengnimen，nimenbudehepodanbuganlaile？”
“wopei！”laotaitaichuchushoulideguaizhang，shangxiasaolesaoxiaoli，“nijiuzheiyigebangshou？”
tidaoxiaolihuilaotaiyexianchujifendese，barenwangqianyila，jiaorenshangshangxiaxiakangeqingchu，“wosunxifuer，dushurenchushengde。”
jigelaotoulaotaitaijiangxiaolishangxiadaliangyifan，zhidechuyigejielun，bunaida。
zhiyuandexiaolizhangdechunliang，bai**nen，shoushouxiaoxiao，dayanjingshuiwangwangde，xiaoxiabaxiaolianpan，bandianbuxianghuigongfudemoyang。
“zeze，nimobushilaohunletou，tazheixiaoshenbanhaiaibulewoyiguaizhangde，xinghuide，ganjinbadongxihaiwomen，biejiaowomenqifuren。”
huilaotaiyebuleyidewujinleyaojiandebao，chaoxiaolinunuzui，“sunxifuershang！jiunanidawodasunzineiyizhao！”
xiaoliwuyu，wotininsunzineiyituizhinengyongzainanrenshenshangdehaoba，zaishuolezheiyiqunjiaqilaidoukuaisiwubaisuileba，wohaizhenxiadequshou？
dangjijuedingbulihuizheijiren，zhuanshenyaozou。
buliaoneixiaowawaquelazhegoudangzaileqianmian，“buxuzou！”
xiaolizaichushengyebunengduixiaohaierdongshouba？shiyifanlegebaiyan，“rangkai，nihaizhenbupayoulehoumajiuduogehoudiea？daoshihouwoyuezhenidieyikuaibaniwangsilida。”
xiaowawayefanlegebaiyan，“wodiecaibuhuidawo！yaodayedani！dieshuole，yaowokanhaoni，niyaoshipaoletajiuzhaoyedashazijiwodanghouniang，heng！wocaibuyaoyedashazi！”
“neinijiuyaowo？”xiaolinanyizhixindetaotaoerduo，xianranzheihaiziduitayexihuanbudaonaliqu。
“heng！”xiaowawafanlegedabaiyan，“qiexianliuzheni，dengwozhangdalezaijidiehuangehaode。”
de，nierzizhenyouzhiqi。
liangrenshuozhe，quebuliaohuilaotaiyelianseyibian，turanduixiaowawadahou，“buhuan！sheiyebuzhunhuan！wojiuyaoalidangwosunxifuer！”shuowanhaiduixiaolitaohaodexiaoxiao，kandexiaoliyizhenehan。
bianshangdelaotaitaibumandechuchuguaizhang，“shuodaodixinghuide，dongxinidaodihaibuhaiwo？”
“buhai！”huilaotaiyehuidadeganjingliluo。
laotaitaimiqiyanjing，mengdeshuaiqiguaizhangzhichaohuilaotaiyemianmenxilai。xiaoliyikanbuhao，ganmangdangzailaoyezimianqian，tikailaotaipodeguaizhang。
laotaitaihoutuijibu，dingzhexiaolikanlehaoyihuier，zhongyuchenshengdao，“kanlaishilaoshenxiaoqiaonile。buguoyebushishenmelianjiazi，huidianquanjiaoyeganlaicourenao？”
shuohuajian，laotaitailianchujizhao，xiaolisuirandoudanglexialai，queyejianganchili。zheilaotaipoliqidadechuqi，tajingyinyuebudi。
“heng！chengbuzhuleba？meidianneijiagongfudanzidaotingda。wolaotaipoyebugenniyongneili，miandeyourenshuowoqixiao！”
xiaolichili，etoushangjianjianmaochuhanzhuzi，renbuzhuhuitouchaohuilaotaiyedahou，“nidaodinaletashenmedongxi？！”
laotaiyenuonuobuyuanduoshuo，neilaopoziquelvlelian，xianranyebuyuanshuochu。
yankanzheshizaidabuguole，xiaoliwanxiayaoshenduoguolaotaipoyiji，yijiaosaoqimandishashi，zhuanshenlazhehuilaotaiyeheneixiaowawajiupao。
laotaitaiyishibubeibeifeilemantoumanliandehui，liansezhujianyinchenxialai，“nimenjigejiudasuangankanrenao？”
jigelaotouzinikankanwo，wokankanni，zuihouchulailegehefatongyande，jiaoxiayidianjiuliledi，zaijigezhiyajianqingcaijixia，qingsongzhuishangxiaolijiren。
“huixiong，haishibadongxihaihuilaiba，biejiaolaogebuhaozuorena。”
xiaolixiabadoukuaidiaodishangle，zheixierenshizenmele，dongbudongjiulaigeqinggongshuaxintadesanguan，niudundeguancaibanbanhuiyabuzhude！
“heng！buji！nimenjiaolaozilailaoziyelaile，haixiangzenmezhe！”huilaotaiyezhengshuozhe，zhuantoujiujiaoxiaoli，“sunxifu，data！”
xiaoliyukuwulei，renjiadouhuifeidewobuhuihaoma。
“dabuguo，nihaitaba。”xiaolixuanzechengshi。
pianpianhuilaoyezitingbudongside，biezhezuidoukuaikule，yaoduoweiquyouduoweiqu。
“heng，yaoshiwodiediezai，feibanimendoudapaxiale！”xiaowawabuheshiyidekaikou。
huilaoyeziyitinglimalailejingshen，“wosunxifukebawodasunzidapaxialou，nimenyiqunlaobusidebuzaihuaxia！”
yankanzhehoubianneiyiqunlaotoulaotaitaizhuileshanglai，xiaolizhenkuaikule，wozhenxindabuguoa。
xiaowawazaicibuheshiyidejieguotai，“neidoushiwodiedierangzheta！”
zheicilaotaitaimeizaijimianzi，shanglaitizheguaizhangjiukaida，bianshangjigelaonianrenyeshizhijieshangshouchuzhao。huilaotaiyegenhefatongyanneirenchandouzaiyiqi，baigouzisisihuzhexiaowawa，xiaoliyirenduisige，dadekubukanyan。
zhonghuawushubodajingshen，naihetazhihuitaiquandaohejuntiquana，henkuaibaixiazhenlai，shenshanghaiailelaotaitaihaojiguaizhang，xuefangdeshangyipolehaojichu。
haowuyiwen，huilaotaiyehanleibeijirenqiangxingsouleshen，daozouxiaoliyemeiqiaojiantadaodinalerenjiashenmedongxi。
dengrenzouwanle，huilaotaiyeduizhetayishengzhangtan，“bukanyiji。”
xiaolinaomenshangqingjinbaoqi，“nidangwoxiangrezheiyishensaoa。”
“niyaoshidayingle，xiaocuijiubadongxisongwole。”shuozhe，huilaotaiyeshangshangxinxindewanghuizou，jiulianxiaowawayenazhong‘nizheigefeiwu’deyanshenkanxiaoli，kandexiaolinuhuozhongshao，jiuxiangchongshangquqiasizheiyilaoyixiaodele。
sihuganjuedaoweiji，congtoudaoweimeihangguoyishengdeshougouzituranduixiaolifachudihou。
狗仗人势，哼！
xiaolibeizusunerrenzhetengleyitian，caheihuidejiangjunfu，huijiayijiarenzhengweizhedayuanzhuodengkaifanni。
wushireqingdezhaohulexiaolizuoxiachifan，huishangyitiaotiaomei，xiaodebuhuaihaoyi，bianshangshihongzheyankuangyilianluomodexushi，xushizuobianzuoleshihunluopodejiangjun，youbianzuolezhishenshiwaidehuishangxian，haimeirenshuohuagejujiufenwaijingcai。
zhikexijintiandexiaolileicanle，bandiankanhaoxidexinsidoumeile，mianqiangchilejikoudongxijiuxianghuiqushuijue。
huishangyigentoulaolanggouside，xifueryiqishenjiulimagenleshangqu，xiaolishenjingyijin，turanbeijidouliangleyidapian。
“genzhe**mani，youbujinixiangchi！”
huishangyiheiheiyixiao，“weifusongniangzihuifang。”
xiaolifanlegebaiyan，“yongbuzhenisong，nishuinishufang，woshuiwowoshi，gebuxianggan，yebushunlu，gaigunkuaiguna”
“qiaoniangzishuode，shufanghewofangbenjiuzaiyigeyuanzili，weifudesongsongniangzi，yeshiyinggaide。”
“nidaodixiangganma？！”
huishangyicuocuoshou，yiliandebuhuaihaoyi，“niangzijinerjilaozikoulekoudaguo，laozidangranshiyaobachangzizhaohuilai，zhengmingzijiqingbaile。”
quninainaide！zheirenzhangdetingshuaide，zenmezuoqishilaizheimeweisuotaorenxianni。
xiaolibailebaiquantou，shigeshouzhitoukabengkabengaigexiang，“yaoshishi？”
“heihei，”huishangyizhilezhizijidelian，“dashitengmashiai，niangzidalaozi，laozixinlitian。”
xiaolitingdeqingjinzhimao，zheihuojianzhierdaomeibianle，duibunengzuodianfuhenizhangxiangdeshiqingma，feidezheimegeyingren？ananjingjingzuogemeinanzibuyetinghao？
xiaolimeirenzhu，yiquanzhijiehuileshangqu。buguozheiyicixiaolizaile，huishangyizhijieniezhuletadequantou，shenzhihaifangzaizuibianqinleyikou。
“xialiu！”xiaolinubukee。
“laoziqindezijixifueryoubushibieren，zenmejiuxialiule？”
“shaojiwochuaizhemingbaizhuanghutu，nimingzhidaowobushixiaowanyin，niguyide！”xiaoliyijiaohenhencaizaihuishangyijiaobeishang。
zhinengshuohuishangyihenyouxianjianzhiming，zaozaobaxiaolidegaogenxiemeishoule。xianzaixiaolichuanderuanbudixiuhuaxiebandianweilimeiyou，zheimecaishangqugenjihuishangyi**side。