第1章我穿越了
“taxiaochanbushiwohaide！bushiwo！”
“honey，zhouyiwanshang8diandemeizhuangzhibo，biewangleao~”
“wozhenbuzhidaoshenmezanghonghua！”
“linge，niqiangdaopenghuaai！”
“qiuqiunimenbiedale！wochengrenshiwo，wochengren......”
“fox，fenshouba！”
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haotong，shentidemeiyigexibaodouzaijiaoxiaozhehaotong。
hunluan，zheiyiqiesimengfeimeng，mihuyouneimedeqingchu。
wozhijide，tasile——
yeselongzhaozhedadi，yinfengguaguojuanqidishangdekuzhibaiye，guiyide“shashasheng”haosiguiguaizhengningdelengxiao。
yidaociyandeshandianhuatianmu，zheneryulongdeleishengdazuo，sizaikuangbennuhou，sizaijigumingyuan。pangtuodayucongtianqingdaoerxia，kuangsaozhehaowushengjideshijie。
beishaojiaodebanjiecuzhuangshuzhibeifengyucuicandezaiyechengbuzhu，congzhiyachuduanliekailai。
shuzhiluodi，zhongzhongdidazaiyizuofenquanzishang，danleyixiazaigunluodaoyibian。
neizuofenquanzihurandongledong，yizhifeipangdeshoucongdibushenchulai，youshenchuleyizhi，jiezheliangzhishoukaishiwangwaihui。‘fenquanzi’benzhuodiniudongzheshenzi，zuihouzhenggerenchilidizuoqilai。
zhenjing！kansiyizuofenquanzidedongxi，jingranshiyigeshenxingsishandepangguniang。
pangguniangtoufalingluanbukan，beilianshangdefeiroujichengliangtiaoxiaofengdeyanjing，muguangdaizhidikanzhezijideshou，shenshangbaoguoleyicengzangxixideniba，cishigengxiangyizuotuqideshanbao。
“wochuanyuele？wochuanyuele......wojingranchuanyuele！！wozheishichuanyuechengshale？”
pangguniangnanyizhixindiyongshourouzhezijidefeilianziyanziyu，bingliangdeyushuidazaishenshang，tayebuduo，fanertaiqitouyingshangyushuiyongshoumoleyiba。
lianshangdenitubeixijing，baofengyudaoshishishiwudetingle。
xialinge，nv，ershiqisui，gangcanjiawanzijiguimidehunli，zaihuijialushangjiedaolenanpengyoudefenshoudianhua，zhihoutazuozaigongyuanchuilengfeng，jiandaoleyigegudonghezi，haoqixinshiran，tadakailehezi，yushichuanyuele。
“xingba，jiranlaotianrangwobianchengleni，wojiutinizaihaohaohuoyici。neixienibengaishuyunide，wotongtongdouhuibangninahuilai，nishoudeshangwoyehuiyiyihaihuiqu。”
xialingeshengelanyao，youzuozheshuaishuaifamadeshou，shuaishouzhijianzadaoyigeyingbangbangdedongxi，chelejixiameichedong，danbeilaleqilai。
tahuiguotouqukan，zijizhuazhedeshiyizhishou，yizhisirendeshou。
害！
“wuliangtianzun，wuyichupeng，youshizhaosongjia......”xialingesongkaishouzaidishangcuolejixia，duizheneishishoubailebai。
xialingezhanqishenzizoulejibu，faxiandaochudoushifenquanziheshishou，haiyoutuzhonglouchulaidesensenbaigu，cichushiluanzanggang。
“xianglaisongjiahaisilexiaruzhu，yebuhuixinshandaohaibangtacaobansangshi。”
xialingebugandange，yibianqianchengmonianzhe‘wuyimaofan’，yibianshiqiyigenshuzhidangzuoguaizhangxiaoxinyiyidiwangqianzou，caidaoganjuebuzhengchangdedongxijiuduonianshangjibian。luanzangganghengshibianye，congtamanwumudewangqianzou，zuilideninanjiumeitingguo。
yiri，taiyangdediyilvguangchuanpohouzhongdeyunceng，nuanyangyangdizhaozaixialingepojiudeyishangshang。tayijingxialeneizuokepadefenshan，zouzaiyitiaoxiangjianxiaolushang，yanzheluzouyinggaijiunengzhaodaofujindecunzi。
“niangzinimoyaodeng~kanchaidegegeyou，tapixingdaiyuegui......”youyangdegeshengyouyuanjijin，tingqilaixiangshisanwugenanzideyangzi。
xialingexinliyixi，xianglaizheishitayudaodediyiqunren，nengtaodaoxiechidejiranshijihaode，yaoshitaobudaowenwenluyehao。
buguofangrenzhixinbukewu，cichushanjiaoyewai，tayigeruonvziwanyiyudaoweixian，......quanhengzhixia，xialingejuedingbumaoxian，dengtamenlikaiyihou，shunzhetamenliuxiadejiaoyin，yinggaiyeshikeyizhaodaoqucunzidelu。
xialingejihushitangzaicaolicainengbazijiyinzangqilai，neijigekanchaidebenlaidaoshimeifaxianta。
kexi，guaitazijibushen，qishendeshihou**zhuangzaishenhoudedashushang，yaoyaohuanghuangdefeiroujifuyoudanxing，batazhenggerenchaoqiandanlechuqu。
“哎呦！”
nanzimentingdaoguniangdeshengyintingxiajiaobu，jirenxiangshiyiyan：zheidierjingranyouxiaoniangzi？
tamenheiheiyixiao，huitouchaozheshengyindefangxiangzouqu。
xialingezhenshixiangjizijiyibazhang：suanle，binglaijiangdangshuilaituyan，shihuairendehuayi**zuosita。
yinanzishitandao：“guniang？”
xialingeyebuzaiduo，congdishangmanmanpaqilai，neijianzhijiushiyizuoshanbadierqi，ranhoumanyouyouzhuanguoletou。
“xiaonvzizaicichumilelu，buzhidaojiweidagekefougaozhixiaonvzi，zheishihechu？zuijindecunzigaiwangnalizou？”xialingedongledongbizi，wenjianleshenshangsanfazhedenongzhongxingchou。
yigeshouxiaonanzidangchangtu：“ou。”
xialingezhabazheyanjing，zijiyoushuocuoshenmema？shibugoudewenrou？haishibugoukelianchuchu？
lingyijianzhuangnanzidao：“zoulezoule，zaidaiyihuier，fandoushengle。”
饭？省了？
xialingemanglazhunanzidao：“dage，nidefanshengle，nengfoujiwo？xiaonvzidinghuihuibaodage。”
“gungungun！ninashenmehuibao？”jianzhuangnanziyijiaojiangxialingetidaoyibian：“moyaozanglelaozideyishang。”
neiyijiaotizaixialingedeshangkoushang，yindeyizhenshengteng。tanumudao：“bujijiubuji，zendihaidongjiaotiren！”
jianzhuangnanzidadao：“yinweipazangleshou。”
youyiyouheinanzikaikou：“suozhu，nibushishuoyaojianhuiquzuoxifu？”
“he~pei！”beihuanmingsuozhudenanzichaozhexialingetuleyipaotuomo：“wonazhidaoshizheimegepowanyi，woqutazuoxifuer，haiburuqunijiaquanlidelaomuzhu。”
jigenanzixiaodeqianfuhouyang：“ahahahaha......”
xialingebiequdeleizaiyanzhongzhidazhuanzhuan，jiuyinweipang，suoyibuyinggaibeiwenrouyidaima？
tamenkeyibubangta，danweiheyaoxiuruta？
xialingebenxiangpaqilaiyirenshuaishangyibazhang，danxiangzheshilixuanshutaida，zhihaoxianrenle。buguo，tazaoyijingzaixinshangananjixialeyibi。
“zheifeizhu......zeze，yaoshiwojiaquanlineitounengzhangzheimefei，yinggainengzhibushaoqian。”
“sifeipo！modanglu。”
mingmingshitamenzouguolai，xianzaiquebianchengletadangdao。
xialingeyaoleyaoya，renle。tamomoyidongzhezijideshenzi，rangchuyitiaodao。
jigenanzicongtashenbianzouguo，youyiwuyidiyirenchuailetayijiao，daxiaozheyangzhangerqu......