怎么办?
tabaodazijigonggongdeguocheng,beifulaoxiangqinjiweiguanle。
有点不好意思呢!
lishensuisuizuijindeyigedama,shengyinhongliangdewenta。
“gulaodajiade,nizenmenengdazijidegonggong,zheikeshidanibudaoa!yaobeizhuaqilaide。”
qitadefulaoxiangqinyezaiyilunfenfen,shensuisuibujibuzaodeqishen,lianshangmeiyousihaodejupa。
ganghaozheishi,gumuhegumoxingchonglechulai。
gumushoulinazhecaidao,ergumoxingshoulishinazheyibachuizi。
zhijiebafulaoxiangqindoukanshale,dunshijiuanjinglexialai。
shensuisuimeijizhehaishou,zaigumuchongdaotamianqian,yaobacaidaokanxiangtagebodeshihou,tacaiyijiaobagumuchuaikai,haishunshiduoguoleneibacaidao。
nazhechuizidegumoxing,kandaozijimuqinbeichuaidaozaidi,caidaoquezaishensuisuishoulishi,tajiubuganchongle。
weiguandefulaoxiangqinmen,doubeiyanqiandezheiyimumujijingdaile。
shilibacunde,jiumeiyouneigegangrumendeerxifugenshensuisuizheimehude,jingranganbaodazijigongpo。
zaizheige‘posu’debashiniandai,erxifujiugaihaohaodexiaoshungongpo,buranjiushidanibudao。
danshensuisuikebushiyibandehu,tatizhedao,laidaolefulaoxiangqinmianqian。
hedetamenganjinwanghoutui。
tingzhubufa,shensuisuixiaoyeruhua,shengyinqingcuideshuo。
“geweishushuayi,gegejiejiemen,mafanjiwozuogejianzheng。”
“ganggangnimenyekandaole,ruguowobuhaishoudehua,neiwodegeboshuobudingyijingbeikanxialai。”
zaigumoxingdechanfuxia,gufuhegumuzongsuanshizhanleqilai。
dantamendeyanjingdouzhengbuzenmekai,taitengle。
neixiechunpodefulaoxiangqinmen,ganggangqueshiqinyankandaogumunazhedaokanxiangleshensuisui,ranhoushensuisuicaifanjide。
gumoxingrenzhetengtong,nulidezhengdayanmou,faxianqingkuangbudui。
talimazhizheshensuisuishuo,“shinixiandawomende。”
gumulianmangdianlediantou,zhizhezijideyanjingshuo,“dui,shinixianbawomendachengzheiyangde。”
yigeyuemowushilaisuidedashuduishensuisuishuo,“gulaodajiade,nizenmenengxiandazijidegongpo,zheikeshidabuxiaodeshi,yaojinzhulongde。”
duiyuzheimelengdedongtian,buhuizaizhongwushierdianqianqichuangdeshensuisuilaishuo,xiantadebeizi,potayilianlengshui,caishidabuxiaodeshi。
zhabalexiayanmou,shensuisuimanlianwugudeshuo。
“wozhisuoyidatamen,shiyinweitamenyaoqiangwodeqian,haibawotuidao。”
suiranshensuisuijialiyoukuang,bushirenjianyanhuo,dantahaishizhidaode,zaizheibashiniandai,zuoweiyigeerxifu,liudianduoqilaizuozaofan,shizaizhengchangbuguodeshi。
gumulisuodangrandefanbodao,“shenmejiaoqiangniqian,xianzaihaimeifenjia,nijiugaibaqianshangjiaojiwo。”
gumoxingkengqiangyoulideshuo,“womenmeiyoutuini,shinizijishuaidaode。”
shengyinhongliangdedamaduishensuisuishuo,“gulaodajiade,zheijiushinidebuduile。meifenjiabaqianshangjiaojinipoposhiyinggaide,nizenmenengyinweizheimeyidianxiaoshi,jiudatamenni!”
shouchicaidaodeshensuisui,yilianlizhiqizhuangdeshuo。
“womeidatamen,woshizaisongtamenxinnianliwu。”
啥?新年礼物?
zaiduquanyuanzhenjingdefulaoxiangqinmen:“……”
shensuisuizhizhegumoxingdeyanjingshuo,“zheishiguobaopaimojing,quanqiu**bande,daichuquhuitoulvbaifenzhibai,jueduishijieshangzuijingdezai。”
bianyangzheshoulidecaidao,shensuisuibianduifulaoxiangqinmenjixushuodao。
“nimenyaoshixihuandehua,woyekeyisongnimenyifue!”
suiranfulaoxiangqinmentingbudongshensuisuizaishuoshenme,dantamenganshoudaolemodadeweixie。
turan,shensuisuishoulidecaidaobeirenduozou。
nanrendichenjifuyoucixingdehaotingsangyin,zaitaerbianxiangqi。
“别伤到自己。”
shensuisuikanqingchuduozoucaidaoderenshigumocihou,tashouqishenshangdefengmang,kelianyouwuzhudewendao。
“你去哪了?”
gumocitaiqishou,rangshensuisuikantashoulidedongxi,“woqujinimaizaofan。”
youbaozi,youdoujiangyoutiao,haiyouhuntuntang。
babenlaimeijuedeedeshensuisui,zhijiekandeyanleyankoushui。
chongdaogumocigenqiandegumoxing,yijingliangyanleiwangwang,shengyingengyan。
“dage,shitabawohebamadachengzheiyangzi,zhendehaotenghaoteng。”
gumukaishiaihao,“xiaoci,nizheiqudebushiren,shizhimulaohua!”
“zheicaigangjinmendiertian,tajiugandanibamahaiyou**mei,niyaoshibuhaohaojiaoxunyixiata,neixiaci,tajiugaiyaowomendemingle。”
gufuzhijiechaoqiyipangdesaozhoudijigumoci,“jiwoda,henhendeda,yaoburantadouyaofantianle。”
kandaogumociyoujieguosaozhou,gumoxingpotiweixiaodeshuo。
“dage,tazhendehaoguofen,bamadouzheimedanianjile,tajingranhaibabamachuaidaozaidishang。”
gumuyi**zuozaidishang,“wozheilaogebolaotui,beitazheimeyida,bieshuozoulule,lianzhandouzhanbuwen。”
gufuzuoweiyijiazhizhu,tameiyoumaican,ershicuicugumociganjinshoushishensuisui。
erweiguandefulaoxiangqinmen,douhenyoumoqidejuede,shensuisuizheigedanibudaodeerxifu,yinggaibeijiaoxun。
danshensuisuiquezixinmanmandejuede,gumocibukenenghuiyongsaozhoudata。
yinweixianzaidegumoci,yijingbushiyuanlaideneigemabaonangumocile。
tagentayiyang,doulaiziweilaideshijie。
qianyishide,shensuisuiyijingbagumocidangchengshizheigeshijie,weiyidezijiren。
“啊……”
zheijianruidejiaosheng,bushilaiziyushensuisui,ershigumoxing。
yinweigumocishoulidesaozhou,shiluozailegumoxingshenshang。
gumushiyonghoude,“xiaoci,nibudazheigejiantizi,da**meiganma?”
shunjian,gumocidelianbimohaihei。
takangumudemuguang,lenglieshixue。
“你叫她什么?”
“贱……”
gumocidaduanlegumudehua,“daoqian。”
shensuisuizaixinlizhihukaopu,zheiguyingdibukuishizijirenya!
hengjiji!gumuganmatashijiantizi,yaoshimeizheimeduorenweiguan,tadequantou,kendingyijingwanggumushenshangzhaohule。
“xiaoci,nishibushifengle?xianzaishizheigejian……”
shigumocideyanshentaihairen,gumuxiayishidejiugailechenghu。
“shizheigesiyatoudalewoheniba,haiyou**mei,wozenmekenenggenzheigesiyatoudaoqian!”
gufuxiongsheneshadeduigumocishuo,“basaozhoujiwo,nibushedejiaoxunta,neijiuyouwozheigezuozhangbeide,laihaohaojiaoxunyixiazheigebuzhisihuodeyeyatou。”