第1章

【yuanwuernian,liuyuechuyi,buzhidaoshishenmeguitianqi。】

zaijingshenbingyuanxiaozhu,shuiyijuejiuchuandaolejiakongchaodai,buzhiyuanyin,yuanzhushenfenbuming,yemeijiyi,paesiwunaijiaruqitaodajun。

zheishishenmetianbengkaiju,buduiba?

【yuanwuernian,liuyuechuer,qingba,kantaiyangshiqingde,kanxinqingjiushidianshanleiming,kuangfengbaoyu!】

zaoshangheleyiwanmitang,weidaoqiguai,milikuhuangcucao,jiaozhexiangshixiaomaifupi,dangnianjianfeishi,teyimaizheidongxihe,shuoshikeyiguayou,xianzaixiangxiangzhenshiyoubing。

hewanpangbianxiaoqigaigaosuwoshuo,zheishiyongshengmitangzhudecaozi,mitangfangliangtianle,guaibudeheqilaisuansuande……

xiaoqigaihaitixingwoshuo,jintiandeduoyaoyixieshiwu,buranmingzaoqilaimeidechi。

tarenhaiguaihaolie,danwobuxiangyaofan,woyinggaizhaogegongzuo。

【yuanwuernian,liuyuechusan,yin。】

zhaogongzuobiyaofanhainan,yaofanhainengjiwoliangkuaibobo,zhaogongzuozhihuisongwoyigedabaiyan,zhihouyongsaozhoubawodachuqu。

haozaijintianyaodaojikuaidianxin,shigeguanjia**jide,woyeburenshi,xiaoqigaishuotadieshishenmeshangshu。

guantadieshishenmeni,fanzhengtatingshanliangde,dianxinzhenhaochi!

zhu:《taofanxinde》diyitiao,dadanlanche,huiyudaorenmeixinshande**jie。

【yuanwuernian,liuyuechusi,qing。】

taofandisitian,youshikao**jietouweihuozhedeyitian,tamendoubuganlanche,shuoshiyudaopiqibuhaode,mingjiumeile。

luguowangfu,tingrenshuofulizaizhaoyahuan,yaoqiulieleyidachuan,wolianyahuandouzuobule,shenwuzhangchu,haiduizheiliyiwusuozhi,jiuminga!

laotianyebawonongdaozheililai,jiushiweilerangwoyaofanma?

zheilijiuquewozheimeyigeqigai??

laotianyeshibushiyoumaobing?

(yixiashenglveyiwanzizanghua。)

……

shiqianxiajiangzijiderijiben,xiaoxinshouhao。

shuoshirijiben,qishijiushijianlaidefeizhi,muqianzhihaishisanzhuangde,qiansantianderijijizaiyizhangzhishang。

jintianmarendehuataiduo,budeyixinkaiyiye。

chuanyuediyitian,tahaiyiweizijiyaozuochuyifanjingtiandongdidedashiye,yincisuojiansuowendoudejiluxialai。

dengdaorihougongchengmingjiu,nachulaihuiyiwangxi,huikanzijizheibolanzhuangkuodeyisheng,duohao。

yongjianlaidefeizhimutanxieriji,duolizhia。

jiushizhengzhengsitianguoqule,tachuleyaofanhaishiyaofan,nanbuchengsuoweidejingtiandongdi,jiushitongyigaibang?

zaiqigaiduizhongzuochuyifanshiye?zuihoukaipigexinwangchao……gaiguohaoweidaming?

不行,得叫大夏。

pangbianxiaoqigaikantafaleng,renbuzhuwenshuo:“nimeitiandouzaixieshenmeni?”

“心得感悟……”

“噗!”

shiqianxiaguzuogaoshendehuahaimeishuowan,xiaoqigaijiubiebuzhuxiaole,yigeyaofande,haiyouganwu。

“nideganwunengbangniduoyaodaoyigemantouma?”

shiqianxiameishuohua,zaikucaoduilifanlegeshen,buzailita。

ciriwushi,shiqianxiacaishuixing,douyaofanlesheihaizaoqia?

zhaochangshangjieyoudang,xunzhaomubiaodetongshi,xiwangyourennengrenchutashishei。

dajiadoushihunchuan,pingshenmetameiyoujiyi!haizhaobudaojiaren!

zhengxiangzheni,yingmianguolaiyiliangyanse**demache。

chefuyishenqiaopidefenlanse,shoulinazheyijieqianfensemabian,jiulianmatuishang,doubangzhelianggecaisehudiejie。

cheshenshangxiaquanshijiaonenyanse,shiqianxiaxinxiang,zheishinajiade**,tianzhenkeai。

xiayimiaotajiuzhidaole,shenme**,nande!

biekanmabianyansenen,weilisihaobujian,zhentenga。

macheli,nanrenshouzhiqingtiaoweiman,muguangsuiyiyipie,tongkongshunjiansuojin,mouzhongtouchunonglieshayi,banshangcaiyaxiaqu。

huiguoshenlai,shiqianxiayijingpaomeiyingle。

xiaoqigaishuodeshizhende,yudaopiqibuhaode,yousangmingfengxian。

nanrenyincecedeliaoxiayiju:“zhaodaoneigeqigai,chachadixi。”

shiqianxiahaibuzhidaozijibeidingshangle,dangwanzairijizhongxiedao:

wocuole,wobugaimalaotianyede,fensemachelidenanrenxiongshenesha,chefugengshikuangbaowuli,yibianzishuaiguolai,tengsile。

sheijiahaolaoyemenzaimatuishangdahudiejiea???

shuxiewanbi,shiqianxiawuzhegeboweiqubabadezuozainei,yiyanbufa。

pangbianxiaoqigaixunchishuo:“rangnibielanche,nipianbuting,haidangzheishixuanzhengdidangzhengdeshihou?yijinggaichaohuandaile,neixie……”

“xuanzhengdi?”shiqianxialianseyibian,yinliangturanbagao,zhenggerendouzhanleqilai。

xiaoqigaiyileng,yihuowenshuo:“zenmele?”

shiqianxiaxixiangzheiliangri,tazairijishangxiedenianhao,yuanwu!tayizhijuedeshuxi,danyouxiangbuqilai。

现在想起来了。

tanashichuanyuea,zheishichuanshua!

zheibenshudejiewei,nanzhuchengdi,gaiguohaoweiyuanwu,xianzaishiyuanwuernian,yejiushishuo,juqingdouzouwanle。

这时候让她来干嘛?

shiqianxiaxinshengjuewang,beitongyujuedeshuo:“zhendedaxia……meile……”

shulinanzhugagalihai,takandeshihoujiuzaixiang,sheihuineimexiangbukai,feidehenanzhuzuodui,nanzhudenaozi,jiubushirennengyongyoude!

mianduiruciqiangdi,tacongqigaiduizhongfajiakaichuangxinwangchaodejihua,zhinengfangqi。

xiaoqigaihuaiyitabeidashale,wenshuo:“daxiashisha?”

“shiwobenlaiyaojianlidexinwangchao,youmantouma?jiwoyige,rihouwodanglehuangshang,fengniweitaizi。”shiqianxiameibeidasha,jiushiyaofanbingle。

xiaoqigaifanlegebaiyanshuo:“woxiexieni。”

taduitaizizhiweimeishenmexingqu,quehaishidafangdefenjishiqianxiabanzhangbing。

shiqianxiakenzhebingziwenshuo:“fensemache,shinajiadegongzi?”

tawanquanmeiyinxiang,shulinagenanrenzheimebiantai?

xiaoqigaikantadeyanshenzhujianbiandeguguai,shuodao:“huangjiadegongzi。”

jiaowangyedefensemache,haiyourenbuzhidaoma?

shiqianxiamiandaiyihuo,jisuanzheshijian,yuanwuernian,nvzhucaihuaiyunba?meierzia,zheimedadewangyenamaochulaide。

jiantazhenbuzhidao,xiaoqigaiyeshixianzhewushi,shuoqilezheiweishenqidewangye。

“huangshangdeqindidi,nianyoushibeiyujiagongzhukanzhong,daihuifuzhonghuanyang,poyugongzhushenfen,fankangbude,beigongzhucuomoduonian。”

“houlaiyebuzhidaoyongleshenmeshouduan,gongzhukaishiduitayilixiangdai,zunjingyoujia,zhidaodangjinhuangshangdarudoucheng,taliyingwaihe,qidaoleguanjianzuoyong。”

shiqianxiaxiangqilaile,nanzhushiyougedidi,jiaoguqingyun,zonggongchuchangmeijici。

“lungongxingshangshi,huangshangyaofengtaweiwang,fenghaorangtazijixuan,jieguotaxuandedoushishenmeroua,wana,jiaoa,huangshangbuxu,tayouxuanlexianliangshudesigezi,hegongfeidefenghaozhuangle。”

wunai,huangshangbajiaogaichenglejiao,xiazhiyihoucaiheguqingyunshuo,qideguqingyunyigeyuemeilita,xianminghaonanting。

shiqianxiazuijiaoyizhenchouchu,zheiweiwangye,haitingyoushaonvxinde。

tatiaodeneixiegefenghao,zhenshimiaoa,tingzhejiu……piaoliang!xianhui!

xiaoqigaiyadishengyinshuo:“jushuotazaigongzhushoulibeizhemochulemaobing,naoziyouwenti,xiacikandaofensedongxi,yilvduokai,zhidaolema?”

shiqianxialianliandiantou,younachuzijideriji,zaizuixiamianzhuijiayitiaozhuyishixiang:《taofanxinde》diertiao,yuanlifensemache,hejingshenbuhaodefengnanren。

taxiederenzhen,wanquanmeizhuyidaopangbianqigaishensezhujianningzhong。

pomiaoquezhuanshaowa,sichuloufeng,shaoweiyoudianyichang,erduolingminderenhenkuaijiunengtingdao。

shiqianxiagangxiewan,haimeilaidejishouhao,jiuyourenchongjinlai,yingmiansongtayipengmixiangfen。

zheibeizi,touyicirushuizheimeshunli,bianmianyaolaidedoukuai。

biyanqiantakandaolelairenyaojiandefensepeidao,xuanzhedexinzhongyusile。

又是这个倒霉颜色。