第1章
红烛燃烧着——
laoshidebolichuangheyiju、qiangshangdoutiezhedahongsedeshuangxi。
nanrenchishentangzaixichuangshang，bochunjinjinminchengyitiaoxian。
caoshengtouxueyingzhejinbengdefuji，jiashangneizhangfanzhehongchaodejunlian，bulunsheikanjiandoushijidadeciji。
jidexingshanguoranyouhaoyun！
wenjiuxingfendebudele，yanjinglizhirefanyong，bainendeshoucongnanrenshuaiqidelianyouyidaojianshuodexiongtang——
bianmobianjingtan：“haoshuaidelian！”
“好棒的腹肌！”
啊啊啊啊啊！
zijimodaokandaodeganjue，bikanzuozhemiaoshudemeimiaoqianwanbei！
忍不住了怎么办呐！
lubeiyeyanjingmaozhesensenhanguang，xiangshiyaobazuozaitayaojian、duitashangxiaqishoudenvrenshechengmafengwo。
“温酒！”
“niyaobuyaolian？”lubeiyeshuodeyaoyaqiechi，henbudesisuileta。
wenjiuyoudianweiqu，“youma？wojuedebuyaoliandeyinggaishiniba？mingmingshinirulewodemenggouyinwo，zenmehaiguaiqiwolaileni？”
tazhangdehenpiaoliang，tiaoyuedezhuhuoyingzhaozaitayanli，xiangshiyouxingxingtingzhuqizhong，feihongdechunbanqingqingjuezhe，xiangshitaobudaotangchidexiaohaizaisajiao。
kandelubeiyetineidezaoreyuefabenyongdelihai。
tanujifanxiao，“hao，henhao，nibushixiangyaoma？”
“你松开我！”
“我满足你！”
jiranduobuguo，taxiwangbuyaoyongneimeexindefangshi。
wenjiucoushangquqinqintadechunban，biaoqingmanzudexiangshitoudaomidehuan。
“嘘——”
“用不着你！”
tabianshuobiansichuliaohuo......
——
翌日清晨。
wenjiuxinglaishi,shentichuanlaidebushirangtapiaoliangdeliandandouniuqule。
踏马的邪门儿啊！
tabujiuzuolegechunmengma？gentaxihuandenanpeilailechangqiangzhiaima？
zenmemengdouxinglehaizheimebushufu？
wenjiurouroukuaiduanledeyao，huanhuanzhengkaiyanjing，yanqianshibaisedefangding，guazheyuanyuandejianyidengpao，haiyoulaoshidediaoshan，chuangqianyouzhangshuzhuo，qiangjiaofangzhehongseshimuyijuhefengrenji。
daochudoutiezhehongsexizi。
erqietashenshanggaizhehongsebobei，tuanshifanhuahexishuiyuanyang，henxiangtazuotianshuijueqiankandexiaoshuolideqingjing。
难道她的梦还没醒？
balebale！kenengshimengzhongmeng，meizhunwozaishuiyijuejiuhaoleni！
danwenjiugangbishangyanjing，pangbianjiuchuanlailenanrendenuhou。
“温酒——”
“nizhunbeibawokundaoshashihou？”
！
wenjiushunjianjiubeihexingle，zhuanshenkanxiangshengyindelaiyuan。
lubeiyesisidedengzheta，xiangzhifennudaojizhidexiongshi。
老天爷？
我有这么凶残吗？
kanjianwenjiulenglengdekanzheziji，lubeiyegengshimanxinchiru。
tadefenlizhiqishangshen，yongnaodaihenhendezhuangxiangwenjiu。
“嘭——”
wenjiubeizhuangdeshuaidaozaidishang。
tawuzhenaodaitengdeciyaliezui，tongshijiyiyezaimanmanfusu。
原来她不是做梦。
而是穿书。
tachuanneibenshujiaozuo《80niandai：qiaojunsaobeipiyecaohanqiayaomengchong》
身份是女配温酒。
babashisiling，mamashilaoshi，gegeshituanzhang，didishixueba，tayebeipeiyangdeguaiqiaopiaoliang、qiaopikeai，dan18suihoutaturanxingqingdabian，chengrizhaomaodougoureshishengfei。
yuanbenzheijiuyijinggoujuele，dangengjuedeshita20suishiduitagegedaihuijiadepengyoulubeiyeyijianzhongqing，beijujuehoujiugewanyisixiangbiduifangquta。
lubeiyetongyile，yinweiwenjiudegegewenchujiduitayoujiumingzhien。
danzaijubanhunlidangtian，tayoushuoxihuanshanglecanjiahunlidenanzhuqiaoyue，yaogenlubeiyetuihun，haojiajiqiaoyue，wensilingqifengle，daletaliangbazhang，yongduanjueguanxiweixie，zuihouhunlizhaochangjinxing，dantaquehenshanglelubeiye。
juedeshitaxiangpanwenjiadequanshi，suoyizudangzijizhuiqiuxingfu。
xinhundangyetaduilubeiyeshinve，zaitajiedaojialidelaixinshizulantahuijia，rangtameijiandaomuqinzuihouyimian，shenzhihaihaisiletafuqin，fengkuangdeduiqiaoyuexianyinqin，zhangzhezijishisilingdeguinvhejiarendechongaizuolehenduoweifaluanjideshi。
zuihoutadeyeyeqisile，tengaitadegegehefuqindiulejunxian，didibeiliumangdachenglecanfei，muqincongmingmenguixiubianchenglemankouhuyandejingshenbing。
tadunlejianyu，chulaihouwujiakeguibeiliumangqiangbaohuaiyun，nanchansile。
wenjiuhuixiangwanjuqingfeichangxixu，tahuaiyishizuozhemeibaanxianxiechulai，yuanzhukenengshibeichuanyuezhejiduoshele，suoyicaihuineimehuangtang。
jiejujiu......haitingjieqide，danxianzaibianchengzijilejiuyoudianerjingsong。
tachuanyuejinlaidejuqingshi：yuanzhuxiangquxiaohunlimeichenggong，jiuzhuangchuhuigaidemoyang，basuoyourenpiandetuantuanzhuan，dengrendouzoulejiujilubeiye......
erqietazuowanmimihuhudeyiweizijishizaizuomeng，zhendeanjuqingfazhanbalubeiyejishuile......
wenjiuzuozaibingliangdedishang，ganjuezijidoukuaibengkuile，chuanshuyudaozijizuixihuandejiaoseguranshihao。
但这情况要人老命！
shuodaodihaishitataihaose，fouzeshiqingyebuhuizheimenangao。
taqidejilezijiliangbazhang，xinluanrumadechouzhelubeiye，xiangqishenjitasongbang，danshiyoupatadongshoudata。
yinweizheishier......
shinanshinvdoumeifaren......
“ni......ni......”wenjiuhenhaipa，xiaoshenggentashangliang，“wojinisongbang，nibiedawochengbucheng？”
“duibuqi，zhendehenduibuqi，wozuotianguimixinqiaole，woxihuanderenshinibushiqiaoyue，zuotiandeshi......”
dantadehuahaimeishuowan，jiutingjianlubeiyelishenghouma。
“你给我闭嘴！”
lubeiyeehenhendedengzhewenjiu。
wenjiuhedehuquyizhen，xiangzhetahaodaishisilingdeguinv，lubeiyezaizayangyinggaiyebuhuidongshoudata，lianmangbaqunzitaoshangjitajiekaishengzi。
shengzijiekaideneishunjian——
lubeiyexunsuqishenqiazhewenjiudegebo，batayazaichuangbiandeyizishang，heisedeyanmoufennufangun，daizheqiangliedeyapoganhehenyisisidedingzheta。
“温酒！”
“wozhenxiangbanidenaodaiwakai，kankanlimiandaodizhuangdeshishenme！”