第2章

bujinhuihenjiaojia,laoleizongheng。

ruguoshangtianzaijitayicijihui,tajueduibuneijuan,buaoyejiaban。

yidingyaoyongzijixihuandefangshi,laiduguoyisheng。

结果奇迹就发生了。

laotianyezhendejiletayicizhonglaidejihui。

让他回到了十八岁。

zheigeshijiedesubai,gaozhongchengjibingbulixiang。

kebijingyeshijitakaoshanglefujinyisuosilidazhuan。

kaixuezhiqian,kaolvdaodaxuedefeiyongkongpahuibijiaogaoang。

zhenghaobaoming《nulifendou》zhichangzongyi,xingyundebeixuanshang。

jiugancuibuqushangdazhuanle。

zhiyaozaizongyilimian,shouhuodaliangdefensi,jieshuhouzhijiedangwanghongzhibodaihuo。

zhengyiboqian,nengmanzuyibeiziyishiwuyoujike。

实现躺平。

turannaohaizhongyigemeiyouganqingdeshengyinxiangqi。

daduanlesubaideneixinhuodong。

“叮咚!”

“gongxisuzhuchenggongbangdingtangpingxitong。”

“hahahaha,guoranchuanyuezhongshengyouxitongshibiaopei。”subaizainaohaizhongduixitongwendao,“tangpingxitong?shibangzhuwojinxingtangpingdema?”

“gumingsiyi,zhiyaosuzhuzaigongzuozhongtangping,jiukeyihuodejiangli。”xitongjieshidao,“meitianbaxiaoshidegongzuoshijianzhongtangdeyueping,zhenzhengyongyugongzuodeshijianyueshao,jianglijianghuiyuehaohua!”

“meitiantangpingsixiaoshi,huodecjijiangli。”

“meitiantangpingwuxiaoshi,huodebjijiangli。”

“meitiantangpingliuxiaoshi,huodeajijiangli。”

“meitiantangpingqixiaoshi,huodesjijiangli。”

……

“haoa!benlaizheibeizijiudasuantangpingde,youlezheixitongjianzhishitianzhuwoye!”

subaiganjuezheixitongtaiduizijideweikoule,jianzhishikeshuilaisongzhentou。

zheiyaoshidoutangbuping,neijianzhishikuiduilaotianye。

zhenghaozaicanjiazhichangzongyijiemu,yeshishihourangdajiakankantangpingdeliliangba。

“suzhushifoukaiqixinshoulibao?”xitongtishiyinxiangqi。

“kaiqi!”subaihaobuyouyudao。

“zengsongsuzhutanchajineng,keyitanchamubiaozhidingxinxi,youlecijinengkeyirangsuzhugenghaodetangping,bubeisuosuizashichanshen,bimianxuduomafan。”

“haohaohao!”subaidaxiguowang,xiaochulesheng。

“weiweiweisubai!haizaishui,shangbanni!”

“zuoshenmemeimengla?xiaoneimekaixin,kuaiqilai!”

turanjian,subaizhiganjuezhouweishifenguozao。

tazhengkaixingzhongdeshuiyan,kaikoudao:“wangzuzhang,zenmele?”

mianqianyouwugeren,yigeshiwangzuzhang,zhengshitadeyewulingdao。

lingwaisigerenzeshihetayiyangdexiaoshouzuyuan。

subaisuozaideshiyijiadaxingzibenjituan,mingjiaozhichengjituan,mingxiagezhongchanyejieyoushelie。

fangdichan,zhibo,yinxing,youxi,baoxian,jinrongxingyedengdouyou。

zheigezibenjituanbuguanshiguoneihaishihaiwai,douyouzhebuxiaodeyingxiangli。

subaixianzaijiuzaizhichengjituanxiashudebaoxiangongsideyigeyewuzigongsideyigefengongsigongzuo。

shiyimingshixiqidebaoxianxiaoshouyuan。

工作就是卖保险。

tazhiyougaozhongxueli,erxianzaihenduodegangweiyingxingyaoqiudoudeshidaxuebenke。

zhiyouxiaoshouzhikanyeji,bukanxueli。

tahualejibaikuaiqian,shuoshikao,qishijiushimailegecongyezheng。

bijingdaandoushixianchengde,zhiyaobutiancuoweizhi,jibendounengtongguo。

xinrenlaimaibaoxian,bujiushitangpinghundixindema?

bijingbaoxianyewuduiyuxinrenlaishuo,chengdanshizaishitainanle。

danduiyuyouletangpingxitongdesubailaishuo。

zheigongzuojianzhishiweitaliangshendazaode。

我先躺为敬。

“pobujidaile!wozaojiuxiangkanzheizhongzhichangzongyi,keyizhidoumeiyou。”

“jiushijiushi,quanshineixielianzongshenmede,wojiuxiangkanzhichangzongyi!”

“zheijiemuquanwangdouyugaoleyouyigeduoyueleba,jintiankesuanshikaibole!”