第3章 狮子大开口

shenzhanggelengxiao,“wangfeijimamachangming,yezhenkuidewangyenengshuochuzheihualai。”

“你!”

heliandetaishouyaodata,zhishishougangtaiqilai,jiubeishenzhanggejiezhule。

“wangyemoji,cibingsuixian,danshangyoufazikezhi。”

shenzhanggeshuohuashi,jiuyijingzhandaolemamashenbian。

tasuiyishenhuitoutulian,langbeizhiji,danyijiuyanshibuzhuqingchengchuchenderongmao。

xingmouwanqi,youruxinghecuican,yishunjianrangrenshilexinshen。

heliandehuxiyizhi,danhenkuaijiunucongxinlai,“liantaiyidouzhibuledebing,nigefudaorenjiadongshenme?jibenwangrangkai,ruoshidanwuletaiyizhenzhi,benwangxianzaijiuyaolenideming!”

“wangye,jiurangniangniangshishiba!”jinsuhuranzhuazhuletadeyixiu,“tingwendazhanggongzhu,qianchaoshenyihelianjiayuejiushiniangniangdezumu,niangniangyidingcongxiaoshudushengshuyaogujinfang,biranyoubanfa!”

tingdaohelianjiayueheyaogujinfanglianggecideshihou,heliandemouziyizhi,youxiechiyi,“dangzhen?”

shenzhanggeqingxiao,suirantabuzhidaojinsushuodeshenmedazhanggongzhuheyaogujinfangshishenme,danshizuoweiyimingyizhe,tazenmekenengbuzhidaojiaochangsha?

jiaochangshaxiangdangyuxiyidejixingweichangyanhuochanggengzu,jiushizaixiandaiyesuanshixiongxiandejibingle,zheigejinsujingransanliangjuhuajiubarucinantipaojileta,dequeshexiexinchang。

buguozheici,takeshisuanjicuorenle。

“benfeidequeyoufakezhi,zhishibuzhidaowangyeyuanbuyuanyidayingwoyigetiaojian?”

shenzhanggehuayingangluo,heliandejiubaotiaorulei,“renmingguantian,nihaiyaogenbenwangjiangtiaojian?shenzhangge,benwangzhenxiangbanidexinwachulaikankanshibushiheide!”

“wangyebuying,benfeibujiujiushi。”shenzhanggemianseqingleng,yourugaoshanbaixue,“zhishimamayimianseqingzi,sizhijuluan,wangyeyaoshizaiyouyuxiaqu,zhipatajiuyaohuohuotengsile。”

“nizheidufujingranhaiganweixiebenwang!”heliandeshenxileyikouqi,yanmouchendelihai,“hao,benwangdaoyaokankanniyoushenmenengnai,ruoshijiuhuole,benwangziranhuidayingni,ruoshijiubuhuo,nijiudengzhejimamapeizang!”

“wangyerangkaixie,biedanglu,lvya,niqunaxiecaiyouhezhumagenlai。”

shenzhanggewushiheliandeyaochirenyibandemuguang,zoudaoliumamashenpangdunxia,baozhetadejingbutaiqitou。

henkuai,caiyoujiunalaile,shenzhanggejieguoguandaotakouzhong,pingrilixiwulaideliqirangmamagenbenzhengtuobukai,guanlehaodayikoucaiyou,mamazhijuedeweiliyizhenfanyong,zhuanguotoutugebuting。

shenzhanggechenjizhuazhuletadeshizhi,xiudaizhongyinzhentanchu,duizheneishizhijiucilexiaqu。

dunshi,exueyongchu,xianxuelinli。

“啊!”

shizhilianxin,liumamatengdebenjiufabaideliansegengshiyipiancanbai,haowuxuese。

jinsuputongyishengguilexiaqu,dashengaihao,“niangniang,mamakeshiwangyedenainiang,ninjiusuanzaiyuanhenniangniangyuanhennujia,yebugainamamachuqia!ninkuaitingshouba,mamakuaitengsilea!”

“沈、长、歌!”

heliandegengshishuangmouxuehong,henbudedangchangjiujiaotashenshouyichu!

shuohuajian,yaoshangruanjianjiuyichouchu,chaozheshenzhanggedexinkouciqu。

zheiyijianyouxiongyouhen,ruoshizhendecizhong,tadingshibisiwuyi!

raner,jiuzaicishi,yizhishouhengkongerlai,yangqikuanpaozhangxiu,jingshiyiroukegang,jiangneijianzhaodanglexialai。

shenzhanggezheicaitaiqitoulai,quezhijianyijinxianxiuyunwenheipaodenanrenbeiduizheta,beiyinggaodaweian,mosedezhangfashujinjinguan,liangzhiniezheheliandeneibingzhangjiandejianjian,yishensushadexiaolenghanyi。

“liwangjiranyidayingrangtazhenzhi,youweihechuerfaner?”

heliandedelianseyouxienankan,buzhidaodangchaoyipindajiangjunyetingweishenmehuitishenzhanggechutou。

tashitaishanghuangdeyizi,congxiaopeizaihuangshangshenbianzhangda,ganqingshenhou,cengpeihuangshangyujiaqinzheng,lixiahanmagonglao,rujinshouwozhongbing,quanqingchaoye,jibianshitazheigewangye,yeyaojitasanfenbomian。

shenzhanggebingmeiyoujianguota,zhidangshigedabaobupingde,patabeizijiqianlian,jiuyouyiwuyidiwangqiannuolenuo,dangzailetashenqian。

“wangyemodongnu,qiekanmamashifouchangtongyizhi?”

heliandezheicaishouhuishixian,chaozheliumamazouqu,dunxiashen,“mamakehaoxiele?”

liumamachuleyishenlenghan,cikeganjuedaofutongyouxiexuhuanjie,suiranbuyuanchengren,danhaishihuanhuandianletou,“duoxiewangyeguahuai,laonuhaoduole。”

yipangdeyetingbuyoudeweiweiyangqimei,tahaoxiangbeiyigeshenjiaotiruodenvzijibaohule?

shenzhanggequebushengbuxiangdiyizhumagenzhanqingcaiyouguaduomingxue、dumaihouding、tiantingdengchu,youcharenbeihaosharenximo,weiyumamahexia,mamalianlianaiqishushishenghou,zhongyuchedibutongle。

heliandetieqingdemiansezhongyuyousuohuanhe,shenzhanggejiaorennalailezhibi,xieleyizhangyaofangdijita,“cihouanzhaoyaofangfuyaodiaoyangshentijike。”

heliandelenglengdidingzheta,zhengyaojie,shenzhanggequeyoushouhuileshou,“wangyegangcaikedayingdehaohaode,ruoshiwojiuhuilemama,jiuyaodayingwoyigetiaojian。”

“……”

heliandexianzaiyuelaiyuehouhuizijigangcaimeinengyijianbatachuosi,yaoyaqiechidao,“niyouxiangzenmeyang?”

shenzhanggezheicainachulelingyizhangzhi,“kongkouwuping,ruonilaizhangle,woyijieruonvzi,kemeibanfagennizheiyongbingzizhongdewangyepinming。”

heliandezuijiaochouleliangxia,“nishizaiwurubenwangme?”

shenzhanggeqingxiao,“buguoshitaogehushenfubale,qianlezheizhangqiyueyuhelishu,niwojiuciliangqing。”

heliandeditousaoleyiyan,kanjianshangmianxiezhebuguangcaichanyaofenyiban,jiulianyihoushangpudefenhongdouyaofenyiban,dunshiqidebiaoqingniuqu,“nizheinvren,haizhenshishizidakaikou,yebukanzijipeibupei!”

“suoweibinglairushandao,bingquruchousi,mamazheibingruoxiangquanyubuzaifufa,bixuzaifuyaogonggu。”shenzhanggedouluozheshouzhongdezhi,xiaodexiangzhijiaoxiadehuli,“jiachan、fenhong,duiwangyezheiyangcaidaqicuderenlaishuojianzhijiushijiuniuyimao,kemamademing……”

tashuodaozheili,shishidiyidun。

neizhangyingtaoxiaokoushuochudehuayuefaqiren,heliandeyuekantaneizhangxiaolianyuejuedekehen,yaoleyaoya,xinyiheng,dayinglexialai,genbenmeiyoukanjianpangbiandejinsujilikongzhizhixiayijiuniuqudelian。

fanzhengbuguoshixieqiancai,zhongguishishenwaizhiwu,jiusuanjitayouruhe,zaowanyouyitianzheiquantianxiadecaifudouhuibeitashourunangzhong!

heliandeliluodiqianlezidiujishenzhangge,taxiaoxindishouqilai,kouzhonghainiannianyouci,“zheikeshiwangyedejiachan,zhiqiandehen,qianwanbunengnongdiule。”

heliandeqideyoushihoulongyizhi,“helishudoutaole,niyibushibenwangderen,haibuganjingunchuwangfu!”

tabenyiweishenzhanggehuixiangyiqianneiyang,zaisipilailiandiqiutarangtaliuxia。

ranertaquezhishixiaomimidichongtabailebaishou,“wangyefangxin,woyebuxiangduokanninyiyan。wozheijiudadaohuifu,ninkeqianwanjidezaodianbaneixiediqifangchandousongdaowofushange。”