liqindejudongbujinhendiaojia，yejilidaoliuxialebuhaodeyinxiang。
lidaofeichangbihuizaidatingguangzhongxiabeiyiweinvtongxuelache，ganjintuikaitadeshou，jinzhoumeitou，tixingdao：「zheiweitongxue，xiexienidezijian，ruguonizhendeduiyanxiganxingqudehua，keyizhaogongzuorenyuanbaoming，bangexiaoshihou，womenhuizailitangxuanqitajiaose。」
liqinfeichangbuganxin，bijingquanxiaorendouzhidaoliqinnaxiazheigejiaoseshizaibide，shenzhihaixianghaolebaohonghoudejihua，zhunbeizaiyulequandafangguangmang，jieguoxianzaizhulandashuiyichangkong。
zuizhongyaodeshi，tadejingzhengduishoushiwo。
wozheigebeitachuchuzhenduideren。
校花即将变成笑话。
daoyanqiangrenzheduitadebunaifan，doukuaiyayibuzhule，danshiduiwoqueyaoyounaixinxuduo，wenyanxiyudishuodao：「tongxue，niyidingyaozixikaolvyixia，zheigenvzhuzhiyounishihe。」
「tongxue，nishibushixinzhongyoushenmegulva？pajiazhangbutongyi？yaoburangwomenhenidejiazhangtanyitan？」
「huozheshipadanwuxuexi？zheigeniwuxudanxin，womenhuibangniqingyiweisijiao，yiduiyijinibuke，zhixiwangninenggouzixidikaolvkaolv。」
wozhishimeixiangdaodaoyanzheimejianchi，zheishiyigeshenmeyangdejiaose？rangwozheimeshihe？
wozhengzhunbeishuohua，jiulianbusixindeliqinganjinshuodao：「lidaoniyousuobuzhi，henianxikeshiquannianjidiyi，zuishanzhangdejiushitihaizhanshu。zhiyuyanxima，nizheibushiqiangrensuonanma？」
「kuangqienimenpaideshiguzhuangju，zhaoyigelvedonggudaiyitai，youhuiyixieqinqishuhuaderenlaiyannvzhu，shaoweiyouyanjideren，qibushigenghao？」
「erqiehenianxidejiatingtiaojianyejiuyiban，taderongmaoxingxiangshizaibushihedangnvzhua。」
liqingangshuowan，jiujizhouweidezhongshifensidiyanshen，tamenlimalinghui，kaishifenfenfuhe：
「jiushiadaoyan，niyetaimeiyouyanguangle，zheimeyigedameinvbuxuan，feiyaoxuanyigetubaozi。」
「henianxi，nihuiyanxima？zheiyanxibushixuexiaowenyiwanhuibiaoyanjiemuneimejiandan，daoshihouxiaoxinbeiwangbao，hahahaha。」
……
zheirenyetaixiaozhangle，shizaishirenwukerenle。
「nizenmezhidaowojiubushiheni？」wolengshengfanwen。
liqinlengleleng，jianwodiyicizhudongdifanbotadehua，xianranyouxiejingya，huanguoshenhou，yanzuixiaoleqilai。
wokanxianglidao，renzhendishuodao：「lidaoxiexieniderentong，wobuhuirangnishiwangde。」
liqinjianwoshirenzhende，limaheilelian：「henianxi，nihuiyanxima？youbenshiwomenlaibiyibiyanji！」
wopalidaoxiangshuoshenmeqitade，qiangxianshuodao：「haoa！worangnizhidaoshenmejiaozuoxinfukoufu。」
liqinzhishilenglengyixiao，sihaomeibawokanzaiyanli。
daoyanzuhewomenlaidaolitang，haiyouqitatongxueyelaikanrenao。
liqindezhongshifensimenguozaodehen，zaineiliyigujingerdishuowodehuaihua。
lidaokaishichuti：「nvzhubenlaishiyiweiqianjinxiaojie，jiazaobiangu，beipolunweiqinglouchengweihuakui，danqinzhishi，yudaocengjingdeweihunfuchuangrubanshi，mingmingliangrenhaihuxiangyouai，danyinshenfenchajubixukezhi。」
「woyouqingyanchuweihunfu，nimenjiushinvzhu。」
「谁先来？」