第二章:这个冤大头谁爱当谁当

dierzhang:zheigeyuandatousheiaidangsheidang

wochangchangyinweishaota,henwancainengdaojia。

youyubujizui,tajingchangchideshangtuxiaxie,banyedadianhuahanwosongtaquyiyuan。

shijianjiule,tabujinrenweizheidoushiwogaizuode,

ruguonaciwoyoujishi,zhejikaichehuijia,tahaihuimaiyuanwoshierduo,danwutaxingcheng。

shangyishiwojiushibuhaoyisijujueta,caiyibubulunluochengchilibutaohaodeyuandatou。

zhonghuoyishi,zheigeyuandatousheiaidangsheidang。

wopixiaoroubuxiaodekanxiangxiaozheng:

「doushiyigebangongshide,nizhudedifanglisunqianbuguo5gongli,yejiuduocailiangjiaoyoumendeshiqing,nanrenjiuyinggaiyoudandang,kuangqierenjiasunqiangesanchawudejinidaizaocan,nibuyinggaixiancaojiehuanbaodayixia?」

tingwozheimeyishuo,xiaozhengyanshenlishanguojisibuziran。

hulalakaishizhenglizhuomian:

「lingdaorangwobazheigeyuedebaobiaozhongwuzhiqiannajitakanni,kanwozheijixing!」

shuowantoumaijindiannaoli,bajianpanqiaodepilipalaxiang。

yuanbenhaixiangduiwojinxingdaodeshenpandeqitatongshijianzhuang,ganjinbiekaitou,jiazhuangmangshoutougongzuo。

wokanzhezhangzuiquanwodehaodajie,「haojie,dajiadoushinvren,yaoburangnilaogongjiesongnishangxiabandeshihou,basunqianyeshundaijiesongle?」

haodajieyilianfangbeidezuohuizijigongwei,「pingshenmeyaowolaogongtieyouqianjiesongbiedenvren!」

sunqianjianmeirenzaititashuohua,doudoushen,yaoyaqiechidelikaile。

wozhanghulehaojikouqi,caijiangzijidexinshennulipingdingxialai。

shangyishibeilijuncongshiliuloutuixiaqudechangjingyijiulilizaimu。

neizhongliwucichuanxiongtangdeganjue,wokebuxiangzaitihuidierci。

haimeilaidejiqingxingjiehouyushengdepingjing,shenhouxiangqiyidaowozuitaoyantingjiandenansheng。

「xiaowang,nilaiwobangongshiyitang!」

bumenlingdaozuozaibangongzhuohou,yanshenrudao:

「woshenmeshihoupainimingtianchuwaiqinle,zhenmeixiangdao,weileburangsunqiandache,nidehuanghuashizhangkoujiulai,nitairangwoshiwangle!」

shangyishiduiyusunqiandachezheijianshiqing,woyikaishiyemeiyoulikedaying。

ranhou,bumenlingdaohutianjiudaitoudaodepipanwo,shuoshenmezaitashoudixiaganhuo,zuizhongyaodeshirenpin,tuisanzusibujiesongsunqianshangxiabanjiushimeiaixin。

hanshasheyingdecpu,jiuchabaowoshenfenzhenghaole!

woaiyuyali,zheicaibuqingbuyuandayinglesunqian。

wobeilijunhaisihou,hujunjuranshuowohuogai,meitianzhixiangzhechidaozaotui,lijunshitigongsiqinglimenhu。

haibawodegongshangbuchangzhexiandadaolesunqiandegongzikashang。

xiangdaozheier,woduihujundeyaneyouduolejifen。

讥讽道:

「huzhuren,fanzhengninpingshizhixuyaodongdongzui,shengkongwomenganhuoerjiukeyile,buyongsuishidaiming,buruyouninmeitianjiesongsunqianshangxiaban?」

hujunlaoliantengdebianhong,shengyindoubuziranqilai:

「woshitalingdaoyoubushitalaogong,wotiantianjiesongtashangxiabanrangtalaogongzhidaole,laigongsinaoshizenmeban?」

我冷笑一声:

「neijiumeizhele,zhiyutazenmeshangxiabanzijixiangbanfabei!womenzongbunengkaigehuitaoluntaolunsheifuzejiesongtaba?」

hujunbeiwoduideyakouwuyan,lianshangyizhenerqing,yizhenerbai。