zhidaoxiawusidian，lingsanmingidolcaixianhouwanchengxuanxiurenwu。
dierjisuanbansunyanzaikafeiguanpengshangyimingshizimianjunan，beishizinankuangshuaifengjieyulu，rendexinku，wunaipogong；
dierjisuantaizhuqianxikonggao，beiqingtingmianjunvqiangxinglashangtiaolouji，jinghedexinlvguosu；
diyijisuanbanxinxinyankanzhishengxiazijimeiwanchengrenwu，zaishayuguansongyongyimingxiongmaomianjunanbiaoyanyushagongwu，zhudonggongxianleyihuixintiao。
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zhongxinguangchanglinshidajiandegaotaishang，shensuanzidaizheshenlvsedebangqiumao，taoyijiantongseweiyi，jinguanzhezhuangputong，quenanyansisheguangmang。
“disanji‘buqianshoubushougong’jiabinyiquanbuchansheng！baobeimen，lianggexiangba！”
xianchangjianxiaobuduan，douzaiqidainanjiabinshiruhefengliutitang，nvjiabinshiruheguosetianxiang。
suizhejiemuzutebiebgm《qiannideshou》xiangqi，shayunv、shizinan、qingtingnv、xiongmaonanyuguanerchu。
沉默震耳欲聋！
【nima！shuohaodeliangxiangni？】
【zheishilianglegejimo！】
【haideshiwosuandao！xianchangxuanxiu，xuanchudeshiyiduimianju，zhuanshenjiuhuanchengqitabaifumeigaofushuaileba！】
【you**！jueduiyou**！】
【chiguaqunzhongbiaoshikanbudong！】
zaichenmoshijindezhiyizhong，shensuanzihuanhuandao：“xiangkankantamendezhenmianmuma？”
没有人答话。
“qishi，woyebuzhidaotamenshishei！shenzhi，wodoubuzhidaotamenzhangdezenmeyang！”
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yiqunyujikangzhezhangqiangduanpao，zaoyipobujidai：“suandao，nengwennijigewentima？”
shensuanzibenjiuxiangyaoredu，dangranlaizhibuju：“ganxiemeitipengyoumenduibenjiemudeguanxinzhichi！zheisuiranbushixinwenfabuhui，danwoyuanyihuidageweisangewenti。diyigewenti，sheilai？”
“suandao，woshi《yulezhidian》dejizhe。qianliangjijiabin，doujingguohaixuan、chusai、fusai，zuizhongquedingjinzurenxuan。weishenmezheijijiabin，caiquzheiyangdefangshijinzu？wangyoudanxin，zheishibushiyouxieerxile？”
“ganxie《yulezhidian》dejizhepengyou！womenjiemudezongzhi，shizhanxiandangxianianqingrendezhengchanglianaiguocheng，yijifarenmenduimeihaoaiqingdexiangwang。
“zhiqianliangji，yinweishixinchuangjiemu，xuanxiuguochengqishiyeshixuanchuanguocheng，mudeshiyingzaojiemuredu。
“xianzai，jiemudedaoguangdawangyouderenkehezhichi，suoyijiujianhualexuanxiuliucheng，ranggengduoputongrenyoujihuizhanzaigongzhongmianqian。xiayigewenti！”
“suandaoninhao！woshi《xinyuxinyuan》dejizhe。ningangcaishuoyao‘ranggengduoputongrenyoujihuizhanzaigongzhongmianqian’，zheixiecanjiaxuanxiudejiabin，nan182+，nv168+，qingwentamenshiputongrenma？”
shensuanzixiaoxiao：“kanlaizheiweimeinvjizhepengyouduiputongrenyouwujie。zaiwokanlai，suoweiputongren，jiushimeiyoubeigongzhongrenshidesuren，zheiyutamenzhangxiangyanchikemeiyouguanxi！
“birubaliangjinlaoshi、boboyingdi，ninengpingzhangxiangjiurenweitamenshiputongrenma？
“zaishuo，womenshilianzong，dangranxuyaozhengqueyinling。ruguorangzhongwuyanheaidaitalaicanjiajiemu，nirenweihuiyourenkanma？”
【aidaitashishei？yanguoshenmejiaose？】
【问度娘去！】
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tiwenjixu：“suandao，nizheiyangzuo，nandaojiumeiyouzhangxiangqishizhixianma？”
shensuanzixiaoxiao：“renshengerpingdeng，shizhirenge、linghundepingdeng，erbushizhangxiang。
“longshengjiuzigebutong，chabieshikeguancunzaide，buchengrenchabie，shiziqiqiren，bushiweiwuzhuyi！
“womendejiemushilianzong，bushikaogong！”
xianchangbaofayizhenshanyidehongxiao。
“hao，sangewentile......”
“suandaosuandao！haiyouyigewenti，wangyoubiaoshiyanzhongguanqie，neijiushijiemuruhequebaoxuanxiudegongzhenggongping？”
“zheigewenti，woqinggongzhengchudegongzuorenyuanlaihuida。youqingzhuchenggongzhengchugongzhengyuangongnvshi、zhengnvshiweibencixuanxiugongzheng！”
gongzhengyuanyibenzhengjing：“......bencixuanxiu，zaizhuchenggongzhengchuquanchengjianduxiajinxing，suoxuanjiabinyiquanbujinxingdnacaiyang，jieguozhenshi、hefa、youxiao！”
shensuanzijieguohua：“zhisuoyirangjiabinmengmian，shijiemuxiaoguoxuyao！yinweimingtian，womenjiangjinxingmangpei！”
【haideshisuandao！laomoushensuan！】
【zhenghuo，wozhifushensuanzi！】
【yikaishijiuxuannianlaman！manmanqidai！manniangyeqidai！】
【manmanshuniu，manniangyeshuniu！】
zhiyoufanmoqingchu，suoweimangpei，chunshutamadouchedan！
yuanshuzhong，liangmingzuidadejinzhubabafenbiejiangtamendeqianjinhegongzisailejinlai，tihuanleqingtingnv、shizinan！
jingguotanpan，qingtingnvhuode400w、shizinanhuode300wbuchang，chujuzhongshenbaomichengnuoshu，qiaoqiaorangchuminge。
liangrenzhidao，tamendoubuzidaibgm，jiusuanshanglejiemuyouruhe？
fuzetanpandeqiankeliangjuhuajiurangliangrenjiaoxietoujiang：“nengbunengchudao，shikaonigerennulijiunengjuedingde？nijiusuanshanglejiemu，kenenglianzhuangzaodouzuobuqi！”
zhuiyuanwendeshihou，fanmokandaozheili，momomaleyiju：madou！fanjieshimeiyouzheigejihui，ruguoyou，bieshuosansibaigewle，jiushi250w，fanjiehaijinidaokesangexiangtou！
fanjiejiusuanqizaotanhei、gexuemaimingyibeizi，nengzhuandao250wma？
做梦去吧！
yuanshuzhong，tihuanshanglaideliangren，nanjiaotuxizhan，zaijiemuzhongbanyanbazong；nvjiaochisu，shigeshabaitian。
neime，jiukannifanjiezenmegennimenduomaomao！